Basketball jokes are shorter.

If a player wants to transfer, he must take a cultural examination before the transfer. The coach greeted the examiner in advance and said, "Our players have poor culture, so the topic is not too difficult."

The examiner agreed.

During the exam, the examiner looked at the players for a while and asked, "What do you say is 7 times 7?"

The player thought for a moment and said, "I think it's forty-nine."

Before the examiner could speak, the coach stood up and said earnestly, "examiner, please give him another chance."

Encourage players

In the first half of the football match, the team lost miserably. Most of the audience are walking on the field. The second half of the game is about to begin.

The coach encouraged the players to say, "Come on, guys! The next game is extremely beneficial to us, because our audience has already left.

Put the gun down. "

Two, okay?