Funny narcissistic personality signature

When I was young, I always wanted to show my tough side, so I wanted to get a tattoo. The reason why I didn't implement it is: I have been hesitant to tattoo with crayons or Astro Boy.

March 1 1

Men are lewd. A stronger one is called a pervert, a stronger one is called a pervert, and a stronger one is called a pervert. Especially strong, become a pervert, known as the human aesthetic artist.

March 1 1

Don't go out in rainy days. Although rain is not poisonous, getting wet is a trivial matter, and gonorrhea is a major matter.

March 1 1

I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man. .....................

March 1 1

If happiness is a cloud, if pain is like a star.

Then my life is really cloudless and full of stars in Wan Li …

—— Excerpt from Lai Bao's diary, March 1 1.

When men say inner beauty, they mean inside the bra, not inside.

March 1 1

I have fallen. I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer ...

July 2 1 day

People should learn to find some small pleasures by themselves, such as going to the streets to see those beautiful women who don't belong to them, going to the bank to see those banknotes that don't belong to them, going to the auto show to see those sports cars that don't belong to them, and then finding a beggar in the street to tell himself: It doesn't matter, those didn't belong to him just now. ...

July 2 1 day

It has been raining these days. I guess the jade emperor is crying. It must be that his marriage with the queen mother is unhappy. There are two possibilities for this unhappiness. One is that the queen mother has left, and the other is that the queen mother refuses to leave ... unreasonable. .

September 23(rd)

My sister asked me, "Brother, what is kissing like?" I told her with a smile: "Silly girl, when kissing, say: pig ~ ~ ~."

My brother asked me, "Brother, what is a kiss?" I said, "Kissing? Open your mouth and stick out your tongue. "

September 23(rd)

Menstrual blood is a child.

September 23(rd)

Is it cruel that the female mantis will eat the male mantis after mating? But some women swallow countless offspring during mating. ...

65438 February 2008

Lie on your back tonight, get up early tomorrow, lie prone tomorrow night, and exercise the day after tomorrow. Sometimes it's that simple.

June 20(th)

When I was a child, I often heard that people committed suicide because of the pressure of life. At that time, I knew death, but I didn't understand what stress was. Now that I have grown up, I don't understand why so many people are still alive. ...

June 20(th)

God gave me a pair of eyes to see the world of flowers; God gave me another pair of hands to work hard to earn money; God gave me another mouth to curse God's injustice. ...

June 20(th)

No matter how high a woman stands, squatting can only wet the land under her feet; Men are amazing, stand higher and pee farther!

June 20(th)

A beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy and lovely virgin is like a ghost. Men are talking about it, but no one has seen it with their own eyes. ...