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How hot is it in Wuhan?

There is a joke: Wuhan has been experiencing high temperatures recently, and a reporter interviewed citizens. A black man was asked: "Can you tell me whether it is Wuhan fever or African fever?" The black man replied: "I emphasize again, I am not from Africa, I got my tan in Wuhan!"

By This shows how hot Wuhan is. In Wuhan, staying at home is smoldering, lying in bed is braised, adding mats is teppanyaki, getting out of bed is steaming, going out is barbecue, going to the swimming pool is boiling, and on the way back Pan-fried food, you have to cook it again when you get home...Do you know why there was a heavy rain in Wuhan some time ago? This is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed buns! In Wuhan, you have to eat cold dishes while they are cold, otherwise they will become hot in a hurry! !