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Have you ever done anything shameful?
1. It’s both a shame and an embarrassment. I was born in the 1990s. When I was in school, I jumped over the wall and went out all night to surf the Internet. At that time, QQ was popular. I would recruit girls from the same city and start video chatting. . Here comes the key point. I added a girl from the same city to the second floor of the Internet cafe. I was on the first floor. My appearance was online back then. The girl came to look for me downstairs and she obviously liked me. However, back then, I didn’t know how to make awkward conversations. I held it in for a long time and just said, “Come on.” ?I was laughed at by my classmates until now. Hey, I missed a lot back then.
2. When I was about 12, 34 or 5 years old, I was playing cards with a few friends in the village. A certain friend told a joke, and everyone laughed. I think a certain child The way my partner laughed was so funny. Even after the effects of the joke wore off, I still couldn’t stop. I continued to laugh, and my crotch trembled as I laughed. It was so bad, I actually peed from laughing, and then my friend looked at it. When I peed, I started laughing again. I heard the laughter of my little friend again, and I still couldn't help it. I peed while laughing, and it was over as soon as I peed. After peeing, I went home.
3. When I was in high school, the lights were not turned on in the bathroom, and I just took it out to pee. Suddenly a hand stretched out from the darkness and grabbed me. With a low "someone", my roommate almost became incontinent from fright. To be honest, all the life teachers on the upper and lower floors were summoned by the screams.
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