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Unfortunately, it rained and fell out of love. Besides the sequel, it can't play the past songs.
1, a person's life, in the fate of life and death, but also in the joys and sorrows of secular desires, and I, born in the dust of my closest relatives, will also be submerged in love without trace and boundless. There is no need to feel sorry for me, because I am only worried about being sad.
Before finding the right person, the only thing to do is to make yourself good enough. Everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people should learn to grow up by themselves for a period of time.
3. Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.
The most unforgettable thing is that it has never been remembered, but will never be forgotten.
Knowing that some ideals will never be realized, some questions will never be answered, some stories will never have an ending, and some people will always be familiar strangers, but they will still pursue, wait and fantasize.
I think you always don't care when I am thin.
7. Decades have passed in an instant. How can we get back to each other's hearts?
8. Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.
9, how many times, memories draw life into a circle, we turn in the same place countless times, and we can't escape. I have always wanted to go back to the place where I first met. If I can choose again, I think I can love more simply.
10, a short moment, a long forever. People's loneliness is sometimes difficult to express in words.
1 1, the summer that never came, the sunshine will remember our youth and grand love.
12, the ending of separation is not worth sad, but despair will make people cry.
13, quietly pulled away, hid in a corner where no one was there, and burst into tears.
14, second string, has been unable to pop up the past movement.
15, can you be a little more moved and love?
16, I heard the wind singing, whispering the dusty past, flowers blooming outside the old city, pavilions with seven fragrant flowers and wild lilies in full bloom. I am still me, walking alone in the wind, afraid of happiness, because I have loved, how can I be afraid that flowers will bloom without fruit?
17, your world and I are separated only by a layer of glass. Although everything about you is naked in front of me, I can see it clearly, but I can't even step into your world after all. Are we so-called near the horizon?
18, how many beautiful thoughts are stored between the fingers of this pen tip? I once remembered that the pen tip stained with ink sang softly, which explained my everlasting relationship with her. I still remember that Dan Qing's works are full of enthusiasm, talking about poetry and classics, and they are the most intimate friends. Now, it is the ups and downs of the sea of clouds.
19, make yourself happy every day, happiness is for yourself. Love is not a mood, but an emotion. There is often inexplicable loss, because there is a castle and a beautiful fairy tale in my heart; I often cry quietly, because tears are a call and a heartbreaking shock.
20. Why do I always turn my disappointment into your blue sea and blue sky?
2 1, too many lost lives, too many regrets.
22. Your life will never let you down. Those wrong turns, wrong roads, tears, sweat and scars all make you unique.
23. People's eyes are parallel, but they look at people unequally. People's ears are on both sides, but they always listen to one side of the story. People only have one mouth, but they can always say two words.
24. Don't keep asking questions, caring, panicking and feeling distressed. Love has only three words: let's go together.
25. Loneliness accompanied me to sleep. When you left, your determined figure exhausted your love.
I thought you would love me for a long time, but that was just my idea.
27. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.
I still have a lot of enthusiasm, but I don't take it to heart.
29. Can tiptoe be closer to happiness?
30, love will make people all the way, love will become a strong reason, love will make us no longer feel poor. Love yourself and love yourself. This is the strength that life gives us.
Bad luck, rain, lovelorn. I talk about missing and being awakened by the cold rain.
1. It was raining lightly in the sky, watching you and her holding hands happily, and you passed me. Your cold eyes hurt my heart, tears flooded my happiness, leaving me only pain.
Draw a life-and-death game and write an ending for our story.
3. Let go of the agreement and say that you will no longer stay for each other, but you can remember whether to go or not.
Fate has arranged a place for everyone, even if it is temporarily misplaced, it will eventually return to its original position.
If it is too ambiguous, friendship will not have sex after all. It's like a merry-go-round, because you are chasing me, I am running, I am chasing you, and you are running.
6. I don't want to exaggerate my sadness with love. I don't want to see you so tired, bow your head and ignore me and call me indifferent? It doesn't matter!
7. Thank the people who come and go after the flowers bloom. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?
8. I am not afraid that the road is too far and I can't find the end. I'm afraid the two worlds can't draw a circle.
9. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.
10. My sunset sadness is like a melancholy bird, and the melancholy bird flies into my sunset sadness.
1 1. We are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise the innocence and beauty.
12. Getting to know each other is always so beautiful; Breaking up is always elegant. /Shu Ming/Qu Ming/
13. Time flies and time will eventually take away everything that doesn't belong to me. I love you. I won't be in the same place this time. Everything was arranged on that rainy day. My mind was awakened by the cold rain, reminding me that everything is a dream. It's not good for us to think about it, so let go and widen the sky from now on.
14. It's raining. The rainy mood seems to be my own, bit by bit. I like rain, cold and lonely. The rain is a little melancholy and quiet.
15. I like to stand in the rain and cry, so that others won't know that I am crying, because tears are mixed with rain, and even I can't tell whether it is tears or rain. I like walking with him in the rain. It's romantic.
16. That rainy day, the wind blew and the running water lost its direction. I have missed the most important thing in life.
17. It is raining again. I remember that when it rained last year, I asked you, do you want to write an article for you? You smiled and said, well, I really hope to see myself in Yan Yan's article. Later, no, no later, only once and now.
18. When it rains again, it has been a year, and you and I have become strangers. Looking at the rain outside the window, I think of you and me, so familiar but so far away.
19. After many years, in the autumn with white clouds hanging in the blue sky, in the afternoon when the sunset falls in love with red leaves, when I reopen your page, I will still feel the wet mark.
20. The first acquaintance is always so beautiful, but the process is so boring and the result is more painful.
2 1. Past stories will always become memories, and you will cry and remember.
22. There are some worries in my heart, but some love has to be precipitated in the world.
23. One game, one rule. Can afford to play, continue; Can't afford to play, out.
24. How much is always worth insisting on and how much is always worth eternal.
25. We are all living puppets, and occasionally we have our own ideas.
26. People all over the world have left you, and I will be by your side. If there is a hell, we will run amok together.
27. If you hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.
28. Holding your hand, no matter where I am, I want to run to heaven.
29. You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.
30. If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.
3 1. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.
32. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.
33. Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like the flowers on the concrete floor, open a windless forest?
34. Everyone is a king, dominating in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you either.
35. No matter how big the house is, it is fake, and the last place to live is a small box.
36. Leaving makes things simple, people become kind, and like children, we start over.
37. Happiness and happiness are so similar, but is happiness happiness happiness?
38. At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of the world collapsing.
39. I am willing to give everything, welcome back to the world of dreams; Let you hear your heart dripping blood and touching the dead point.
40. All the pain is hidden in a surly smile. The more you laugh, the more it hurts. The more painful, the more heartless.
Very depressed and tired. Tell me about it.
1, those seemingly absurd youth are the seriousness of our life.
2. Keep me. I promise to be good.
When you started talking about me behind my back, you had already lost. You talk about me, but I think you are nothing.
The most terrible thing is not loneliness, but losing the original enthusiasm and expectation for life.
The most tangled thing is not that people can't get on the bus, but that people can't get off the bus when they get to the station.
6. It is enough for a person to keep a distance from all the opposite sex for you.
The most regrettable thing about growing up is that we always meet the best people in the most ignorant years, but we don't know it ourselves.
8. How affectionate you are.
9, give you face to cherish, praise you two words don't cow force, don't have the strength to force less, can't do it!
10, I wish you a clean and refreshing life, no hypocrisy, no illness, no worries and worries, and pursue something that does not live up to your dreams.
1 1, I like you, but I can't be shameless all the time.
12, no one cares about what your chicken soup is about, no one will finish reading your long speech, and no one will notice that you stopped talking after sending it, so everyone will be happy, sleep peacefully, brush their mobile phones when they wake up, and then feel: This is stupid, brush all day.
13, commit suicide if you are sad. Don't find someone I like to coax you.
14, every time I see something that looks good, the first thought in my mind is to tell you immediately how funny this joke is and how touching that story is, but it suddenly occurs to me that you may not find it funny, and you have never been touched. I am even more afraid that your simple "well" will end my long speech and make me feel helpless.
15, more self-knowledge and less self-love.
16, there must be a low season between couples. After this sad running-in period, we won. At first, we all said we would be together forever, but in the end, we lost our passion, so I'm trying to spend this time, so you have to stick to it anyway.
17, I met you very late but I will stay with you for a long time.
18, any ambiguity is because I don't love you enough.
19, I am extremely car-scrapping when chatting, and I am embarrassed when I meet you.
20. There are some people on QQ who haven't talked for a long time but never delete them, just because they used to be very good.
2 1, understanding is understanding, and I still want to be jealous.
22. If you don't care, you must strive for three points. If you care, why forgive others?
23. There is no culture to learn, ugliness can be corrected, and there is really no rule of law.
24. I finally found someone! Now, all my chess pieces are finally gone.
Talking about the mood of thunder and rain at midnight in summer
On the mood of thunder and rain in the middle of the night in summer (I) 1. It rains and thunders at night. Is it necessary to separate me from him?
I may have done many bad things in my last life, otherwise I wouldn't be afraid of thunder.
3. It's getting dark. I'm sure I can't find my way home! It is raining. I'm still standing on the street corner, waiting!
4. I was awakened by the thunder outside in the morning, went to the balcony and put on my pajamas in a daze, and put away my roommate's clothes. Last night, my roommate said that the sewer mermaid fell asleep and thundered. Is it a sneeze in the sky?
I hate rainy days and wet ground. When I went out, my shoes were covered with mud.
6. Shit, crunch, fear of thunder. I was awakened by thunder in the middle of last night. I was so scared that I curled up in the cup and hugged myself.
7. I hate rain and thunder, and I am alone.
8. Rain and thunder will inexplicably bring me a sense of security. It's a pity that this weather is not common, otherwise I will definitely not sleep well.
9. Rainy days, like windless rainy days!
10. The storm suddenly reminded me that my door was unlocked, which made me afraid to sleep now. When I was a child, it was best to sleep in this rain. When I grow up, the more it rains, the more I am afraid.
1 1. Whenever it rains, I will still think of you, and think of those pictures that even my breathing hurts me.
12. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves you hide from.
13. It's cloudy, with thunder and rain. I'd better go back to sleep.
14. Sure enough, when it rains, I am most afraid of thunder. I can't hear thunder day or night. Even at home, I panic. Once I leave my shadow, it's hard to get rid of it.
15. The whole city is watching the rain, and only I am watching if you have an umbrella.
16. There must be a person who will make you no longer afraid of thunder. He will hold your hand, give you a sense of security and give you tenderness.
17. The terrible thing is not not not to love, but not to love.
18. Just so-so. I'm particularly afraid of thunder. Not melodramatic. I've just been scared before.
19. Fairy tales say that there will be rainbows after the rain, but they never say that there will be nothing in an instant.
Whether you are sad or crying, this autumn night will tolerate me and pity me. I am alone in a rainy night. Although the road ahead is confusing, I am not afraid. Towards the distant with a smile and persistence.
Talking about the mood of thunder and rain in the middle of the night in summer (2)1. On Tanabata night, my parents kicked me out and had to call LMT, and then they played music in the basement until two o'clock. I said I would stay in the basement for one night, but I was too scared to sleep because of thunder and rain. Finally, LMT made a floor beside my bed and found a rope to tie the wrists of two people together: "If you are still afraid, pull the rope hard and I will wake up."
22. You say you love me, touch your heart, say you love, swear to me, tell me you love, lie to me, thunder and lightning, say you love.
23. It's raining groggy outside, and it's still thundering. I haven't met such weather for a long time, but I'm a little excited.
24. Reminds me of my memories, and my thoughts are like rain, and my cheeks are crossed.
25. Thunder basically keeps me awake all night.
26. Remember what you said, and you will always wait for me. If anyone betrays anyone, it must be lightning and thunder.
Rain or thunder, cloudy or sunny, I want you to stay with me all the time.
28. That won't last forever. It's raining. Wow, that's terrible. . . This consequence
29. Do you remember that I was afraid of thunder? Who can I tell when you are away?
30. Love is like tug of war. If one person lets go of another person, he will be hurt. He will be exiled sooner or later. Don't cry. I wish I didn't have love to help me feel lonely. Do not love or be loved. It thundered and rained, and I was sleepy.
3 1. Happiness is not difficult, just like the wind outside the window without rain. No one knows the mood of the weather at this time.
32. I'm afraid of thunder and lightning, but I feel fragile when I sleep with the sound of rain. I remember I didn't seem to be afraid before, but now I'm so scared that I'm motionless and curled up in the quilt.
33. I am most afraid of thunder. Put on headphones and turn the sound to the maximum. I can hardly hear the thunder.
34. I am still the one who will hide in the quilt and close the doors and windows.
Armond was frightened by thunder yesterday. She put it in my arms, covered her ears with my hand and slept at night. As soon as she brought it, she woke up, looked for my hand, and then covered her ears and slept peacefully!
36. Why are some people afraid of thunder because they have done many bad things?
37. Anyone can live without him in this world. The sun will still rise and it will rain on cloudy days. All you can do is prepare an umbrella in advance, and you will have a good life with him to pick you up.
38. I woke up when it rained and thundered last night, and I was a little afraid to sleep. I silently thought, it is better to snow, gently rain, and the rain is so quiet. When I woke up in the morning, I saw that the snow brought a fairy tale world.
39. Listening to the sound of rain and thunder outside, I am too scared to sleep.
40. On rainy days, you hold her to sleep, but forget that I am also afraid of thunder.
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