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Dogs are funny. They can say short sentences and laugh.

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1, dogs look so cute that only couples have them. The dog's fur looks like that kind of warmth, and that kind of love is gentler than lovers.

I like dogs for so many years. Have you changed? Do you still like them as always?

Since I got a dog. Many dogs like to play with me. Staying in the hospital every day is boring and going downstairs for a walk. This dog has been following me. It's so cute.

I didn't expect my puppy Mimi to be so cold. Please give me some face.

5. The first thing to do every morning is to walk the dog.

6. I used to be afraid of dogs, but now I love dogs.

7. Now I love all dogs as long as I see them like it. The second thing I have money to do in the future is to have a dog.

8. I am a man with a dog again! Although I swear I will never have a dog again in my life, I am really happy to have a dog!

9. Being kind to a dog may only take you a part of the time, but it will pay you back for a lifetime. If you like, a dog knows how to touch your heart.

10 I remember someone saying that I like dogs because I want to be loved, and I like dogs because I want to love others. Before you, I had no feelings for puppy Mimi, but now I like dog Mimi more than dogs.

1 1. Dogs are the most loyal friends and are willing to stay with us all the time.

12, dogs are loyal friends of human beings, and people who love dogs have a delicate heart!

13, I like cats and dogs, but I'm not ready to have them yet. I hope I can raise cats and dogs with the elderly when I get old.

14, I prefer to have a dog than a boy with a cat, because I don't want you to have two sticky species.

15, two years ago, we came here with a stray dog, yellow fur, black nose, round body, like a chubby ball, which sounds like a bubble, so we all call it a bubble.

16, with the company of dogs, your childhood will not be lonely, and your growth will be more respectful of life, more caring and more responsible!

17, the dog is a dog's heart, but it can warm people; People are people's hearts and only hurt people.

18, Shiba Inu is very popular in Japan and belongs to small dogs. A gentle and obedient dog that even girls will like.

19, the favorite smell is the shower gel of my dog after bathing and the smell of Mao Mao, and the face buried in it is super comfortable and super healing.

20. The sun is still shining, the time is still the same, and the dogs are jumping around as soon as they meet. Can we easily have and enjoy it?

2 1. Dogs are the most loyal friends of human beings. Don't hurt any puppies.

22, such a beautiful Sunday, I want to have my own garden, have a barbecue with my parents, have a dog to accompany me, and talk about something. It must be very warm.

23. Every time I think about whether I like cats or dogs better, I still like dogs better.

24. The puppy has a keen sense of smell. Even if there is a little fishy smell, it can smell it.

25. The greatest happiness a dog brings is that when you pretend to be crazy about it, it won't make fun of you, but will go crazy with you.

26. The air is filled with sweet-scented osmanthus. This season is quite suitable for a person to walk the dog.

Ever since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

28. You are not only a dog, but also my cuddly family.

29. Summer is here. On a hot day, we often see dogs sticking out their tongues instead of sweating. The reason is simple, that's because the dog's sweat holes grow on the tongue.

30. The long tail of the little black dog swings from side to side like a small whip.

3 1. It's good to have someone to walk the dog with, but it's common to walk the dog alone.

32. It's pathetic to hear dogs barking. Please don't hurt the dog. Living in the countryside, there are basically dogs at home. Everyone knows that dogs are good friends of people and will always accompany us.

33. The weather is very cold. What about the stray dogs around you? Reach out your hand and give them a warm winter.

34. People who don't keep dogs will never understand the happiness of keeping dogs. They are warm, naive, lovely and clingy goblins, which can make you a happy child at any time.

35. That little black dog, with shiny black hair, is as shiny and smooth as black satin; Snow-white claws, like plum blossoms; That little upturned tail is always swinging leisurely.