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About brain teasers for English competitions English brain teasers

Smile, ten years later, remember to be happy every day! The following is the brain teaser I prepared for you about the English competition, I hope you like it!

English Brain Sharp turn

Questions:

1.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor

2.Why is Mr. Polite teaching his children foullanguage

Why is Mr. Polite teaching his children foullanguage

3.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the

other side when it enters a room

Why does the cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters the room

Keys:

1.Because it can't sit down.

Because it can't sit down.

2.He's teaching them what not to say.

He Teaching them what not to say.

3.Because it can't see both sides at once.

Because it can't see both sides at once.

Notes :

1.statue/gt;st$tju:/ n. statue, sculpture

liberty/gt;lib ti/ n.freedom

harbour/ gt; ha: b/n. harbor

 English tongue twisters

1 give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape, and tip-top sock .

Give me a pair of socks with no garters: hanging, boat-like, top quality socks.

2 betty and bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

betty and bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar market.

3 susan shines shoes and socks; she ceased shining shoes and socks for shoes and socks shock susan.

susan shines shoes and socks, she stopped shining shoes and socks Liang, because the shoes and socks scared Susan.

4 sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

Sarah saw shimmer shone The jewelry store is covered with glittering silk jewelry, as if the sun is shining brightly beside the store.

5 chop shops stock chops.

Stamp shops stock chops.

6 brad?s big black bath brush broke.

brad?s big black bath brush broke.

7 six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

Six shimmering sharks with attractive shins.

8 don’t pamper damp scam tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

Don’t indulge those wet street kids who camp under ramp lamps.

9 i never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first i felt that felt hat?s felt.

After I learned about that felt hat After feeling it, I never felt that any felt felt as good as that time.

10 what a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches show?

What a shame such a shapely belt has such shabby stitches.

11 thieves seize skis. the blue bluebird blinks.

The thief seizes the skis. The blue robin is blinking.

English Joke Story: Three Blonde Hunters

Three blondes walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks.

The first blonde says: "I think they're deer tracks."

The second blonde says: "No, I think they're bear tracks."

The third blonde says: "You're both wrong! They're bird tracks!"

Then they get hit by a train.