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My little friend's composition in the sixth grade is 800 points: (personality characteristics, spiritual quality, hobbies and specialties, etc. ) hurry! ! !
I remember one day, the teacher said the idiom "suddenly enlightened". The teacher stood on the platform and asked, "Who will tell me the meaning of this idiom?" In an instant, the noisy classroom became silent. When the teacher saw that no one raised their hands, he said, "Zhang Lingling, you have read so many books. I remember you reciting this idiom in classical Chinese. Please recite it! Zhang Lingling stood up nervously and recited the classical Chinese confidently. Zhang Lingling recited very skillfully, but the students were whispering to each other. This is because Zhang Lingling's recitation is too profound for us primary school students to understand.
Zhang Lingling not only has a knife mouth, but also a tofu heart.
That day, Zhang Lingling and his mother went to the bookstore on the corner to read books. Suddenly, a miserable and ragged old man came. The old man reached out and asked the staff for money. The staff gave the old man a contemptuous look and then walked away. Suddenly, Zhang Lingling relented and ran to his mother, asking her for money and giving it to the old man. The old man accepted the money, thanked Zhang Lingling many times, and said with deep affection, "There are still many good people in the world." What Zhang Lingling did touched you and me. Passers-by and staff all gave Zhang Lingling a favorable look and donated a lot of money to the old man.
Students, Zhang Lingling is really a sharp-tongued and cruel person.
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