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Jokes after I left

At night, he leaned over her slender body and made out. .

He gently held her in his arms, and at that moment, he vowed to give her happiness in his life.

He changed from a bricklayer to a group leader, later set up his own engineering team and later became a construction company. Now the construction company is quite famous in this city, and there are too many temptations around him.

And she is getting older and older, her slim figure has become short and fat, and her skin is no longer delicate. Compared with countless beautiful women around him, she is rustic and plain, and her existence always reminds him of his humble past.

He thinks it's time to end this marriage.

He saved 6,543,800 yuan in her bank account and bought her an exquisite house in the busy downtown area. He is not a heartless man. If she doesn't arrange for the rest of her life, he is very upset. ......

He finally asked her for a divorce.

She sat opposite him, quietly listening to his reasons for divorce, with gentle and quiet eyes like pigeons. But after more than 20 years of husband and wife, he knows her too well, knowing that she is sitting opposite him, with a gentle face like a dove and a gentle heart dripping blood, which is causing a huge wave.

He suddenly realized his cruelty.

It is time for her to leave home. It happened that something happened to his company that day. He told her to wait at home and come back at noon to help her move-to the house he bought for her, and their marriage of more than 20 years ended.

All morning, sitting in the company dealing with affairs, he felt uneasy. At noon, he hurried back. The house is clean and tidy, and she has left. On the desk lay the key to the house he gave her, the passbook of 1 10,000 yuan, and a letter she wrote to him.

She has no culture. This is the first letter she wrote to him in my life:

I left and went back to my hometown in the country.

All the bedding has been removed, washed, dried and put in the cupboard on the left side of the storage room. Don't forget to take it out when it is cold.

All leather shoes are oiled. If they are worn out, you can take them to the corner a few meters away from home to find an old man who repairs shoes.

Shirts are hung on the wardrobe, socks and belts are in the small drawer under the wardrobe.

You like smoking. I often buy you cereal powder to clear and moisten your lungs. I won't be here anymore. Remember to ask the new woman to buy Runlikang brand Poria cocos, Lily and Lycium barbarum powder, and just go to Taobao to search Runlikang. Only they are selling, so don't worry about buying fakes. Now the smog in Beijing is heavy, so you must insist on drinking.

Sun Xiao, a part-time worker, goes home to clean every week. Remember to pay her at the end of the month, and don't forget to give her old clothes. She will send them to the country where her relatives will be very happy.

Don't forget to take medicine after I leave. Your stomach is not good. I asked someone to buy stomach medicine from Hong Kong, which should be enough for you to eat for half a year.

Also, you always forget to bring your home key when you go out. I handed in a key at the property, and I'll go there to get it next time I forget it.

Don't forget to close the doors and windows when you go out in the morning. Rain will stain the floor.

I wrapped the shepherd's purse wonton in the kitchen. Do it yourself when you get back. ......

Her handwriting is crooked and ugly. But why did those words go through his chest like bullets?

He walked slowly into the kitchen, and the wrapped shepherd's purse wonton was neatly placed on the chopping board, each with her fingerprints and body temperature.

He suddenly remembered that more than 20 years ago, he stood on a high scaffold as a bricklayer, and the sound of her cutting wonton came from the shed not far from the scaffold, remembering the joy and joy that the sound brought him; He remembers that he was satisfied after eating wonton, as if he had just been to a feast; Remember his oath at that moment: I must give my woman happiness. ...

He turned and went downstairs to start the car quickly.

Half an hour later, he was sweating like a pig and finally found her on the train to the country.

He said to her angrily, "Where are you going?" I'm so tired from working for half a day that I can't even eat a hot meal when I get home. Do you want to be such a wife? Too many. Come home with me! "

He looks fierce and rude.

Her eyes were moist, and she stood up meekly, followed him and walked home obediently.

Slowly, her tears turned into flowers. ...

She didn't know that he was crying at the moment. ...

On the way from home to the railway station, he was really afraid that he would never find her again and lose her from then on.

He scolded himself for being so muddleheaded that he wanted to get rid of his woman. It turns out that losing her is as painful as being stripped of her ribs and cut off her liver-more than 20 years of mutual care have already closely linked their lives.