If you win 1 million lottery tickets, what will you do first?

NO.1 Q: If you win 1 million lottery tickets, what will you do first? A: I'll buy 3 QQ cars, which will be S-shaped and B-shaped for a while. NO.2 went shopping with my wife last week, and she insisted on buying a thick root <; > A long rolling pin. I said you can't roll noodles. Why did you buy this? My wife smiled and said I could learn. Two weeks have passed, and I haven't eaten handmade noodles once, but my wife has beaten me with it four times ... NO.3 For all plastic surgery faces, I only have <; > A word for you: you look very expensive! NO.4 teacher: why can't 52 be divided by 3? Student A: Because <; > Love can't hold <; > Small three. Xiao Ming said: Wrong, because mistress can never be eliminated ... The teacher said: Get out of here ... NO.5 There is a pregnant woman who is about to give birth, and the baby is moving around in her stomach, which makes her unable to sleep. That night, she tossed and turned again, unable to sleep. The husband asked, "Why don't you sleep?" The pregnant woman said angrily, "Your son doesn't sleep!" The husband thought for a moment and said, "He should know that he is coming out and is packing in it. . . "NO.6 just went out for a walk to buy some snacks, and the cashier said I'm sorry that I just couldn't find fifty cents. I said forget it. I don't want the fifty cents. The cashier said I'd give you some milk tablets for your boyfriend to eat. Me: "You must give me this fifty cents today." NO.7 18-year-old 1 2