Suitable for funny copywriting in bad mood.

1. Teacher: "What's your relationship with pigs after this exam?" Student: "Teacher-student relationship ..."

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

We are so close that you take care of me. Tell you the truth, no matter what you do in your next life, I will pull weeds for you to eat.

It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into an adult, and it only takes two bottles of wine for a person to become a monkey.

The same word means different things to different people. For example, the rich dink is called dink, and the poor dink is called childless.

6. My lover is a world hero. One day, he will drive colorful clouds and take other girls over my head.

7. I went out shopping with my girlfriend and found that the street was crowded with people, so I kept holding her hand and walking to places where there were few people. After I squeezed out, I looked back and said, "Aunt, who are you?"

8. Three magic weapons to establish friendship between women: 1. Praise each other's clothes; 2. Share the awesome eight hexagrams; 3. Agree that a man is a special scum.

9. You: The salary is spent too quickly like a tornado, the holiday is spent too quickly like a tornado, and the hair is lost too quickly like a tornado. No love.

10. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

1 1. During the Spring Festival, single marriageable men and women have the same status at home as concubines who cannot have a prince in the harem. Some people worry about you, some give you advice, some give you a dirty look, and some laugh at you.

12. When you think that the person you like also likes you, you usually think too much.

13. If you earn 10,000 yuan a month and want to buy a house of 100 square meter in Shenzhen, it doesn't matter. You can set a small goal first: for example, I will live for 500 years first.

14. There are no roads in the world, and there are too many people wandering around. I don't know how to get there.

15. I just got a strange phone call from a man, and he said, hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of our company, 300,000 yuan! Before I could speak, he smiled and said, I'm sorry, I just started to lie for the first time, and I couldn't help it.

16. "The moon represents my heart." "No, the moon represents your face."

17. What kind of man do you like? I like men who are radiant when they smile. -You mean Tathagata?

18. When I went to the movies, I heard a girl complain that Liu Hai was ugly, ugly and angry ... My boyfriend finally couldn't help saying, "It's over!" ? "After a second, he went on to say," Can't you lower your face a little and give others a way out? "