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Did anything funny happen when you were learning to drive?

When we were learning to drive, we all experienced inhumane torture such as "Roku" for several months in the severe cold and scorching heat. Until the final road test, everyone was gearing up and extremely nervous, facing people wearing official clothes. The traffic police examiner wearing a big-brimmed hat is more like a mouse meeting a cat, so he often makes mistakes due to excessive nervousness and makes a lot of jokes. 1. Before the road test, as usual, a candidate should stand in front of the driver's seat and report before getting on the bus, for example: "Reporting to the examiner, student Wang Fugui requested to get on the bus." The examiner should reply: "Permission to get on the bus." The result - an unfortunate girl It is said: "Report to the examiner, student xxx requests_to go to bed." Most of the small and large goods driving tests are conducted by a whole group of students and the instructor. At that time, everyone burst into laughter. What's even worse is that the examiner was amused and replied: "Yes. V bed. Which one do you think is suitable?" Speaking of the ridiculous things encountered in the driving school, every friend with a driver's license must have experienced it at one time or another. It was a hellish training. The coach trained people as if he were training his son, and many of them were scolded and cried. Maybe this is because of the profession. After all, people who learn to drive need gradual guidance. Maybe Tang Seng would get angry and curse and chant curses when encountering such a situation. ?Let’s get back to business and talk about the ridiculous thing about me learning to drive. I clearly remember that it was subject three. Before the first exam, I had less practice due to work, so I went with confidence and took the road test of subject three. To be honest, I haven’t experienced such a big scene in a long time. There were so many people, some were confident and some were anxious. In the end, I was so overwhelmed that I was just thinking about the steps and actions over and over again. The road test was With this division of cars, I was placed in second place on the fixed exam route, which made me feel like an ant on the hot pot could not sit still. ?Because the student in front was too nervous and was quickly passed by the accompanying examiner, so it was my turn soon. When I got in the car, I glanced at the examiner. I saw the look on his face that someone owed him money. I thought to myself that today must be an extraordinary day. I couldn't think of that much at the time. Quickly think about the steps and results...? I completely forgot about it. Since I only knew how to drive on the construction site before and was born in Yeluzi, so out of habit, I just remembered the beginning part. After listening to the rules, I looked at the mirror and shifted gears. Gone. As soon as I started, I was pulled over by the examiner on the side of the road. It was wrong and it was over before it even started. Every road test has two chances, so I started my second one because my previous mistakes reminded me of something. I carefully completed the steps, and the car started running. When I faced the first question, driving in a straight line? I was confused. A friend told me before that you should drive in a straight line and don’t move the steering wheel. So I just treated myself as a dead horse. As expected, I got passed. Finally, I got out of the car and politely said thank you. Then His face was as green as watermelon rind. ?After a long time, I once again embarked on the journey of Subject 3. This time I came prepared and full of confidence. I successfully passed the exam with 100 points. The last time I got 100 points was when I was in kindergarten. There was a gap of 25 years. This examiner was serious. When we got on the bus, he told us not to look at or play with mobile phones, including those who were behind us. When we all finished reading and were about to go back, there was a girl who passed the exam and couldn't suppress her heart. Full of excitement and joy, I picked up my phone and sent a WeChat message from behind, still smiling. At that time, the sharp-eyed examiner noticed that without saying a word, he instructed the students to pull over and asked a woman to get out of the car, leaving her on the road. Some friends may not understand it well and would not abandon their little girl in the middle of the road. In fact, the examiner is standing from a fair perspective and is also worried that students who have finished the exam will affect those who are taking the exam. I was extremely excited at the time, and any woman was too. I had already declared it in advance and dared to openly challenge the authority of the examiner. She will definitely remember this lesson.