Little joke about civilization! ! !

1. In the shop, the clerk said to the children looking at the toys, "What can I do for you, my child?"

The child said, "Aunt, I want that toy. Can you help me pay? "

2. Walking in the street one day, I heard a boyfriend and girlfriend quarreling.

The woman said, "Go eat shit."

Man: "Can you be civilized?" .

Then I heard the girl shouting, "Go eat shit."

3. The teacher was giving a lecture when a little boy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I want to shit." After hearing this, the teacher told the students, "You can say it in another civilized way." The student thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, my ass wants to vomit."

The teacher is giving her students a lesson in etiquette.

"What should you do if you accidentally step on a lady's foot?"

"I'll say I'm sorry."

"Very well. Suppose that lady gives you a coin. What should you do? "

"Step on the other foot and get another coin."

Mom: "Tell me, what did your father mumble when he slipped down the ladder?"

Tom: "Would you please save his swearing?"

Mom: "Of course."

Tom: "That's all."