Stories of smart employees and stupid employees

A. Idiom stories that describe people's cleverness

Idioms describing people's cleverness

Bai Li: The description is very clever.

Bailong Wisdom: Dragon: Gong Sunlong, a Warring State, wrote "Gong Sunlong Zi". The wisdom of Bai Gongsun Long. The description is very clever.

Stupid: stupid: stupid. Describe not smart, slow response.

Distinguishing the sun from the cold: the story of how far the sun is from the ground in ancient legends. Later, it was used to describe children's intelligence and early wisdom.

Smart eyes know pearls: smart, intelligent. Have original vision and incisive insights.

Ice snow cleverness: a metaphor for people's cleverness.

Only lofty wisdom: clear: clear and smart. Smart, talented and ambitious.

Idiot rat dragging ginger: idiot: ignorance; Drag: pull. Metaphor is that people are not smart and ask for trouble.

Superb intelligence: unparalleled in its kind. Very clever.

Cleverness is mistaken by cleverness: thinking cleverness is delayed or hindered by cleverness.

Extremely smart: smart: smart; Absolutely: absolutely. Describe smart, unparalleled.

Cleverness: to the extreme, no one can compare.

Smart life: refers to a person who is smart all his life.

Smart all one's life, confused for a moment: smart all one's life, confused for a moment. Refers to a person who has always been smart and occasionally gets confused about something.

A lifetime of wisdom, a moment of ignorance: ignorance: not clear or unable to clearly distinguish things. People are smart all their lives, but sometimes they are confused at once. Smart people make mistakes.

Smart and upright: smart in mind and honest and selfless in behavior. Adjective people have excellent qualities.

Da Qiao Clumsy: Clumsy: Stupid. Refers to a really smart person who doesn't show himself. It looks clumsy on the surface.

Great wisdom is not wise: a very smart person doesn't look so smart.

Blessed soul: soul: wisdom. It is said that when luck comes, people become smarter.

B. inspiration for stupid stories

My mother said my IQ was only 76. I don't know how high my IQ is

I only know that I am a very lethal person. Many people have been hurt because of me. I am a fool, and some of them have lost sight of life.

I hope you are an idiot, and some even committed suicide. So I have always suspected that I have a latent superpower, and this superpower is unknown.

What is best for my teacher.

I remember the first teacher who died because of me.

At that time, I was in the first grade of primary school, and my teacher took us to the wild for a natural practice class. Look at the east wind blowing green and the willows pumping.

Teacher Zhi couldn't help thinking of a topic and asked, "Students, do you know how to tell the wind direction?"

"I know!" A little girl in my class replied, picking up a leaf from the ground and throwing it into the air.

"Pick up a thing and throw it into the air and watch it float there. Don't you know? "

"Well, very good." The teacher praised, "Who else would like to show you to see if it is shaved now?"

What wind? "

"I"

I volunteered, picked up half a brick from the ground and threw it into the air …

"Teacher, it's blowing up and down now!"

…………

I can't remember clearly what the teacher looked like at that time. All I remember is that he struggled a few times and then he was so angry.

Yes Later, according to the hospital doctor, he died because of the sudden and strong * * * leading to retrograde qi and blood. as soon as...

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Well, I killed a people's teacher

The first-grade teacher taught us to be familiar with poultry and animals.

Teacher: "There is an animal with two feet. Every morning when the sun comes out, it will wake you up and scream. "

What animal were you before you got up? "

I replied, "Mom!" Laughing so hard that the teacher almost died!

When I got home from the mid-term exam, my mother asked me how I did in the exam, and my baby son said that I didn't fill in any questions.

Mom asked what this question was, and my baby son said, this is a question about how much you get by multiplying 3 by 7. I didn't care at the time.

Fill in 15.

My mother sprayed the water she just drank on my father's face. Hey ... I'm great!

One day in math class, the teacher asked 1+ 1=? , I said I don't know. The teacher asked me to ask back. I asked my mother that she was running a fever.

Rice, tell me to get out. I asked my father who was watching the ball, and he shouted' cool'. I asked my sister, who was singing.

Baby, I asked my brother, and he said on the phone; I'll wait for you outside.

The next day, the teacher asked 1+ 1=? I said; You get out, the teacher slaps me, I call me an English idiot, and the teacher scolds me.

I'm useless and call myself a bitch. Old saying; Get out. I said; I'll wait for you outside. Our math teacher had high blood pressure again on the spot.

I fainted. .....

When I was in Chinese class in primary school, all Chinese teachers in the school listened to Teacher Ni. Teacher Ni wrote a quilt on the blackboard.

Word, ask me: "Are you familiar with this word?" I answered "unfamiliar", so Teacher Ni began to inspire me:

"Do you have a bed at home?" I answered "Yes". I am an idiot. "What's on the bed?" "Summer sleeping mat" "Where is the summer sleeping mat?" I replied:

"My mother," Miss Ni thought, which is also true. My mother was covered with a quilt, so she went on to inspire: "Your mother.

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What about going up? ""my father ". Teacher Ni didn't expect me to say this. I am anxious to make a fool of myself in front of so many teachers.

"What about the quilt?" He asked. I replied, "The quilt is on the ground." Teacher Ni is also angry because I got lamb disease in the general hospital.

Yes!

Later, the school changed a teacher and asked us to make sentences. I finished my homework calmly. The teacher was so impressed with me that I wrote a sentence.

Yes:

Sad-the ditch in front of our house is very sad.

If canned food is not nutritious.

Naive-it's really hot today. This is a good day for swimming.

Ten points-it's a pity that my sister only got ten points in the math exam.

Relax-when I do things, I always start with the easy ones.

Ginseng-the teacher said that we should take part in the relay of the brigade tomorrow, so we must do our best.

Quilt-Xiaoyu's sanitary quilt was stolen.

Lunch-Xiaoming takes defecation as the first thing when he gets up every morning.

The teacher was killed on the spot.

Alas ..... I said to myself in my heart, "I am very creative. Ugliness is not my intention, don't send it to heaven. "

Temper, I will live bravely and set off the beauty of the world. ! ! ! ! ! ! !

In the days that followed, several teachers suffered misfortune one after another. Fortunately, no one was killed, so there was no stab wound.

Too big a loophole. But my fame spread like wildfire and I became a celebrity in the city for a time. However, celebrities also

With the pain of celebrities, I deeply realized this.

When I was in junior high school, the physics teacher asked me in physics class: You say, how to change tracks? Me: According to the Diamond Sutra.

It is said that if people do bad things in Yang, they will become ghosts after death! It turned out that the teacher was talking about how the satellite changed its orbit!

You are a fool if you are woken up by the teacher in history class. The teacher asked me, "Who did Princess Wencheng marry?" Xiao Wang Xiao Sheng told me:

"Songzan Ganbu." I didn't hear clearly, so I opened my mouth and answered, "Song Dynasty cadres." Later, history failed.

One day, I came back from the barber shop to be cool. As soon as I opened the door, all the girls exclaimed, "Cool Brother is here!"

I am embarrassed to scratch my head: "Where! Where! Just cut a cool head. "

It happened that the headmaster passed by and said solemnly, "I want to pay for a trouser head!" " "

Our brains will soon be #%-*-%#

Yeah, it's nothing. I walked to the dormitory and went downstairs from the girls' dormitory. I saw a good friend, bragging loudly.

Listen, look, my hairstyle is cool. On the second floor, a girl immediately put her head out and said, my pants, you stripped my pants.

Boss ...............! ! ! ! !

The next day, the biology teacher brought a bird wrapped in cloth. Then he exposed the bird's leg and asked the students to guess what it was.

What a nice bird. I really don't know, so I handed in a blank sheet of paper. The teacher looked very angry and asked, "Why did you pay?"

Volume? What's your name? Hearing this, I rolled up my trouser legs angrily, showing my legs and saying, "Now it's my turn."

Is it your turn to guess who I am? "The biology teacher immediately fell down ~ ~

My fame has caused me a lot of trouble. All middle schools in this city don't consider the safety of teachers.

Accept my admission. I had to go to the countryside with endless yearning for key middle schools. Middle schools in rural areas can do it.

It's a little bitter, but I'm still at ease without the pressure of * * *. However, gold always shines.

Yes,

The silence peculiar to rural middle schools did not restrain my outburst.

By chance, I was reborn and named by a fool. I suddenly rose and quickly occupied the rural market.

This is a test. I am such an idiot. Our class and another class are still tied after the final. So I'm hosting

The final decision was announced: each class drew lots to send a representative. Two representatives will guess the coin again. Correct guesser

Ask the wrong questions. If the wrong person answers correctly, the wrong person wins. On the other hand, the right class wins.

Get out. Spirit of heaven, spirit of the earth, my job is to hide. I was chosen as the representative, and I guessed wrong smoothly.

Coin, enter the question and answer stage.

Teachers and classmates suddenly became nervous, and everyone looked at me with eager eyes. Especially the class teacher Li Lao.

The teacher said nothing with a sullen face. I also feel some pressure, but not because of this, but because of me.

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Hand-Wang Xiaofo, Wang Xiaofo was the most powerful "teacher killer" in our school at that time. His men also saved a few English.

A life-threatening case. It is said that the last principal was destroyed in its hands. But I still have some confidence, because

Anyway, I am also a person who once scolded me for a while. The problem begins. Wang Xiaofo took his time with his hands in his pockets.

My friend said, "My mother cooked some eggs today and put them in my pocket. Do you know how many? "

"hey!" There was an uproar around.

I don't know why everyone is booing, but I know this topic has aroused my great interest. Eggs! I almost

I didn't catch what he asked, but I heard the word "egg" clearly. You know, a few years in the country.

There is hardly anything to eat on a cold day. There are two eggs, which are really delicious. I seem to see a spark.

Egg white, yellow, tender yolk.

"If I get it right, will you give me a meal?" I have long forgotten what quizzes and class honors are.

I'm only interested in eggs, eggs!

"If you get it right, I'll give you two eggs."

"hey!" There is an uproar again.

I saw the other classmate's face startled, while the classmates cheered and hugged each other to celebrate the victory.

Miss Li also gave me a happy look. I don't know what they are excited about, but everyone is smiling at me. I

He smiled shyly at them and then replied, "Is it five dollars?" The smiling faces of the students suddenly became dull,

Gradually, the low tide generally disappeared without a trace.

Another classmate suddenly shouted and laughed. Things in this world change quickly. I am an idiot. Suddenly, everyone.

I don't know what to do, if I cry and laugh, cry and laugh. I haven't had time to think about what to do.

Used in interrogative sentences and adverbs/to express confusion

What happened. The meeting was suddenly in chaos. I saw a man lying on his back, three idiots, blood pouring out of his mouth, and then slowly pouring down.

Go down.

"Miss Li!"

"Miss Li!" It's our head teacher! I also rushed there. I saw the teacher pale and his eyes closed.

Unconscious.

"He killed Miss Li!"

"It's him!"

"It's him!"

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Swish swish swish swish swish! ! !

Angry eyes shot at me like sharp arrows.

A vacancy appeared in front of my eyes, and a voice echoed in my ear: "Duo Long! Close the door! Let the dog go! Everyone else will retreat.

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Later, it was said that Miss Li did not die, but was seriously ill. After leaving the hospital, she saw through the world of mortals and got a haircut in Wutai Mountain.

As a monk, I will never teach again.

C. Tell some true stories about how some real idiots became smart.

Fools are always cheated and always trust others.

I am always unprepared for anyone. I like telling the truth to others, being hurt again and again, and being cheated again and again.

After a long time, I was cheated a lot.

You will become smart, stop trusting anyone casually, and never tell the truth to anyone.

Occasionally, I will play carefully.

A person's transformation from stupid to smart is accumulated step by step and needs personal experience.

This is me.

D. Who becomes stupid and smart because of hard work? Tell his story.

Edison was regarded as an idiot by his teacher because of many unusual behaviors. For example, he once squatted in a chicken coop and was expelled from school because of poor study. Later, he taught himself to be a great inventor.

Wang Yuanyuan, winner of the Nobel Prize in Biology or Medicine in 20 13, was laughed at as an idiot by his classmates when he was studying at Eton College, a well-known aristocratic school. Among the 250 students, he is the last one in the biological science industry. His biology teacher wrote a report that year, and he didn't think highly of Gordon. The report said, "I believe Gordon wants to be a scientist, but with his current academic performance, this idea is absurd. He can't even learn simple biological knowledge, and he can't be an expert. It is a waste of time for him personally and those who want to teach him. " Later, he became a famous scientist because of his hard work.

E. ancient stories about being smart when you are young and stupid when you grow up.

Civilians in Jinxi copied Fang Zhongyong and cultivated for generations. When Zhong Yong was five years old, he never knew about writing tools.

One day I suddenly cried for these things. My father was surprised at this and lent it to him from his neighbor's house. Zhong Yong immediately wrote four poems and wrote his own name. This poem focuses on supporting parents to have a good relationship with people of the same clan, and spread to the whole town to watch this poem. From then on, he was assigned to write a poem, and Zhong Yong finished it at once. The literary grace and truth of the poem are worth seeing. People in the same county were surprised by this and gradually invited his father to be a guest; Zhong Yong was paid to write poems for Zhong Yong. His father felt profitable. Every day, he took Zhong Yong to visit people in the same county, but he was not allowed to study.

I've heard a long time ago. In the era of Ming Dow, I followed my late father back to my hometown and met Zhong Yong at my uncle's house. He is twelve or thirteen years old. Let him write poems, and the poems he wrote are not as famous as he used to be. Seven years later, I came back from Yangzhou and went to my uncle's house to ask about Fang Zhongyong. I replied, "Just like ordinary people."

Wang Anshi said: Zhong Yong's intelligence and wisdom are innate. His talent is far higher than that of ordinary talented people. He finally became an ordinary person because the education he received did not meet the requirements. A naturally intelligent person like him has become an ordinary person without an acquired education. Then, can ordinary people who are not born smart and have no education become ordinary people?

F. Stories about stupid celebrities

Mr. Lu Xun studied hard since he was a child. When I was a teenager, I attended Jiangnan Naval Academy and got excellent results in the first semester. The school awarded him a gold medal. He immediately took it to the street of Nanjing Gulou and sold it. Then he bought some books and a bunch of red peppers. Whenever it was cold at night, he couldn't bear to read at night, so he picked a pepper and chewed it in his mouth, making his forehead sweat. He used this method to drive away the cold and insisted on studying. Later, he finally became a famous writer in China. When Wang Yanan was a child, he was ambitious and loved reading. When he was in middle school, in order to gain more time to study, he deliberately sawed off one foot of his wooden bed and turned it into a three-legged bed. Read until late at night every day, sleep when tired, turn over in confusion, and tilt the bed in the direction of short feet. He woke up suddenly, got out of bed at once and studied at his desk at night. Every day, it never stops. As a result, he gets excellent grades every year and is regarded as one of the three outstanding figures in his class. He studied hard as a teenager and later became an outstanding economist in China. When he was young, Zhuge Liang studied hard at Mr. Si Mahui, a water mirror, and used his brains diligently. Not only Si Mahui appreciates him, but also Si Mahui's wife values him very much. She likes this studious and brainy boy. At that time, there were no clocks and timekeeping. It is difficult to grasp the time when there is no sun on rainy days. In order to grasp the time, Si Mahui trained roosters to crow on time by feeding them regularly. In order to learn more, Zhuge Liang wants Mr. Wang to extend the lecture time, but Mr. Wang always takes the cock crow as the standard, so Zhuge Liang thinks: If the cock crow for a long time, Mr. Wang will also extend the lecture time. So when he went to school, he took something to eat in his pocket. It is estimated that he would feed a little when the chicken crowed. Careful observation shows that Zhuge Liang fed the chickens when they crowed. Teacher Wang was very angry at first, but he was soon moved by Zhuge Liang's studious spirit, paid more attention to him, and had no reservations about his education. Zhuge Liang is more diligent. Through Zhuge Liang's own efforts, he finally became a learned man who knew astronomy above and geography below. Confucius studied hard all his life and especially liked the Book of Changes in his later years. The Book of Changes is difficult to read and learn, but Confucius is not afraid of suffering and reads it repeatedly until he understands it. Because paper was not invented in Confucius' time, it was stupid and heavy to write books with bamboo slips or wooden slips. Many bamboo slips are woven together with thongs to make a book. Because Confucius studied hard and often exhibited it, it was unexpectedly made. Sun Jing of the Han Dynasty tied his hair to the beam with a rope to prevent him from falling asleep while reading. As long as he falls asleep, he will be woken up. This is the story of "hanging beam with thorns" in history. Che Yin, Sun Kang and Kuang Heng in the Jin Dynasty were so poor that they couldn't even afford to buy oil for lighting. In the summer night, Che Yin made a small pocket with gauze, caught some fireflies and put them in it, reading by the light of fireflies. Sun Kang sat in the snow on a cold winter night, studying hard through the reflection of snow; Kuang Heng cut a small hole in the wall and "stole" a little light from his neighbor's house to read. These are the stories told by the idiom "a firefly reflects snow" and "stealing light from the wall". Wang Xizhi, a great calligrapher in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, studied calligraphy since childhood. Every time he finishes writing, he washes his brush in the pond in front of his house. After a long time, a pool of clear water turned into a pool of ink. Later, people called this pond "Mo Chi" and "Book Sage". Song Lian, a famous essayist and scholar in Ming Dynasty, was fond of learning since childhood. He was not only knowledgeable, but also wrote a good article, which was praised by Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding father. Song Lian loves reading very much, and what he doesn't understand is always asking questions. Once, in order to find out a problem, Song Lian walked dozens of miles in the snow to consult Ji Meng, a teacher who had stopped accepting students, but the teacher didn't. On the contrary, a few days later, I visited my teacher again, but the teacher didn't see him. Because of the cold weather, Song Lian and her companions were freezing, and Song Lian's toes were frostbitten. Song Lian was rescued when he fell into a snow pit during his third solo visit. When Song Lian almost fainted in front of the teacher's house, the teacher was moved by his sincerity and patiently answered Song Lian's questions. Later, in order to gain more knowledge, Song Lian braved hardships. Late at night, the voice of reading suddenly came from the Buddhist temple. The young monk was frightened and thought there was a ghost inside, so he immediately reported it to the old monk. So the old monk led the young monk to catch ghosts. Unexpectedly, the "ghost" turned out to be a poor boy named Liu Xie, who was reading with a Buddha lamp. After studying hard, Liu Xie finally became a great literary theorist. Mathematician Hua's reading method is different. Instead, he closed his eyes and guessed what was written in the book. After a period of thinking, he opened the book. If the contents of the book are consistent with his guess, he will stop reading. If it is different from the guess, he will read it carefully. Hua's "guessing reading method" not only saves reading time, but also cultivates his thinking ability and imagination. Hou Linbao, a language master, only attended primary school for three years, and finally became a famous crosstalk performer because of his diligence. On one occasion, he wanted to buy a joke book of the Ming Dynasty, The Stormy Waves, but he couldn't find it all over the old book stalls in Beijing. Only later did he know that Beijing Library had this book. It was winter, and he braved the snow and went to the library to copy books for 18 days in a row. He finally copied a book of more than 100,000 words. Wen Yiduo is addicted to reading, and he is "drunk" at first sight. It is said that family and friends came to congratulate him on his wedding day. When the wedding sedan chair arrived home, he couldn't find the groom. He is very anxious.

G. the story of being smart but becoming stupid because of not being diligent.

Shang's story: A child named Wang was born in a peasant family. His family has been farmers for generations, but none of them can read. He is five years old and has never seen what paper, ink, pen and inkstone look like.

But one day, Fang Zhongyong suddenly cried and asked for pens and ink from home, saying that he wanted to write poems. His father was very surprised and immediately borrowed pens and ink from his neighbors. Fang Zhongyong picked up a pen and wrote four poems, and even wrote a title for the poem. Several scholars in his hometown knew about it and all came to Fang Zhongyong's house to see if his writing was good. So it spread quickly, and everyone who knew it was surprised.

Since then, families in Fang Zhongyong have become active, and people often come to play at home. Some asked to write a poem on the spot. Zhong Yong Jr. can write a poem at once no matter what the topic is, and it is profound and elegant in content and colorful in literary grace, which is appreciated by everyone.

Soon, Fang Zhongyong's talent spread all over the county, causing great shock. People think that he is a child prodigy. Celebrities and rich people in the county admire Fang Zhongyong very much, and even his father's position has improved a lot. Those people especially respect Fang Zhongyong's father and often give him money to help him. As a result, Fang Zhongyong's father thought it was a profitable good thing, so he gave up the idea of letting Fang Zhongyong go to school. Instead, he took Fang Zhongyong to visit the county town in turn every day.

As a result, the prodigy gradually lost his mind. Over time, because only a little "genius" and no acquired learning, Fang Zhongyong finally went from bad to worse. By the age of twelve or thirteen, his poems were much worse than before, and everyone who came to talk to him was disappointed. By the age of twenty, all his talents have disappeared, no different from ordinary people. People shook their heads in regret, but there was one.

It can be seen that it is impossible for a person to have innate wisdom without paying attention to the acquired learning. If he doesn't pay attention to accepting new knowledge, he will only fall behind others in the end.

What do stupid and clever stories tell us?

Wise people's deliberation leads to losses, while fools' deliberation leads to gains. A wise man is not omnipotent, and a fool is not useless. Some people are conceited, very conceited. Such people are not really smart, but smart. Although some people seem dull on the surface, they are not easy to talk, are not ashamed to ask questions, and are modest, but they also have unexpected advantages. So don't judge a book by its cover, but learn to respect others, so as to learn more and improve yourself.

1. Is the story "Fools Move Mountains" about whether fools are smart or stupid?

This article is to praise Gong Yu's indomitable perseverance and indomitable spirit. He is not smart but not stupid, just a diligent old farmer.