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Dad's "straight man" chat became popular, and the child was speechless: Am I really your own?

In most families, the father plays a strict and silent role, and rarely has spiritual communication with the children, which leads to the relationship between the children and the father is far less intimate than that with the mother.

However, in some families where fathers are very caring and like to chat with their children, not only the parents' feelings are harmonious and happy, but also the family atmosphere will be more pleasant and relaxed.

There is a topic on the Internet # What should I do if my father is too straight? #, and many netizens exposed their chat records with my father. From these chat records, it is not difficult to see that the children and their fathers get along with each other on weekdays, which must be very casual, and they can make jokes at will like friends.

When chatting with his father, a netizen hinted that his birthday was coming, hoping that his father could give him a gift in advance.

But dad's answer was unexpected: "Why advance? You won't live until then, will you? " Coupled with a laughing expression, people can't help laughing.

The child just wanted to receive the gift in advance, but he didn't expect his father to be so puzzled. Such a straight man's answer is speechless. I don't know how such a dull father managed to catch up with his mother.

Some netizens shared their father who likes surfing the Internet and their chat records.

Dad urged himself to bring his boyfriend home early, and the netizen said that he wanted to discuss it with his boyfriend.

Straight dad said, "I'm not asking for advice, I'm telling you two, I hope you won't be ungrateful." There is a "Wang Ba Qi" in this sentence, which makes netizens feel at a loss.

Dad who loves the internet always talks strangely. How can people stand it? Is anyone in charge?

Intimate little cotton-padded jacket asks straight dad for living expenses. How bumpy can the road be? A netizen who is still in college also shared his chat record with his "straight dad".

When I told my father that I had no money, my father directly said that I wanted to find another rich daughter. This suspicion of being poor and loving the rich is incisive.

Netizens have repeatedly stressed that there is really no money, and the poor have to eat the soil. Unexpectedly, my father said, "Just eat dirt! Rich in minerals, eat more. " Is this really the real dad?

Dad is too straight, and the child is speechless: it's not his own, he picked it up!

Having said that, it can be seen from the chat records of these children and their fathers that their feelings are actually very harmonious. After all, in some families, children and fathers seldom talk and chat, let alone play jokes on each other.

A closer relationship between parents and children.

If the father often communicates with his children and is very harmonious, it shows that the relationship between father and child is very good, and parents and children are closer.

When a child encounters a problem or is confused, he will not choose to hide it in his heart because he is afraid of his father's majesty. Instead, you can seek the help of your father, so that children can get effective advice on their own problems and get out of trouble as soon as possible.

When children get help from their fathers, their dependence and respect for their fathers will be better.

Family atmosphere is more harmonious.

If the communication between the child and the father is harmonious, it means that the family environment in which the father and the child live is harmonious, and everyone can communicate on an equal footing, and there will be no generation gap due to seniority or other reasons.

When family members like to communicate and solve problems and get to know each other, the family atmosphere will be in a harmonious and happy state.

Fathers are more involved in childcare.

If there is frequent communication between the child and the father, there is no quarrel and abuse in the process of communication, but only pure love, then for the father, he will gain a higher sense of participation in parenting and have a higher sense of responsibility for the family and children.

As the father of the child, we should not only be an umbrella to protect the child's growth, but also be good friends who walk into the child's heart.

Only in this way can the bond between parents and children be closer.

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