Xuzhou dialect joke

No.65438 +0 patriotic star Feng Yuxiang loves trees like a life. He once made a military order to protect trees in the army: "One horse chews one tree, the rod is responsible for twenty, and ten trees are replanted." He was stationed in Beijing and led the officers and men to plant trees extensively. He is called "general tree planting". When he was stationed in Xuzhou, he led troops to plant a large number of trees, and wrote a poem on forest protection for the military and civilians: "Lao Feng was stationed in Xuzhou, and the trees were green; Whoever cuts down my tree, I will cut off his head. " NO.2 a pair of lovers a jun and MM are dating. One of the conversations is as follows: A Jun: What kind of flowers do you like? Let me see. I like two kinds of flowers, one is Junle flower. In order to make MM happy, I am anxious to ask: What flowers? I give you an embarrassing answer: if you have money, you can spend it casually, and Ah Jun fainted on the spot. After a rest, A Jun suddenly said to MM, You are so beautiful. MM happily asked: where am I beautiful? A jun: the beauty of thinking! ! ! The third Arbor Day is coming. You should bury your husband in the ground. Autumn is coming, and you will have a lot of husbands. Then let one of them wash your feet, one rub your back, and the rest work honestly and watch the children go ... You can beat anyone who doesn't listen. I want to hit my face and ass. There are plenty of husbands anyway. This is not enough for us to plant next year ... ~ see how I helped you find it, think about it. Just pick me ~