What are the classic lines of Stephen Chow The Duke Of Mount Deer?

Everyone shouts for a seat, but Bao Xiao doesn't. When he saw a seat in the middle of the hall, he ran and jumped over. Chen Jinnan hammered the nail on the ground into the seat with his foot. Bao Xiao jumped up in horror and was caught by Anan's hands on the front shoulder. )

Chen Jinnan: Bao Xiao, I didn't expect you to make such remarkable achievements as soon as you joined our club. Ok, I'll help you as a teacher.

Wei Xiaobao: Yes, it is-no, it is this chair. ...

Chen Jinnan: A word recalled by a gentleman cannot be recalled. Do you know that treachery has violated Article 8 of our rules, and you will be beheaded!

Wei Xiaobao: Huh? ! Is this a heaven-earth meeting or a prank meeting?

Chen Jinnan: Come in with me.

(Two people enter the room)

Chen Jinnan: Bao Xiao, you are a smart man. I can talk to you in a smart way, but not by outsiders.

Wei Xiaobao: I don't understand.

Chen Jinnan: Most people who read and understand things are officials of the Qing court. Therefore, to deal with the Qing court, we must use some stupid people. When dealing with those stupid people, we must never tell them the truth. We must hypnotize them in the form of religion and make them feel that what they are doing is right. Therefore, fighting against the Qing Dynasty and restoring sight is just a slogan, which is actually the same as Amitabha. The Qing dynasty has been bullying us Han people and taking away our money and women, so we have to confront the Qing dynasty.

Wei Xiaobao: We'll get our money and women back, won't we? If you can't see it again, it's just taking off your pants and farting. What happened? All right, everybody, smart people, got it. Go ahead.

Chen Jinnan: In short, if it succeeds, there will be countless money and women. Do you want to go? !

Wei Xiaobao: Yes, it's just that your narrow escape is really amazing.

Chen Jinnan: (takes out a book from his arms) I can call you peerless martial arts.

Wei Xiaobao: Huh? ! I think it will take a month to practice such a big book.

Chen Jinnan: This is just a catalogue of peerless martial arts. That pile is the secret of peerless martial arts.

Wei Xiaobao: Wow, it will take a year to see it.

Chen Jinnan: I have observed for three years and practiced for thirty years, and I have achieved today.

Wei Xiaobao: Thirty years? How much time do I have to practice?

Chen Jinnan: One night.

Wei Xiaobao: Oh, I have another night to practice. What's not a narrow escape?

Chen Jinnan: No, if you look at it, it's a narrow escape, but if you don't look at it, it's ten deaths. Chen Jinnan: Most people who read and understand things are officials of the Qing court. Therefore, to deal with the Qing court, we must use some stupid people. When dealing with those stupid people, we must never tell them the truth. We must hypnotize them in the form of religion and make them feel that what they are doing is right. Therefore, fighting against the Qing Dynasty and restoring sight is just a slogan, which is actually the same as Amitabha. The Qing dynasty has been bullying us Han people and taking away our money and women, so we have to confront the Qing dynasty.

Wei Xiaobao: We'll get our money and women back, won't we? If you can't see it again, it's just taking off your pants and farting. What happened? All right, everybody, smart people, got it. Go ahead.

Chen Jinnan: In short, if it succeeds, there will be countless money and women. Do you want to go? !

Chen Jinnan: Come in with me.

(Two people enter the room)

Chen Jinnan: Bao Xiao, you are a smart man. I can talk to you in a smart way, but not by outsiders.

Wei Xiaobao: I don't understand.

Chen Jinnan: Most people who read and understand things are officials of the Qing court. Therefore, to deal with the Qing court, we must use some stupid people. When dealing with those stupid people, we must never tell them the truth. We must hypnotize them in the form of religion and make them feel that what they are doing is right. Therefore, fighting against the Qing Dynasty and restoring sight is just a slogan, which is actually the same as Amitabha. The Qing dynasty has been bullying us Han people and taking away our money and women, so we have to confront the Qing dynasty.

Wei Xiaobao: We'll get our money and women back, won't we? If you can't see it again, it's just taking off your pants and farting. What happened? All right, everybody, smart people, got it. Go ahead.

Chen Jinnan: In short, if it succeeds, there will be countless money and women. Do you want to go? !

Wei Xiaobao: Yes, it's just that your narrow escape is really amazing.

Chen Jinnan: (takes out a book from his arms) I can call you peerless martial arts.