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The funniest birthday thank-you note

To celebrate my 60th birthday, my family and I prepared a little wine there to express our gratitude. I hope everyone will enjoy drinking and get drunk! Let's * * * raise our glasses, look forward to a safe and happy life, and * * * wish our friendship everlasting! Thank you! The following is the most humorous birthday thank-you speech I have compiled for you. Welcome to read the reference.

The most humorous birthday thank-you letter 1 Dear elders and friends,

This day is my birthday when I enter the age of no doubt. Thank you for coming and making my birthday happy and full. This day is not a big birthday, just because I am young and just the right age to do things. I have an old mother who has worked hard all her life, and a six-year-old child who is ignorant to be taught. Life has a long way to go. All the people present on this day are close friends. You are invited here for two purposes. First, I don't want to go alone until I enter the important threshold of middle age. It is precisely because I am willing to pursue the true meaning of life that the happiness of life is nothing more than having friends. Secondly, I want to take this opportunity to talk with you and enhance our friendship. Interesting signature

What I want to say most on this day there is gratitude. I want to thank my mother who is far away in Xiangxi. She was pregnant with me in 10 39 years ago, gave birth in pain and took good care of her. I want to thank my adoptive parents who are far away in Anhua for their most simple and sincere upbringing and education for more than ten years. Up to now, those simple truths still illuminate my way forward. I want to thank my parents-in-law for raising and educating my gentle and virtuous wife, and for her love that has accompanied me for eleven years. Thanks to my lovely son, your childlike innocence has made me childlike again.

So the starry sky is the result of the intersection of stars. On this day, what I want to say most is thank you. All of you here have accompanied me through the difficulties and enjoyed the fun! After studying and working in Changsha for 18 years, it was you who built my new life in a foreign land with friendship and care, and you made me live a wonderful and fulfilling life and feel the real existence! Take this opportunity to say thank you to everyone! Let me say these proud friends. This is an Anhua fellow from the hometown of Chiyou and the hometown of Meishan culture. I spent my childhood and junior high school there. My roots are there. These are my junior high school classmates. In our QQ group, they build our spiritual home with local accent.

This is the hometown of tangerines in China, Luxi, Xiangxi, where I spent my high school days. They are all my classmates or brothers. This is my classmate, a famous host of Hunan Satellite TV from Luxi. Thank you for his wonderful hosting of the party today.

These are my brothers in Hunan High Detachment. They care about each other and fight together. They used their support and care to build a platform for my work. They are a group of real boys, and I am proud of you!

The most humorous birthday thank-you speech 2 Dear guests, friends, relatives, ladies and gentlemen,

Good afternoon everyone!

On this day, there were many wedding guests and the atmosphere was warm, which made this cold winter warm as spring.

This day is the first day of the first lunar month, and it is also the celebration day of my 60th birthday. On this happy and peaceful day, I am very happy to invite so many relatives and friends to celebrate my birthday, bring me sincere and perfect wishes, and add infinite joy and auspiciousness to my birthday party. At this moment, my mood is very happy and my heart is very excited. Because of your personal attendance and good wishes, I think my birthday will be happier and more substantial.

Here, I would like to express my warmest welcome and heartfelt thanks to all of you for taking precious time out of your busy schedule to attend my 60th birthday party in person! Thank you very much for your support and help in my work; Thank you very much for your meticulous care and love in my daily life.

Time flies, the years are long, and ups and downs have passed for 60 years. Inadvertently, I have reached the age of sixty. Over the past 60 years, I have suffered a lot, suffered a lot, and experienced some setbacks and difficulties in my life. However, whether my life is satisfactory or not, I have always been grateful, optimistic, unyielding, hardworking and generous. At work, I also love my work, respect my leadership, treat my colleagues well, do my work conscientiously and responsibly, and have no regrets; In life, I can also be regarded as a kind, kind and gentle father and a husband with a title.

Sixty years have passed, and the years have changed. What remains unchanged is my gratitude. I want to thank my parents for giving birth to me, raising me, teaching me the truth of being a man and cultivating my good character. Their education and inspiration have kept me honest and upright. I want to thank my parents-in-law for raising and educating my gentle and virtuous wife, my father-in-law who died for many years, and his support and encouragement before his death. Although I am only a son-in-law, he always regards me as his own son. This kindness will never be forgotten. My mother-in-law is still alive. I hope her old man will be as happy as the East China Sea, live longer than Nanshan and become stronger and stronger!

Life is alive, and the past is long and unforgettable. I recall that when my life was not smooth, I transferred from the army to Huangshi. At that time, the environment was strange, I was unaccompanied, I felt heavy, I was at a loss about my work and future, and I didn't know where the future was. In trouble, Yang and Huang gave me a helping hand and gave me a lot of encouragement, support and help when I was most depressed. I'm still grateful. I will definitely remember your life and sincerely wish you a happy life.

I am lucky to celebrate and be happy with you on this day. I also want to thank all the guests and friends present here for their comfort, encouragement, concern, support, help and love in the past days. Because of your life, my life has taken many detours. It is because of your lifelong companionship that my life has added more fun and benefits.

Here, I also want to take this opportunity to sincerely thank my wife, Ms. Bi Hongyun, who has shared joys and sorrows with me for decades. She is gentle and virtuous, regardless of fame and fortune, and never compares with others. She is a hardworking wife and a good mother. Whenever my life encounters turning points and difficulties, she always comforts and encourages me with emotion and reason, understands and supports my work very much and never adds chaos to my work. A gentle and kind wife is priceless in my life, and it is also my honor and blessing to be husband and wife with her all my life. I would like to take this opportunity to say something from my heart: "Wife, you have worked too hard to take care of my son, my daughter-in-law and my lovely little granddaughter. Thank you for decades of hard work. I can understand your hard work. "

On this day, in order to celebrate my 60th birthday, my family and I prepared a little thin wine there to express our gratitude. I hope everyone will have a good drink and stay drunk! Let's * * * raise our glasses, look forward to a safe and happy life, and * * * wish our friendship everlasting! Thank you!

The most humorous birthday thank-you letter 3 distinguished guests, elders and dear children:

Good evening, everyone! On such a perfect night, we gathered at the Ice Crystal Hotel to celebrate my tenth birthday!

At this moment, I feel very excited and happy. Thank you for your busy schedule to attend my birthday party. Your arrival is the glory of our family and the best birthday present I have ever received. Your arrival makes the Ice Crystal Hotel bright and dazzling tonight!

It is precisely because you have brought joy and blessings, and also brought support and care to our family as always! Take this opportunity, please allow me to express my deep gratitude for your coming. In the past ten years, under your care, I spent a happy childhood. At this moment, I am a third-grade student, a teacher's right-hand man and a good example for my classmates.

In the past ten years, I have been the pride of my family, the source and motivation of my parents' struggle, and brought infinite joy to my family!

My wish is: I hope my parents will always be young, because they have sheltered my growth with profound love!

Starting today, I will stand on a new starting line in my life. Please rest assured that I will not live up to your expectations, and I will repay my family and friends with more vigorous study and more excellent results!