Jokes about osteopathy and cartoons about arthritis are highly rewarded.

One day, a drunk got on a bus and sat next to a priest. The drunken man's shirt was dirty, his face was covered with women's red lips, and there was an empty wine bottle in his pocket. He took out a newspaper, read it for a while and asked the priest, "Father, what is the cause of arthritis?"

"It's a waste of life, fooling around with prostitutes, drinking too much and disrespecting yourself." The priest said.

"Oh, damn me!" The drunk muttered to himself.

The priest thought for a moment and thought it was wrong. He apologized to the drunk and said, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so direct." How long have you been suffering from arthritis? "

"Not me, father. The newspaper says that the Pope has arthritis. "

2. Jokes about hyperosteogeny

I drank fish soup last night, because it was blocked for several hours, so the fishbone was soft and edible when I drank it. We all ate fish except grandma. Just tell her that the fish has been stuck for so long that the bones can be eaten. But she said, no, eating too many bones will lead to hyperosteogeny. Ha ha ha ha, we are almost laughing and crying!