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Positive life perception joke

Perception comes from people's personal experiences and feelings, some gradually realized, some instantly realized. What are the positive life sentiment paragraphs?

Positive life perception joke

1, an old Indian said to his grandson, everyone has two wolves in his body, and they fight each other cruelly. Wolves represent anger, jealousy, pride, fear and shame; The other represents tenderness, kindness, gratitude, hope, smile and love. The little boy asked anxiously, "Grandpa, which wolf is worse?" The old man replied, "The one you fed."

2. A young man asked an enlightened old man, "Where does wisdom come from?" The wise man said, "accurate judgment." The young man asked again, "Where does the accurate judgment come from?" The wise man said, "Experience." The young man asked again, "Where did the experience come from?" The wise man said, "Wrong judgment."

3. The old monk asked the young monk, "What if you step forward and die?" The young monk said without hesitation, "I'll go to the side." God won't close one door, but he will open another. When you encounter difficulties on the road of life, you may understand from another angle that the road is beside the road.

4, open-minded life must grasp five points:

(1) When you know people, you don't have to explore. When you explore, you will complain more. You don't have to say anything when you meet people, and you don't have any friends. (3) When blaming, the person who blames need not be harsh, and harshness is far away. (4) When respecting people, it is not necessary to be humble to respect people. Humility is a lack of bones. (5) when people are around, people don't have to retreat, and it is difficult to retreat. Only when there is a realm can we see far; Generous attitude and broad vision; Self-discipline, self-discipline; With sharp edges, it can be restrained.

5. Psychologists give six suggestions to men and women in love:

Don't say the word "break up" easily. Don't answer the phone just because you are angry. Don't doubt each other, please trust each other absolutely. Don't be petty, please tolerate each other. Don't expose each other's scars, because that means nothing but pain. 6. Don't be too rational.

6. Ten good habits that will benefit you all your life:

Don't deprive others of hope easily. Don't expect life to be completely fair. Don't make a decision when you are angry. 4 keep a secret. ⑤ Save money regularly. ⑥ Admit mistakes in time. Treat others as you want them to treat you. ⑧ Plan everything first, and try to visualize the goal. Don't rely too much on memory, write down what you want to do. Attending to work early every day 15 minutes.

7. How to cultivate calmness?

Don't show your emotions casually. Don't tell everyone about your difficulties and experiences. Think for yourself before consulting others. Don't nag about your dissatisfaction every chance you get. ⑤ Try to discuss important decisions before releasing them. 6. Don't panic when you speak. Self-confidence is good, but don't ignore other people's ideas. Don't forget to be polite to people and things.

8. Eight classic life concepts:

8 Happiness is not a state, but a feeling; 7 vicissitudes of life are not born, but experiences; 6 wind and rain are not astronomical phenomena, but tempering; ⑤ Sunrise is not morning, but vitality; 4 clouds and water are not scenery, but the soul; Life is not time, but eternity; ② Life is not the body, but the mind; Spring is not a season, but a heart;

9. Tokugawa Ieyasu's legacy:

(1) In one's life, one should not rush for success if he travels with heavy burdens. (2) To be bound into a universal thing, you will not be dissatisfied. 3 always think poor and have no greed. (4) Patience is the cornerstone of achieving nothing for a long time. Anger is the enemy. ⑥ Knowing victory without knowing failure will damage your health. All landowners often think of yourself, don't talk about people. You can't save it if you can't make it up.

10, four psychological tips:

Live fish will swim against the current, and dead fish will drift with the current. ② The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Walking on smooth ice is easy to fall down because there are no bumps on the ice. The environment will never be perfect. Negative people are controlled by the environment, and positive people control the environment.

1 1, workplace psychological suggestion:

Education represents the past, financial resources represent the present, and learning ability represents the future. What you see and hear has changed your life, and you will destroy it unconsciously. People who have no goals will always work hard for those who have goals. No crisis is the biggest crisis, and satisfying the status quo is the biggest trap. 5 bet and win once; Follow the right person and win a lifetime. 6. The boss can only give you a position, but he can't give you a future. No matter how big the stage is, it is cool when people walk.

Master Hongyi's words of wisdom:

(1) talented and slow to be a great talent, wise and angry, great wisdom; (2) The theory that people should think of themselves first when they have to think of others; (3) If you don't care about people, it will be full of crisis, and if you don't care about things all your life, it will be a dream; 4 those who make good use of power are not angry, and those who make good use of grace are not arrogant; (5) things will change, and things will live; 6 slow words can avoid regrets, and back words can avoid disasters; All things that are difficult to do should be strong and lifeless, and those who are difficult to do should have knowledge and no words.

13, top ten necessities:

Punctuality is the reputation of being a man; 2 find a way, don't make excuses; 3 smile, make you friendly and confident; 4 reflect and summarize yourself every day; ⑤ Dare to take responsibility and take responsibility in the face of mistakes; 6 Empathy, consider each other's feelings; ⑦ Honesty, cultivate and abide by credibility; 8 control, good at self-regulation; Pet-name ruby share, also often do some "foreign affairs"; Attending enterprising, not negative or lazy.

14, life five resistance:

1 cold tolerance: when you are in a cold situation, you should accept it cheerfully and calmly. 2 Suffering: Persevere in the face of suffering, and there will always be a time when the clouds will disperse. 3 anti-dryness: in the face of impetuousness, calm as water, not tired of money and power, smile at the clouds. Patience: I am not angry that the Prime Minister can punt in his stomach and be welcomed by me. 5 Busy and inclusive: chic, active in thinking and enjoying being busy.

15, Harvard's courage to manage the world:

(1) Don't often use words that lack confidence; Don't always go back on your word and easily overturn what has been decided; (3) When everyone is arguing, don't stick to your own opinions; 4 when the overall atmosphere is low, you should be optimistic about the sunshine; Do everything with your heart, because someone is watching you; When something goes wrong, take a breath, find a breakthrough again, and end it cleanly.

16, Emotional self-management:

At the moment when people are angry, their IQ is zero, and they will return to normal after one minute. The key to a person's elegance is to control his emotions and hurt others with his mouth, which is the stupidest behavior. We are not free, usually because we are influenced by bad emotions from the heart. (4) A person who can control bad emotions is stronger than a person who can win an ideal city.

17, a mother's goddaughter's quotation:

Don't want to be the first in everything. (2) Help others and you will be strong. (3) Learn to deal with the complexity of hypocrisy with sincere simplicity. If you don't work hard in the school examination room, you will get 59 points. If you don't work hard in the examination room of life, you will fail. Mom can forgive you for breaking the bowl; If you lie, you can't. Modesty, honesty and diligence are the three magic weapons to ferry life from one shore to another.

18, 10 criteria for being a good woman:

(1) Happiness lies in contentment. Don't expect too much from men. (2) obedient, but independent.

Know the book, be courteous and respect each other. 4 smart and cute, will also pretend to be crazy and sell silly. ⑤ Take care of your family and respect your parents. 6. The roles are changeable and the true colors remain unchanged. Love me, love my dog, be tolerant and fraternity. Never cheated her husband. Pet-name ruby love each other and tolerate each other. Attending to help people, make people.

19, who can be more diligent than Jobs?

When Jobs was young, he got up at four o'clock every morning and finished his day's work before 9: 30. He said: Where does freedom come from? From self-confidence, and self-confidence comes from self-discipline! Learn to restrain yourself and control your life with strict work and rest, so that you can constantly hone your self-confidence in this self-discipline. Confidence is the ability to control things. If you can't control the most basic time, what can you talk about?

20. Eight rules for people who want to succeed:

1 If you don't get angry if you think people are cheating; 2 being insulted and not moving; (3) Look at people's mistakes and don't praise them; (4) The benefits to others are not kept in mind; (5) people's goodwill, bear in mind; 6 learn to fish by being fished by others; ⑦ Know people's talents and give them strength; It is great to be good at asking for help and being good at tolerance.