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I have a happy family.
I have a happy family 1 I have a warm and happy family, a selfless and humorous father, a gentle and virtuous mother, a naughty and lovely brother and, of course, a lively and cheerful me. It rained outside this afternoon, so I can't go out to play. Mom and dad are bored watching TV, so I said to mom and dad; "Let's play catch a fan.
Why don't you hide anyway? We are bored and have nothing to do. "Mom and dad answered with one voice. Yes
We had to appoint a captor first, but my brother arrested us. The game has started. Dad hid behind the big curtain on the balcony. Dad held his breath for fear of being discovered by his younger brother, then stood up with his back against the wall. Mom hid in her big three-dimensional wardrobe; I've looked everywhere, but I can't find a place. It suddenly occurred to me that my brother's bed is made of wood, and the seat below is very big. My mother mops the floor several times a day, which is very clean, so I hide under my brother's bed. We all hid, and my brother started looking for it. ...
The younger brother ran to the living room and shouted, Haha, Dad, I saw your shoes. If you don't come out by yourself, I'll arrest you. Dad was most afraid of being scratched, so he jumped out from behind the curtain and told him not to catch me, not to catch me. I gave up. There was a victorious smile on my brother's face.
Dad was arrested and wanted to arrest mom again. The younger brother ran to his parents' room and shouted to his mother, "I want to use your eyebrow pencil." Hearing this, my mother was anxious. In order not to let her brother move, she jumped out of the cupboard. In this way, mom was caught.
My brother is coming to see me. I wonder if my brother has seen my hiding place secretly. This time he ran to his father's room and said, Sister, let me see your diary! I thought I wouldn't be fooled! I lay on the clean floor. After a while, I heard the sound of turning pages. I was shocked when I was in a hurry. It turned out that he was reading my comic book.
Conclusion: This is my home, not only full of warmth, but also always happy.
I have a happy family composition 2 After reading I Love My Family, I know how happy children with families are. Although some families are not very rich, they are all worth cherishing.
The article "I have a happy family" mainly talks about the happy life of the author's family of three, especially the love of parents. I have a happy family like the author.
My parents love me very much. I used to study in a rural primary school. In order to give me a better learning environment, my parents transferred me to a county primary school. My mother also resigned to take care of my life. My father is very busy and hard. As long as we stay at home for three days a week, my mother and I will be very happy. Dad has to work overtime until 1-2 before going to bed every night.
Every week, my favorite is Saturday. Dad can rest on Saturday. In the evening, my parents and I can sit on the sofa and watch TV, listen to songs and talk and laugh together. This warm feeling of home is beyond words and pens.
Dad often travels on business. There seems to be something missing in his heart during his business trip. Maybe it's because I miss my father. When I wake up from my dream at night and see the little alarm clock my father bought me, my disappointed tears will quietly flow to my face. At this moment, I really want to cry out loud, but I am afraid of waking my mother, so I have to hide my thoughts about my father in my heart.
Home-gives me warm feeling. At home, my parents gave me love and meticulous care, which made me thrive.
I have a happy family. I love my family. I hope all the children have a warm home.
I have a happy family. I was born in an ordinary family, and my parents both work in ordinary posts, but it is such an ordinary family, but it is full of happy melodies everywhere.
The head of my family is my father, who is a chef in a big hotel. He works hard and can cook delicious and exquisite meals. At the same time, he is also a person who is particularly homesick. Every day after work, his "job" is to go home. Dad hardly eats out. He always said that the fish outside is not as delicious as my mother's, so you can rest assured to eat it. Dad doesn't talk much at ordinary times, and he is persistent in doing things. As long as he thinks it's right, he won't change his point of view without some real evidence. In learning, he is my mentor and my brain; He is a good helper for his mother to do housework. In terms of games, my father is my strong opponent. But at any time, he is my good father.
Then the beautiful and gentle mother. I dare say that my mother is definitely a good housekeeper, taking care of not only her husband and daughter, but also the elderly. When grandma was ill, my mother went to grandma's house to ask questions almost every day, not only helping with cooking, but also taking some dirty clothes home to wash. My mother never complains about doing these things. My mother is the chef at home, because no matter what the ingredients are, they will become a delicious dish in her hands. Now my mother will also pay attention to the nutrition of dishes and the collocation of meat and vegetables, and occasionally cook some dishes that I ate as a child, which is really unique.
Finally, I like quiet, but I'm also a little playful and greedy. My study life is very tense, but I can adjust myself, call my "best friend", have a heart-to-heart talk and go to nature to breathe fresh air. This is the best way.
The only child is the treasure of parents, and I am no exception. From the moment I was born, I saved a lot of affection. Wherever I go, it will accompany me. This family of three, composed of my parents and me, is nothing special, but it is a happy family that loves each other. I love my family!
I have a happy family. Four families are the cradle of growth and a warm harbor. If you are a bird, that home is the blue sky, allowing you to fly freely; If you are a good horse, the house is green grass, where you can run wildly; If you are a small fish, that home is an endless sea, where you can sing happily.
Home will open the door to happiness for you at any time. I have such a happy family.
I have a smart mother, a father who makes money to support my family, and a naughty and lovely me. Every day, a clever mother always cleans the house and puts it in order. Dad who makes money to support his family goes out early and comes back late, and the computer never leaves. Although they are busy every day, they care about me.
Open the dusty memory of time, and thoughts begin to flow back. ...
It was a time when I had a high fever. In the middle of the night, I was sweating and dizzy. My parents were frightened, took my temperature and covered me with a towel. But my head is still dizzy. So my father quickly picked me up and rushed to the hospital, and my mother followed my father all the time. When I arrived at the hospital, my parents quickly took me to see a doctor, frowned and hurriedly asked, "Doctor, will you take a look at this child?" "Don't worry, she just has a high fever. Just take a drip and take some antipyretic. " The doctor said quietly. Hearing this, mom and dad stepped down. After that, my mother cooked chicken soup for me to drink every day, so that I could make up my body. My father was afraid that I would be unhappy, so he bought me a book and sometimes told me jokes. It can be said that it is my happiest day.
I can vaguely see one beautiful picture after another in my mind: when I was reviewing my homework in the middle of the night, my mother sent me a cup of warm milk; When I forgot to go home because of playing, my mother looked for me everywhere in a hurry; When I enjoy the joy of success, my father will warn me not to be proud; When I face exams, I always hear my father's patient counseling and my mother's sincere encouragement; when I ...
With such a happy family, why can't I be happy?
I have a happy family. I have a happy family. There are always many interesting stories in this family, some of which even make people laugh ... The whole family laughs constantly when they are together. In this happy family, there are: kind and kind father, beautiful and gentle mother, and of course, naive and lively me.
At home, I am the apple of my parents' eye. But you won't spoil me for it. Once, I was unwilling to admit my mistake because I broke my deskmate's pencil box. When I got home, I saw my father look gloomy and looked at me with stern eyes. I'm afraid my father will scold me. However, my father called me to his side, stroked my head and said to me, "It doesn't matter if I made a mistake. It is important to recognize mistakes and be good at correcting them. " After listening to this, I feel my nose is sour and tears can't stop flowing downwards. I should be fully aware of my mistakes and never make mistakes again. Only in this way can we be more filial and repay our parents in the future.
There is always a peaceful atmosphere in my home. Our family live in harmony, and mom and dad have very good feelings and hardly quarrel. Although my father is not very humorous, he is very funny when he speaks, which often makes my mother and I laugh. As for me, although I am not a very good boy, I am very obedient, not willful, and seldom make my parents angry. I made a little progress. My parents are very happy, praising me and encouraging me. Sometimes my parents will reward me if I do well in the exam, buy some small gifts I like, or take me to eat something I like, even a hamburger, and I will feel very happy. Whenever I encounter any difficulties or grievances, my parents help me solve the problem and teach me how to face life and face life. Under the guidance of my parents, I learned a lot about life.
Happiness has different standards in people's minds. Some people feel happy when driving a luxury car; Some people feel happy with inexhaustible money; When some people have beautiful clothes and delicious food, they will feel happy ... and my standard (at least for now) is to have parents' company and care, and the family will be safe and happy together every day, which is the greatest happiness. I love my family and my parents more!
I have a happy home. Everyone has a home, but my home is the happiest.
There are four members in my family, me, my mother, my father and my brother. My home is full of happiness.
As the saying goes, auspiciousness is happiness, and our family is an auspicious one. Although our family is not rich, but with the kindness of my father, my mother, and the happy laughter of my brother and me, this family is extremely happy.
Dad is a businessman. He goes out early and comes back late every day. My home is a little far from school. Dad sends my brother and me to school every morning and finally goes home to do our own thing. At about ten o'clock in the evening, my father came back, and my mother warmed up the cold food and gave it to my father. Dad hasn't eaten for about a day. He picked up his rice bowl, ordered some dishes, took a few mouthfuls of soup and ate it immediately. Every time my mother sees my father like this, she should care about it and say to him, "Why don't you buy food at noon?" Dad's answer is always like this: "I'm too busy to spare the time." Every time my father said this, my mother felt even more distressed and said, "I must eat something in the morning before I go." But dad is afraid of wasting time and can't wholesale good fruit, so he always goes early.
My mother works very hard every day. When school is over at noon, my mother will bring the food and wait for my brother and me to finish eating at the gate of the supermarket. My mother will teach my brother to do his homework there, because my mother is worried that we will walk too slowly and there will be no time to do our homework after dinner at home, for fear that it will affect my study and my brother's, so she will prepare the meal in advance and send it to my brother.
This is my family, although very busy, but very happy, I am proud of having this happy family!
I have a happy family. Although our family is not rich, it is full of fun.
Our home is on the third floor of West Lake, North Community 16. When you enter our house, you will see a wooden sofa. You will also be surprised to find that there is no toilet in our house. I tell you: "My toilet and kitchen are connected."
Walk into my little bedroom and you will see a small bookshelf. There are many science and technology books and history books on the bookshelf ... next to it is the writing desk.
I'm introducing my father and mother. My father is not tall, but he is very energetic. With black hair and a pair of big glasses, I wear them on my father's black eyes. High nose. A big mouth. My mother is short, with long black hair and a small nose and mouth.
Once, my father looked at the calculations on my test paper and deducted many points. Father thinks that to get rid of his careless calculation, he must practice his calculation ability. Dad came up with a good way for mom to help us solve the problem, and dad and I competed to do it. Mom found ten questions from the math syllabus. The game started and the house was silent. Only my mother is watching the problem. Soon after my mother finished reading the questions, my father and I began to work hard. The game lasted only fifteen minutes. I thought to myself, I am so careless every time I do the problem. I will live up to my expectations this time. Time passed quickly and I worked out all the problems. Let's look at my father's meditation. At my mother's order, my father and I both handed in our papers. Mom is very busy, and I am looking forward to her saying, "My son is fine!" " "I didn't expect my mother to really say," My son is fine! Dad not only did it slowly, but also made a mistake. "
Another time, my mother went dancing and told me to go to bed early. I didn't listen to my mother and watched TV all the time. When my mother came back, I pretended to be asleep. My mother saw at a glance that I was not asleep and asked, "Why don't you sleep, son?" I closed my eyes and pretended to sleep and said, "I'm watching TV!" " "Mom forgave me.
My parents owe me more kindness than mountains and deeper than the sea. How could I forget?
Our family is so happy, how happy!
I have a happy family. There are five people in my family, father, mother, grandfather, grandmother and me. It's hard for a family to stand on the same side because they respect and love each other. Share together and live happily together. If parents are compared to a blooming lily, it exudes charming fragrance in every corner; If grandparents are compared to a bee, then what about walking around silently? Flowers exude nutritious honey. Especially when one person is in trouble, the whole family is fully engaged, and the forehead is anxious and the face is covered? When you are sad, when you solve the problem, your mouth is full of smiles.
I often have tonsillitis. I remember that I had five or six episodes every year since I was seven years old, and it would fester. Every time the fever reaches 39 degrees or even 40 degrees, my parents are too anxious to sleep. My father put a cold towel on my forehead and wiped my arm all night. Every time my grandparents run around and take me to the Children's Central Hospital for intravenous drip, once my grandfather went to the hospital at dawn and hung up an expert clinic for me. Seeing all this, I shed tears with gratitude. This is not because of high fever and sad tears, but the surge of happiness. In September this summer, my parents decided to send me to Xinhua Hospital for manual tonsillectomy. I'm very scared. My parents told me heroic stories to encourage me, which inspired me spiritually. Three days after the operation, I was lying in the hospital bed, speechless, depressed like a defeated cricket. My parents accompany me day and night and take care of me. I can't eat. My stomach hurts from hunger. My mother helps me feel and massage. My father was heartbroken and held my hand with tears and said, "Son, you have to be strong. It will be fine in two days." The doctor said he could have some cold drinks. He often runs out to buy in the heat. Every time he comes back, he always sweats. My grandmother is an old man in her sixties. For me, she takes soup and gruel to the bedside from home to the hospital for three or four hours every day. Observing the care of my family, a flood of happiness flooded my whole body. I said to myself happily, "I grew up in a happy family."
Happy families are all the same, helping each other, being kind, harmonious and united. Unfortunate families are different.
I have a happy family. Let me introduce my mother first.
My mother is a grumpy person. She is like a tigress when she is angry, but sometimes she is gentle, like a good rabbit. Later, she would say, girl, why don't I fry you a chicken chops? I'll tell you later that mom makes scallop fans for you, right If you don't want to eat, can I treat you to Dicos tonight?
I touched my mother's forehead, and then I touched mine. I said to myself, this is not a fever. How can it be warm?
Then my father is very busy recently, and always sees him every few days. In the past, my father was very irresponsible and always gave up halfway, but in the past two years, my father became particularly responsible and worked very busy every day. My father loves me very much. As long as my requirements always meet me unconditionally, I always go to the specialty store to buy me all kinds of clothes and shoes when I am on a business trip. I love my father very much.
I also have a good grandfather who gets up at five o'clock every morning to cook for me, sometimes even earlier, and buys me fried buns or steamed bread after cooking. Grandpa is responsible for sending me to and from school every day, which is especially hard. My grandfather also has a hobby: dancing in square dance, pushing the speakers to Rose City on time at seven o'clock every day, and pulling them back after nine o'clock. Everyone says that my grandfather is like a hard-working old ox!
I also have a good grandmother who cooks for me every day, and I can be a good grandmother in China. There is only one grandmother in the world, and that is my grandmother in Chen Xinyi. Grandma also likes dancing and fan dancing. Every day, she dresses like a girl of 18 years old. Every morning, grandma asks me what I want for lunch, and tries to make it for me, such as sweet and sour pork tenderloin. Once grandma couldn't make it, she watched it on the internet with her mobile phone and made it for me. Is grandma a loving living Buddha, too?
I have such a happy big family, I hope the family will live happily all the time!
I have a happy home composition 10 I have a home, a happy and complete home. Although it is just an ordinary place, in my eyes, it is always the best, because it is like a bright light, shining my life forever!
My father is a policeman and I have a family. He works very hard. He always does everything well in his work. In order to maintain the society and let more people live and work in peace and contentment, he often sets out to handle cases, rarely eats together, and next Sunday is even more extravagant. Every time I see my father wearing a police uniform and a police cap, I feel indescribable pride. But when I make a mistake, I am most afraid of him. Seeing my father staring at me like a "prisoner", I really have no bottom in my heart, so I have to beg my mother with poor eyes. It's strange that my mother, who usually loves me the most, doesn't even look at me, so I have to tell the truth.
My mother is kind and hardworking. When it comes to hard work, she is one in a million. Her father often travels, and she does all the housework at home. From morning till night, she doesn't delay going to work, keeps the house in good order and takes care of me. My mother is amiable and my closest friend. I am willing to tell her anything in private. Sometimes we have arguments, sometimes even fierce, but in the end we always make up. In front of my mother, I am very presumptuous, twittering like a sparrow, and often make mistakes, but my mother will patiently explain to me that although I am stubborn and seemingly unwilling to give up, I will understand my kind mother in the future.
I have a happy home+1 1, which is a warm harbor. And we are drifting ships, no matter where we go, in the end, we will return to this warm place.
I have a family of four: father, mother, brother and me. I have a very happy family. My father is a workaholic, my mother is an idiot, my brother is a sleepy cat, and I am a good girl of my parents. I love this family very much.
Tell me about me first. I am a fourth-grade primary school student and a junior player. At the same time, I am also the health Commissioner in my class, and I study very well. At school, it is very popular with teachers and classmates.
My brother is ten years older than me and has gone to college. In study, he often helps me and often plays with me. However, he is also sleepy. Do you know what time my brother gets up in the morning? Ten o'clock? ! No, that's an early riser. My brother often sleeps until lunch! Go to bed after lunch! He really never stops sleeping. How else can I say he is a "sleepy cat"?
Dad is a veritable "workaholic". Compared with his brother, he slept very little. Although every night, dad sleeps with us at the same time. However, every time we fall asleep, he gets up and works again. In the morning, dad gets up at five o'clock and then goes to work.
And my mother, for me, has an indescribable feeling. Sometimes, she is very strict, saying that this is not good for me, that is not good, and it can make her dizzy. Sometimes, she is very gentle with me. When I do something wrong, my mother will not only criticize me, but also patiently teach me how to do it. Sometimes, my mother is also very confused. After locking the door, she asked me, "Did I lock the door?" ? ! No, I have to go back and see ... "This is my mother, real and lovely.
Usually, my family likes to sit around the bed and play cards. Losers are not angry; The winner is not proud. Sometimes our family goes out to play on weekends, so happy!
This is our happy, warm and happy family.
I love my home.
I have a happy home. There are many things that will make you happy. My home is full of happiness. Let me introduce my happy home!
I jump rope in the yard after school every day. Every time I get home, I always find my favorite popsicle in the refrigerator when I am thirsty. A few days later, I couldn't help asking my grandmother, "Grandma, why do I look for popsicles in the refrigerator every day?" Grandma said, "Because popsicles like sports children!" " Grandma's words made me feel very happy.
While I was still sleeping, I vaguely heard a crackling sound coming from the kitchen from time to time. I thought: is it dad? But he won't get up so early. Is it his mother? I'm going to have a look anyway. Say that finish, I changed my clothes and went to the kitchen door. Looking inside, it turned out to be my mother. She seems to have cooked a lot of breakfast. After a while, I finished washing and my mother's breakfast was ready. I took a sip. Wow! This is simply the best food in the world! I asked my mother, "Mom, why is breakfast so delicious today?" Mom replied, "Because a good breakfast likes early risers." After listening to my mother's words, my heart was warm.
Dad has to work overtime almost every day, and my homework has never been checked. I just turned off the light today and was about to go to bed when the door suddenly opened. Father dragged himself, sat in front of my desk, turned on my small desk lamp and began to check my homework. My eyes were wet, so I asked my father, "Dad, why are all my homework right?" Dad said: "Because the homework is correct, I like children who are serious and diligent!" " "Dad's words make my heart as sweet as honey, I see, this is happiness.
This is my happy home, with the care of my grandmother and the meticulous care of my parents. Their love warms me and keeps me happy.
I have a happy family 13 I have a very happy family, with a beautiful mother, a handsome father, a lovely sister and a lively and studious me.
My mother is beautiful not only in appearance, but also in heart. Although sometimes my mother will nag me because of something, I will be irritable and talk back at that time, but when I calm down, I can feel that my mother is actually doing it for my own good and wants me to do better. My mother will take me to many places to play during the holidays, and I am very happy. My mother will cook for us, do housework and help me study every day. I think I am very happy.
Dad is a handsome and sensible man. When I do something wrong, my father will give me some truth with serious eyes and tone. Every time my father tells me a truth, I will make one less mistake in the future. Dad always knows what I want to eat when I eat, and he gives me whatever I want to eat. Dad will buy toys that my sister and I like on business trips. I like my father!
I also have a sister. She's cute. My sister is very imaginative. She is good at making up stories. The stories she makes up are always vivid. My sister has a good memory, too. Sometimes when I talk to my mother about school, my sister can remember, and one day my sister will suddenly find out what I talked to her. I love you, my sister!
I am a lively and studious girl. My name is Zhao Ziyue. My zodiac is a lovely rabbit. I like eating potatoes, swimming, cycling and painting. And as long as I want to do it, I can do it well, and I can learn what I want to learn well!
This is my home, a happy home!
I have a happy family 14 I have a happy family, and all three of us have our own hobbies.
Dad is a football fan. Dad likes watching basketball games. He knows when and what TV station every game is broadcast. On one occasion, he learned from the Internet that "Heat" vs "Rocket" started broadcasting at twelve o'clock in the evening, and they were his two favorite teams! He finished his meal at once and went to bed early. Late at night, he sneaked into the living room like a thief, turned on the TV, turned the sound to zero and began to look with relish. Suddenly, a loud cry woke me up while I was sleeping. It turned out that the rocket scored a three-pointer, only to hear my father shouting there: "The rocket has scored! Great! " Say that finish and patted the table. Mother thought something was wrong, so she casually asked, "Who is it?" Hearing this, dad immediately woke up and watched the game quietly.
Mom is a computer nerd. Since our family bought a computer, my mother has been smoking like a moth. Sometimes it takes hours. She is either playing QQ games or watching TV series online. When she was online, she didn't seem to hear how many times she called her. She often plans when the crops on QQ farm will be ripe, and she is afraid of being stolen by others. She turns on the computer in the middle of the night, comes to QQ farm, finishes harvesting the crops and sleeps peacefully.
I am a sports fan. I like sports best. The hula hoop and skipping rope I bought at home didn't stop until I was sweating all over. In the evening, my parents and I went for a walk in the dam. I always run down from the dam, like a never-tired pony, and keep running. On my way home, I was attracted by the fitness equipment. My parents asked me to go. I played around like I didn't hear you until they dragged me away.
Although our family of three have different hobbies, they are all full of happiness. I love this happy family.
I have a happy home composition 15 I have a happy and warm home, with mom and dad and a lovely and naughty brother.
My father goes out early and comes back late every day. It is difficult for me to see him. Just say some time ago! Dad went to work far away, and it was my birthday when he left. He called me and said, "honey, dad can't spend your birthday with you." I wish my baby a happy birthday in advance and come back to give you a big surprise. " When my father came back, he really brought me a birthday present. I opened it, and it was a red remote control car, very beautiful. I jumped up happily and hugged my father. You are my good father. "Yes ..." However, he is not idle at home, helping to look after his brother's cooking and taking us to play. What's up, my almighty dad!
My mother is an amiable person. Every day she is busy doing housework, washing and cooking, looking after my brother, and sometimes picking me up from school to help me with my homework. My mother is very strict with me in my study. She gets angry as soon as my grades drop. Help me analyze the reasons why I didn't do well in the exam and correct my mistakes. When I make mistakes, she always teaches me patiently. I love my mother very much.
I am a lively "little monkey". I am often naughty, and I study hard. I try to get rid of the bad habits in my studies and be a good student that both my parents and teachers like and are satisfied with. My brother is only over one year old this year. He is very likable. Every time I do my homework, he always makes trouble, but he is the "happy fruit" of our family.
Look, how happy our family is! I love my family very much.
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