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Dialogue composition between a beautiful woman and an ugly woman

The beauty looked at the magic mirror, swinging the left basket to the right, as if she was very satisfied with her angelic face, devilish figure, and elegant temperament. The ugly girl next to the beautiful woman often laments helplessly in front of the mirror, as if she hates herself in the mirror with her triangular eyes, flat nose, thick lips, and dark face. The two people standing in front of the magic mirror at the same time had different reactions.

The magic mirror below asked the beautiful woman and the ugly woman standing in front of him————

(The magic mirror below represents the magic mirror, beauty represents the beauty, and ugliness represents the ugly woman. )

The first place: in a deserted room

Magic question: Do you hate yourself in the mirror?

Beautiful answer: I am very satisfied with myself in the mirror, because I have an enviable hot figure, angelic face, and elegant temperament.

Chou replied (sullenly): Well, I’m not, I’m not very satisfied with my appearance.

Magic Question: Do you have a successful career?

Beautiful answer: I have a beautiful face and a devilish figure. Although I have not graduated from high school, I can make money with these things. Because I'm beautiful, even if I don't have any academic qualifications, someone will hire me! Hahahahaha (a burst of harsh and proud laughter) If I don’t work, there will be a man to support me! (Looking at the ugly girl with contempt and provocation)

Chou replied (cheerfully): I have a company I opened. But my employees often laugh at me for being ugly in private, and every customer sees me with disappointment and helplessness in their eyes. But I can't blame them, because everyone wants their chairman and collaborators to be good-looking; I can't blame myself, because it's not my fault that they are ugly.

Magic Question: Do you prefer natural beauty or beauty after makeup?

Beautiful answer: I like how beautiful I look after makeup, because makeup can cover up the shortcomings of my true appearance and make everything about me more perfect.

Chou answer: When I was 19 years old, I secretly bought two bottles of whitening cream in an attempt to make my dark face white. However, the effect is not obvious, and I look like a devil after applying it every day. I think my original self is more beautiful, so I think natural beauty is the best, because makeup is just a mask of hypocrisy, and it is very hard to live in hypocrisy every day. (The beautiful eyes stare at the ugly with anger)

The devil asked: Is there any difference between beauty and ugliness?

Beautiful answer: Every beautiful woman in the world is a beautiful decoration in life, which makes people unable to put it down; on the contrary, ugly women are the failed works of sculptors, which make people feel unsightly! (Looking at Chou triumphantly)

Chou’s answer: There is no difference, because ugly women and beautiful women are both human beings. It’s just that God created humans when God created them, and beauties were created by God when he was in a good mood. , and ugly women were created by God when he was in a bad mood. Ugly women and beautiful women were both created by God. What is the difference? Ugliness and beauty are just objective distinctions that humans make with the passage of time!

The second place: a lively street

Magic question: How do you feel about the poor? Will you help them?

Nice answer: Tsk, tut, tut, those poor people are so dirty; even following me affects my image. Of course I can walk so fast to avoid them. (Pretending to be disgusting)

Ugly answer: In fact, behind the poor, there are often tragic stories that make "those who hear them sad and those who see them shed tears." I will do my best to help them.

Magic Question: What do you think of the rich? Hate them?

Nice answer: Of course not. It is my dream to be rich. Of course I will try my best to please them! (Eye shines straight)

Chou answer: Of course we must respect the rich who have contributed to society; on the contrary, who wouldn’t hate those who only know how to eat, drink, play and have fun? ?

Magic Question: How do you feel when you walk on the street?

Beautiful answer: When I walk on the street, 100% of the men who pass by me turn back. When I walk on the street, I am prouder than any other woman.

I am the most beautiful and noble princess on the street, and all men fall in love with me at first sight. (The more I talked, the more excited I became, and my face smiled like a flower blooming out of joy - narcissism)

Ugly Answer: When I walk on the street, everyone will look at me with strange eyes. Because I'm ugly. Men who see me want to stay away from me, as if I am the god of plague and something bad will happen to them if they touch me. Although I feel very sad, I feel that as long as I am myself, one day someone will know how to appreciate me.

The third place: a warm nursing home

The devil asked: In the future, you will become a wrinkled face, which can be said to be 'full of ugliness', what will you do?

Beautiful answer: My intoxicating face is gone, and I don’t want to live anymore. This face is my lifeblood. Without it, my life is over! (She was deep in thought, her eyebrows kept being squeezed together, and she still didn’t relax for a long time)

Ugly Girl: Everyone will grow old one day, and it is impossible to insist on not growing old. Why not try to follow the natural happiness?

Magic Question: Do you care about the living conditions of the elderly in nursing homes and children in orphanages?

Nice answer: It is better to care about yourself than to care about them. The elderly and children have their own people to take care of them. I don’t need to care about them at all. It is superfluous and nosy to care about them!

Ugly answer: Most old people have made contributions to society, and children will be the pillars of the country in the future. I think we should care more about them and let them know that there are still people in this world who care about them. Let the elderly enjoy happiness in the second half of their lives, and let the children know that they should study hard and contribute to the country in the future. (Beautiful people purse their lips and secretly smile at ugly people)

Postscript

Where there are more beautiful women, there are more traffic accidents, whether the beautiful women are in the car or outside the car. The opposite is true in places where there are many ugly women.

The more beautiful women there are, the higher the frequency of corruption and bribery. The opposite is true in places where there are many ugly women.

Where there are more beautiful women, there are more criminal incidents such as hooliganism, wealth robbery, and sex robbery. The opposite is true in places where there are many ugly women.

The more beautiful women there are, the higher the content of chemical components in the air. The opposite is true for places where there are many ugly women.

Where there are more beauties, there are fewer people paying for food and shopping. The opposite is true in places where there are many ugly women.

Where there are more beauties, there are fewer people who love to tell the truth. The opposite is true in places where there are many ugly women.

The more beautiful women there are, the more boring activities such as beauty pageants will be. The opposite is true in places where there are many ugly women.

Obviously, beautiful women are harmful to the world, but every man in the world hopes to have more beautiful women. It can be said that ugly women have contributed a lot to the world, but every man in the world actually hopes from the bottom of his heart to kill them all. This is the biggest and most illogical difference between beautiful women and ugly women!

Why, why, why, this world has become so painful, so disgusting, so creepy!