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The doctor examined a patient with a bad temper.

"What's the matter with you?" He asked with concern.

"Sir," growled the patient, "since you have received the consultation fee, you can find it yourself."

"I see," the doctor thought for a moment and said, "please give me an hour. I'm going out to find a friend-he's a vet. I know that only this guy can make a diagnosis without asking the patient any questions. "