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Jia You Meng Chong's Composition (Article)
I have a lovely pet dog. Its name is "grapefruit".
Grapefruit is wearing a brown woolen coat. The hair on the coat is small and curly, beautiful and noble. A pair of black ruby eyes are embedded in its face. Make it more naughty and lovely.
Because of grapefruit, there are many happy things in our family. For example, because the name "grapefruit" has the same name as the fruit grapefruit. So I often joke. Sometimes, we buy some fruit grapefruit. When we eat grapefruit, whoever doesn't come to eat it will shout, "XXX, come and eat grapefruit." Whenever this happens, the puppy grapefruit will run quickly, wagging its tail and looking at us with big black eyes, as if to ask us, "Why do you want to eat me?" We will look at it quietly, and we will look at each other like this. Small grapefruit's eyes will change from initial pity to innocence, and finally become helpless. After a while, it felt meaningless and turned away from us.
I don't know when grapefruit's docile temper became irritable. It didn't like "woof, woof, woof" before, and began to bark at everything. Nevertheless, it is also trying to grow in a good direction. The grapefruit, which doesn't like lively, but likes quiet, has disappeared, and it has been replaced by a small grapefruit that is full of vitality and loves lively.
This is my lovely grapefruit! It's a lovely puppy. Come to my house if you like!
Everyone says that dogs are man's best friends, and my family also has a puppy from MengMeng! Its name is "Lele", I hope it will be happy forever.
Lele is very excited and naughty about everything.
Once, my mother came home at night and was so excited that she hadn't seen my mother for a long time. But my mother is wearing black stockings, Lele's long nails and soft meat are on her legs, and her mouth still purrs from time to time. It is conceivable that she will eat two pieces of braised pork and a piece of pork liver less and be locked up for ten minutes.
"Lele" is not only naughty, but also described in one word, that is "gluttony"!
Every time it eats, I bury the braised pork under the rice. You may think you can't find it, right? Then you are all wet! Lele will use its "sensitive sense of smell" to arch a tunnel in the rice like a pig until all the braised pork "appears". After eating, he still wanted to eat, so he ran to grandpa and asked for meat. If it doesn't give it, it will bite my grandpa's trouser leg and pretend to be cute. If there is, it will sit there and eat contentedly, which is very funny.
Lele, Lele, bother me and make me happy. I love my family Lele!
"Lele!" Look, naughty again!
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