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On a full moon and starry night, because I don't want to sleep for a long time, my buddy occasionally walks out of the window of the girls' dormitory.

Feeling a little tired, I stopped to have a rest.

I only heard a sister in the room ask, what do you think men are like in women's hearts?

One answer: "It's clothes!"

The other said, "It's a vest!"

The third one: "It's a vest!"

Another: "It's a collar!

The more you cross, the less you do. Anyway, spring is coming, but it's colder behind! ! !

Listen to the hottest mm in the dormitory answer: "

Men are fucking pads, and changing them every day is not hygienic! "

Just when everyone was amazed,

The most beautiful mm in the dormitory spoke disapprovingly: "A man is a tampon for pulling out his ears. Insert it and throw it away ... "