Primary school homophonic joke stories

Primary school homophonic joke stories

Telling jokes often can not only bring happiness to yourself, but also infect others. Here, I collected and sorted out the humorous jokes in primary school. Let's have a look!

Primary school homophonic joke stories 1 1. On his deathbed, Grandpa called his young and ignorant grandson to the bed and said with his last breath, "Son, this world ... is so good to be an official!" " The little grandson is an obedient child, and he firmly remembers grandpa's words before his death. Many years later, he finally became the best coffin manufacturer in the village.

I drove to the station that day. At the moment when the passengers got off the bus to close the door, a lady shouted outside the door. "I will die in your car! ''

I was so nervous that I closed the door immediately, stepped on the gas pedal and thought; "There are so many strange people in this city."

Unexpectedly, the lady called a taxi to chase my bus and finally stopped.

The door opened and the lady shouted again; "Why don't you stop? I will die in your car! ''

I dare not ask her; "Young lady, what are you working hard for? ''

He angrily walked to a seat, then picked up a bunch of keys and said to me; "I will die in your [key] car! ''

3. A woman comes to a man's house to play. The woman teased the man and said, if you have a piece of land, I will marry you. Then the doorbell rang, and the courier brother said, sir, there is a courier for you!

The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk.

The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?"

The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

Primary school homophonic joke story 2 1, a village meeting, because of homophonic, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. )

My girlfriend's name is Zhu Jing. I took my girlfriend back to my hometown in the countryside for the first time. As soon as I came in, I said, Mom, Zhu Jing is here.

Mother listened and said: The pig came in and just drove it out!

In Chinese class, Xiao Ming didn't listen carefully when the teacher was talking about text analysis. Suddenly the teacher asked, "Xiao Ming, you answer, 1 2. What does this article say?" Xiao Ming was stunned and said, "Did the article make a clean break that he broke up with Ma Yili?"

Primary school homophonic joke story 3 1. Today, in the driving school theory class, the teacher said, "Those who cause serious traffic accidents to escape are forbidden to drive for life (marriage is forbidden)."

A girl in the back raised her hand and said, "Then I will never get married?"

2. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. )

3. The township head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, the dog ate it today, and everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's make big bowls together.

4. Niu Niu and Da Zhuang are playing downstairs. Niu Niu suggested: "Let's play the star!" "Yes, yes!" "You think I'm G.E.M.!" "ok!"

In a moment of excitement, Da Zhuang pushed Niu Niu to the ground and rode up. Niu Niu was startled. She groaned and screamed: "Wang Dazhuang, who told you to ride me as a stool!"

Primary school homophonic joke story 4 Li Dazhuang is afraid of his wife

Li Dazhuang, a famous scholar in Hebei Province, is very afraid of his wife. If he disobeys his wife's orders, she punishes him for sitting still, making his hair into the shape of a needle and thread plaque, putting a lamp bowl in it, and then lighting the lamp. Li Dazhuang's body did not dare to move or catch his breath, just like a dead wooden head or a clay doll. Friends who saw him punished joked with him and said, you are a lampstand at home.

One day, his wife suddenly fell ill and had to use crows as medicine. At that time, before the snow melted, it was difficult to catch crows with nets. Li Dazhuang didn't get a crow, and his wife was furious and wanted to hit him with a stick. Da Zhuang was afraid, so he stepped on the sand to lure crows with food, and only caught one.

A friend made fun of him and said: saints regard phoenix as auspicious. You caught a crow and escaped your wife's beating. This crow seems to be Dark Phoenix.

feng shui

A man is dying. His son nailed four big copper rings to the coffin. When his son asked him why, he said, It's much more convenient for you to listen to Mr. Feng Shui and move me around.

The dog denies it.

Two people sit together. One of them didn't say anything, so he pretended nothing and covered his nose with his sleeve.

There happened to be a dog nearby, so the man said it was a dog who farted. Just then, the dog yawned, and the man said to the man, look, it still refuses to recognize it!

magnificent

There is a plum blossom painting with no inscription. Someone saw it and praised it very well. Someone asked him: Do you know who painted it? He said, Zhang Chang.

Send plaque

A man boasted that he would win the bid and said, I dreamed that a drum band was playing at night and sent a plaque to my house. One of his friends said: I also dreamed of sending a plaque to your home. There are four words on the plaque.

Spread the news with a smile.

When a new official takes office, a village head asks to give the new official 100 dogs; I bought ninety-nine, and one is missing. I couldn't buy it, so I sawed off the horn of a sheep and handed it to the dog.

Sheep are ruminants, chewing food constantly in their mouths. Seeing the sheep's mouth moving, the new official asked: Why does the dog's mouth keep moving? The captain replied that the dog was chewing maggots.

Laugh at a fool

Once upon a time, there was a thief who often had money to buy things. A fool envied him very much and once asked him: How could you steal? The thief replied: I am good at stealing for only one reason: whenever I steal other people's property, I will put a branch made of crows and magpies in my hand so that others can't see me. Fools believe what thieves say.

One day, he really went to the crow's nest, holding a branch in his hand, and then went to a family to steal property, and was caught and beaten. When being beaten, the fool also said: I was beaten down by you, and you couldn't see me.

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