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Ji's student evaluation
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Time: March 22, 2006 14:34 Author: Zhao Rui, a college entrance examination student Source: Zhengzhou New Oriental.
No one is very clear about the length of memory. Those pictures that are like one day for many years and those that are like many years every other day are probably the intersection of the same time and the same space, but the people they see are different.
A farewell party actually doesn't have much memory value. Few people's memories consist of a series of farewells, but it is precisely because of the significance of getting along with each other at ordinary times that the final party becomes very important. There are also some grand farewells, which are not based on real life and have become games and dreams.
Fortunately, although yesterday's gala programs were prepared too hastily, many of them became a farce full of loopholes. However, because everyone sincerely came to make a final memorial for their loved ones, all the flaws were worthy of forgiveness, and the gala was slightly warm.
It's hard to imagine that Mr. Ji only gave us ten lessons, but in these ten lessons, we magically changed from strangeness at first to reluctance now. Although he has a wife, it still does not prevent girls from admiring him like a raging river, and of course there are boys.
When the word "Mr. Ji" is drawn from the pen, there is a big gap between feeling and reality, and how to call him is a headache. The full name "Ji" has a funny effect on reading. Usually call him a teacher, but writing on paper is too monotonous and boring. Calling him "Huahua" is like the name of an animal. His beautiful young wife probably doesn't agree, so we have to use "he" instead!
I still remember his first class. After two classes, everyone gave him a thumbs-up, and the more he looked, the more handsome he became. He seldom tells jokes in class. All the jokes are cold and humorous, but we like his class. As he said, he not only teaches English, but also wants us to see the culture and ideas behind the language. If I have to find a word to describe him, I want to say that he is a person with characteristics.
Needless to say, he has a good command of English. Just enter his name online and press search (although I don't know if it's him who will have his driver's license revoked soon). Many people have rich experiences and wise minds, but they won't leave a deep impression like him. He has read many books, and it is not unusual to pick up fragments from many books, but those sentences come out of his mouth and hit the nail on the head. This is his characteristic. For example, he quoted the paragraph "put your hand on your chest and feel your heartbeat." This is actually the clock of life that starts ticking at the moment we leave it. " Day. It will stop, and there is nothing I can do about it. "It actually made me think for a long time. If I read this sentence in a book, I may just skim it.
On Monday afternoon, the head teacher informed me that Mr. Ji would leave on Friday. Let's prepare a farewell party for him, which kept me depressed until Wednesday. If I hadn't been busy arranging programs, I would have been depressed until today. It is rare to meet several good teachers in life. This "good" has a specific meaning. Our lives with him are two parallel lines. If we were not walked, or walked into this class in New Oriental, or he didn't become our teacher because of other official duties. There are too many factors that can stop the fate between us and his ten classes, but it did happen. He really won a sincere "teacher" for us in just ten classes. Our future lives should be parallel, and it is very likely that many of us will never see him in this life. As an ordinary member of the ordinary class of tens of thousands of students he has taught, we don't expect him to remember us firmly, but he has painted a colorful picture of our life, which has made us very satisfied.
Yes, he just has this trait, which is touching and memorable. And this trait of his should come from his frankness to himself. From his class, we can clearly feel his love for language, his persistence in goals and his reflection on life.
His class was over. Although this fact made everyone sad, we performed a program for him before he left. Although it was lame, it was sincere. Among them, in the short play Snow White, Guo Ce wore a silk scarf. When he fell to the ground and became a "dead body", the silk scarf just turned from the back of his head to his face and became a standard "mortuary" style. He doesn't know how many times he has practiced this trick at home. Also, our group rehearses for one or two hours after school at noon and afternoon every day, so there are no big mistakes in the final performance, which makes my team leader quite gratified. Our lovely Shen Shuang spent more than ten hours at home looking for information in order to make slides for the program. Although some of them were selected in the end, they were not completed because of time. Every day during recess this week, every group is actively discussing, which is really touching. I don't know how many people have worked hard for what I have seen and what I have never seen. Everyone wants to give him the best program to repay the wonderful things he has brought us.
Now that he has arrived home, we gave him the best gift-the most sincere heart, accompanied him forward, and at the same time left his touch on us, giving ourselves the courage to face the unknown future. Although we just gather at the intersection of time and space of ten classes, it will be a vivid memory for all of us! Bless teacher Ji! ! Bless all students! ! !
In addition, I was deeply touched by what Mr. Ji said. He said:
"From being young and frivolous all the way to the present, everyone has paid too much for growth.
It's not easy to walk all the way, so leave some memories to savor. "
The young man with a pointed face above is called Ji. I'm glad I met such an excellent teacher when I first entered the New Oriental classroom. In fact, the definition of an excellent teacher itself is not clear, because its characteristics that vary from person to person are too obvious. Brother Ji certainly has some characteristics of an excellent teacher required by the mainstream values of society-healthy and upward external charm, slow and steady teaching style, deep knowledge reserve and so on. ...
However, as a China student who has been a teacher for twelve years, I don't think these are enough to impress me. What really touched me was his attitude towards himself and his strong desire to influence everyone with this attitude.
Male ... A boy of 18 years old who fell in front of the college entrance examination wooden bridge will still have such a bright smile on his face when he slowly puts away his backpack and embarks on the road of chasing dreams? What kind of hardships did a young man experience in building himself into an English teacher in New Oriental in two years? I can't even imagine it for him.
I have always admitted that I am not interested in languages. There is no reason for this lack of interest, just as there is no reason for my interest in mathematics. I still stubbornly believe that people's interests are predestined, and it is useless to cultivate them hard. However, after my experience in New Oriental these days, I think it's time to curb my contempt for English.
It's hard to imagine that Mr. Ji only gave us 18 days of class, but in this 18 days of class, we magically changed from strangeness at first to reluctance now. Although he has a wife, it still does not prevent girls from admiring him like a raging river, and of course there are boys.
At the beginning of the class, I was annoyed at the thought of staying up late for 18 days. It was his enthusiasm and exciting passion that changed my mind! Yes, he just has this trait, which is touching and memorable. And this trait of his should come from his frankness to himself. From his class, we can clearly feel his love for language, his persistence in goals and his reflection on life. Although he is thin ... he seems to have a large lung capacity. His thin mouth kept moving during class. He never seems to know what tiredness is! But in fact, he said that he was too lazy to say a word when he got home because he spent all his energy in class. He also joked that his mother wondered if he had depression. Although it was a joke, I believe he really spent all his energy and language in class. I can also imagine how tired he was when he got home (no wonder he was so thin)!
In the next few days, Mr. Ji taught a TOEFL morning class in another campus. He has to talk for seven and a half hours a day, and he has to catch up in the middle, so he doesn't even have time to eat. And his physical strength and energy are obviously not as good as those of the previous days, but he has been supporting. Later, there was something wrong with his throat. Although I can hear that he is trying to suppress his cough every time, he often can't help coughing, because his throat is getting worse and worse, and he has to say sorry to us every time he coughs! This makes me feel particularly uncomfortable. It's not you who should apologize. You did this to teach us. We should say sorry!
Today, class is over! Your last deep bow made me feel distressed, and my tears almost came out. We should bow! After class, everyone swarmed and signed photos. If it is not so admirable, how can it be so reluctant? Although I hate to part with it, I can at least give you a rest after class ~ enough!
Finally, I want to say to you again: thank you!
When I mentioned Ji, many pictures came to my mind. . .
When the lecture reached its climax, I stood on tiptoe with excitement. . .
Holding a microphone in his left hand, his right hand gesticulated as if explaining something. . .
Because I was late for the traffic jam and didn't have time to eat, I had to ask everyone, "Who brought cookies?"
If you are ten minutes late for class, you must make it up. . .
Every time I shout "administrator, help me change the battery!" " The battery of the microphone seems to be dead after a few words.
Speaking of Forrest Gump, he seems to have remembered all the plots clearly, and even recited them word for word. ...
Speaking of going to the hero's press conference, I saw Maggie Cheung and Zhang Ziyi. . .
-Speaking of getting up early to practice listening and pronunciation at Van Gogh College. . .
-Thin figure, always likes to stand up the collar of his shirt, but the collar often "falls in" haha, but he just has a special temperament that attracts us all to listen to his lectures carefully, and he always follows Lao Ji as an overall lineup from beginning to end. . .
We laughed with him for 18 days, as if in the blink of an eye. I remember that he sang three songs for us, and each time he sang better. . . Hehe, my wife has a beautiful voice and should be able to be a tutor. ......
-I really don't want to be apart from you. -Teacher Ji. . .
Although you are leaving, you don't know our names yet, and it's hard to hear your lectures again ... but we will always remember what you said to you. . . Go ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Thinking about the songs he sang, I am a kite. On the way, the theme song of the lion king, Aladdin, a new day has come, and I don't know if he chose that song when I left. It seems that every song has something to do with his life. Didn't he fly like a kite in these 26 years? Pursuing my dream, but lonely (fortunately, I have a wife to accompany me now), I still fly bravely, fly over despair and fly to the paradise in my heart.
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