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What can poetry lovers who hate the seven laws write?
(Note: This person is single. Hahaha)
People need tea poems. Words, colors, smells and tastes must be felt through eyes, ears, mouth, nose, tongue and mind. Luo recommended Yu. Let's take Lu Tong's poem "Writing a Letter to Xie Meng and Persuading to Send New Tea" as an example. I am even more proud. Naizuo
Living in curtains with four walls. The grass color attacks people, and the wind is everywhere.
You can make tea, Xiaoye. So I taught my guests to interpret the form of labor.
A pot of fresh fragrance comes first. When you are empty, seven bowls are lightly tucked under your arm.
Trance, Qingming, making friends with Grain Rain. Read Huang Ting in GV.
spring
Time watched the geese fly in surprise. Children's laughter refers to spring return.
The thatched cottage is being occupied by the respondents. The poor will also make a mess of wine.
Ancient trees rise and fall, and they are believed to be true. The ups and downs of life are inorganic.
Yin Tian, a tree can blossom. Keep your voice down.
Suddenly I heard the sound of the city outside the window and thought of the wind blowing in the yard when I was a child.
Come to Xia Feng when you hear the sound of the city. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
Dense leaves meet bluebirds. Every time a group of flowers sends purple incense back.
Rain and snow are out of thin air. A cool mug.
My brother is the only one left in the yard today. Old trees eat each other.
Gains and losses of listening to the Analects of Confucius
How can you listen to profit and loss? Fine push is the sound of falling flowers.
Tall buildings are not necessarily thousands of miles poor. Potential things must be noticed.
It is cloudy and rainy at sunset. The light is dim, the old shadows are sparse, and the stars are sparse.
A person is as free as the moon. Between the wind and the grass, it becomes stronger.
Xintong is one of two songs.
The thatched cottage became sparse in the evening rain. What was Shaoling's life like in his later years?
Birds with nests at the bottom of leaves give birth to jade feathers. Immigrants in Shu sing new poems.
It's hard to be pitied and hard to be fucked. It is best to move to Changchun Street.
There are many days and nights in the palace. Once you grow up, you have nine branches.
Meng Jiangnan
The running water rowed the boat into the depths of green. The water beside the boat touches people's hearts.
Beauty is so clear. Tourists come here by boat.
During the day, the sky is clear and birds fly high. Blue waves have nothing to worry about.
Wu Ji is more beautiful today. Red clothes know ancient and modern times.
Looking back when I was a child, Sophora japonica bloomed.
There are white trees in front of the old house. Huai knows that when he dies, autumn flowers will bloom.
Ten years old, I am floating in the clouds. The wind is blowing and the sun is setting.
Do you have any cream to go with ugliness? Finally, I had to raise Ting Anne by myself.
Teenagers are always slack. Mankind has provoked the world today.
Waiting in the morning suddenly reminded me of Zi 'an.
Send you to your birthday. Su Suqiu Yin people do very little.
It is a feeling of waking up after drinking. The number of long-distance trains is not clear.
A line of geese has disappeared in the clouds for a long time. Wan Li love still flows on the river.
Independent platform smells iron flute. The new sound will not weaken the old one.
torrential rain
In August, Kun died in a dangerous building. Nine schools filled a door with the sound of waves.
Cities fall into the sky and even the sea and mountains. Rain and heaven and earth enter the high muddy.
Hongbo has not changed his understanding of Yao Shi. Shunzhi should be able to handle Yu Sun.
Digging power is especially needed on this day. Don't be deeply grateful to Xia Jie.
Gong Zheng saw the clue in autumn in Guangzhou.
Gong Zheng's wine is ripe for chicken and millet. Recommend dates and melons in Yeke Garden.
Chun Lv should be an old maple leaf. Autumn is as red as Yushan Xia.
When the Millennium begins to knot. It's cold in the south.
Don't drink too much. Liu Ling can make a city full of flowers.
Rereading Shao Xun's Invitation to Drink
I haven't heard from you since I got drunk last year. Today's news communication glass.
Wild geese fly in the autumn wind on the river. The Tianya gentleman can return.
If you want pity, you need to take a bus quickly. Older, sadder, life-threatening.
I can't see it in the east of Weibei River. Sing Su Li and Wandering slowly.
Cherish the ancients
Hundreds of miles away is really ugly. The World Garden is better today.
Let you have confidence in Leiyang County. The white horse falls on the phoenix slope first.
There's nothing to say after that. Nursery rhymes remember Hanzhong songs.
Wolong still lacks longevity and merit. Angel Shucheng belongs to Jin Ge.
Qiuxing
Pingliang comes out in August. Yangcheng is full and cicadas sing clearly.
Listen to the air and sound. You must play fifty strings in the distance.
Tibetan lobular flower red pendant powder. Deep alley, smoke fills the air.
The melons and fruits in the east are all newly picked. If you want to buy more, try to pawn a few dollars.
Mid-Autumn Festival
The number of tourists in this border town is stagnant. Drunk revelry is endless.
I will wake up when I sleep. Don't. Gradually sad, I remember when I was old.
Advise the flowers to drink a few words. Four or five times on the moon.
Friends and relatives are far away. You should be compassionate and affectionate.
Congestion is hard to get rid of, and boredom is hard to get rid of.
The world is reduced to people. Tidal clouds and wet rain bodies are difficult to remove.
The temporary atmosphere nourishes the evil soul and poison. A few days off, brother.
All the ridges belong to the bright moon. Jiangnan is not used to the sound of autumn.
I want a large glass of wine to drive away a serious illness. Birds are light before drinking water.
Eight poems in Yushan rhyme with autumn and prosperity.
The sword door is full of Qiu Guang. There are three mountains on the sea. Look green.
How difficult personnel are. The wind is light and the clouds are green.
Chongyang chrysanthemum tears break first. A series of ships and rivers do not violate.
Mo Wen jiajia wine Changshu branch. And the fat of fish is eclipsed every day.
The mountains in the north of Yushan Mountain are broken. The ancient temple meditation room is covered with flowers and trees.
When did the Qing Dynasty suddenly come? Gao Lin sees no sorrow.
A few times, the bent needle sounded empty. There are only a few seagulls left after hearing everything.
Flying around, what I look like. Even less interested in an imperial country.
The shape is better than the southeast Taibo Gong. Zhong Yong's portrait is on the stone gate.
Dew grass with golden stem. Tomb scattered flat Yu Lin garden style.
The mountain of Qi Emperor is deep and purple. The words of the remnant tablet are small and dark red.
I am Wuyue. The stick suddenly hit the old man.
Chan Sing
It rains all day in Lingnan. It's refreshing to have your own future.
The trees in the distance are always green. Short clouds and snow kill.
It's too late to wait for guests. Want to live at the end of the world.
This is always the experience. Whispering through roadside eyes.
Free from boredom
Time is a long time ago. Huacheng is sunny every day.
The grass trees in Yunfu have a fine spring breeze. Rain provides people with sea and air.
Mr. Shi Shuo suspects a white horse. Rumor has it that the Queen Mother has a green bird.
Chushan used to be the land of the sky. I want to play the piano with E Huang more often.
thought of love
It will clear up when the spring rain begins. Why sit in the Flower City on Saturday?
You can eat gold and silver on the balcony. Shui Mu knows all about fish and birds.
Peep at the beautiful woman's color photos. Free children fold red English.
I walked from an endless stream to the garden. I envy you two for saying goodbye to each other.
Guangzhou intends to return.
Spring goes and spring comes. By the window, fly as fast as you can.
Dark green trees and clouds. I walked around the rooftop.
If you work late, it will be sunny that day. After light clothes, there are more colorful clothes.
Ken and Yangcheng finished watching all this. The south wind blows straight back.
Lazy bed
Qingming is better than rainy day. I like rain when I sleep in bed.
Animals can't keep their necks stable. The flowers in the wind are full of the fragrance of the forest.
The fairy mountain on the sea is so secret. Secular things are not negotiable.
Take a nap and lie high. Full of star poems to the thatched cottage.
Xia Ting
A wisp of spring day passes through the ivy. The sky looks as thin as ice.
Old trees and dead branches were fine last year. It rained in Wei Yun last night.
There are many melodies in the sound of birds. Huang Chu, a young leaf, not green.
It is lazy to lie on a stone and look at the edge of a flower. Never disturb a good friend.
Baiyun Mountain
Baiyun Mountain fills the sky. Bi Haitao fell back and broke the sound.
Nanyue City has a wide river. It rains very little in Beijing.
The old dragon landed on the Qingfeng Mountain. Yellow birds are hanging in the air.
Are there any visitors? You can't hide your feelings when the wind blows.
Wuxi
Five mountains and rivers are rippling in the spring breeze. The huge smoke disappeared.
The road turns to rain. People enter the clouds from the outside.
Jiangcun Jinkeyuan incense paper. The Qin family is self-connected by the wild road.
Chuze looked back thousands of miles. Pulsatilla chinensis in Ming dynasty.
summer
Summer begins, spring grows, trees are deep and green. White clouds cross each other during the day.
A bird lays a thousand lines of grass in the shade of the city. The wading wind returned to dullness.
Want to know the high wall Zoulu Hall. There is no boy who is more eager to go to court than him.
Ordinary old houses have been taken away. Point out new flowers and doubt old ones.
Wang Qiu
Sit and watch for a long time in sunny autumn. Lonely clouds * * * wind finally.
I forgot that the green trees fall down every time. It is romantic to laugh at birds.
Haike talks a lot. The host doesn't know the width of the glass.
Frosted pears and dates are really delicious. Modao, it's hard to go here.
Visit Xuanwu Lake in autumn.
The wind turned the lake blue. Cover the clouds and light the wind.
Visitors to empty pavilions are lazy. Sunset willows are fragrant with lotus seeds.
Cicadas still gather on their temples. What are the fallen leaves like poplars?
Thinking that the festival is coming at night. Sadly, the air gets cold in autumn.
Mid-Autumn Festival
Do it again, three or five things are in a hurry. Mid-Autumn Festival in August, I miss my hometown.
You must be drunk on this occasion. Everyone can be persuaded.
The moon is bright and the night is clear after the rain. The old phoenix tree is suitable for the phoenix.
Che Majiang no longer talks to himself. Liu Lang went crazy again last year.
There is a garden where you can lie down and work all day.
Wooden chairs are like home. Why are you lazy and tired of this world?
Insects and birds call for seasons. Yellow leaves and autumn wind have a sense of things.
After settlement, bamboo shadows will gather and disperse. The sun is flying and the shadow is inclined to the west.
I can't think about it over and over again. If you can't see everything, you will.
draw
I don't know if the years are new. This year is different from last year.
Black hair is hard to bully. I want to avoid the pale face and be closer to the old one.
Laugh, smile and be friendly. There is no way to lean on flowers and trees.
Empty talk is a good son and daughter. Why did you leave home at the age of fifty?
Ouhuai
The yellow crane flies to the clouds on the ridge. You might hear from an old friend.
Lean on the shelf and get your wine. What happened? The sky is changing.
White grass and autumn wind worry about several things. Xia Hong threw thousands of lines at night.
Poor Wan Li left no trace. As soon as the meeting was over, we parted.
fifty
Fifty, sir, sixty cents. Ten years of hard work to repay patients.
I don't want to get old for my family. I don't know how to quit my job except 18 years old.
I have worshipped Nanshan for a long time. Worried about going back to the East China Sea.
There is no reward for kindness in a person's life. Only between children at the knees.
white snow
In the past ten years, the snow has completely disappeared. Wan Li's youth is further away.
Wang Yuan always doubts New Year's Day. Homesickness is the tide in Zhejiang.
My hometown is eager for fame and fortune. The anti-ambition period is like white chess.
The frost is short in front of the old door. Who cares about wicker?
fetch a ticket
Old customers in the Jianghu. I am very happy to pick up tickets this year.
The train must have the letter as scheduled. Snow should stay away from people.
Let's talk about duckweed drifting. There is no doubt that Nanpu is north of Lin Chun.
Deep feelings and great thoughts finally meet. Drinking wine can attract neighbors.
On the river
Flowers bloom and fall on the river, which makes the guests worry. All the scenery in the river is closed.
The oil wall from afar is none of my business. East to Qiantang infinite flow.
Skilled hands usually lean on horses. Sad 800 wants to cook cattle.
I don't want to see you today. Fourteen confident and cold states.
... years old
Leave home every year and return every year. Spring grass in the pond is illegal.
The old dog at the head of the village will finally bark. The newborn in the alley is very fat now.
It is cloudy and desert everywhere. It rained at night.
Neighbor Weng also asked about the future. Mandao is ancient and rare next year.
In the first month, there are poems in the pear garden after the poetry meeting.
The purple in Dongcheng rises in spring. The green trees are covered with colored lights.
The shadow is quiet, and the new sky is swimming and thinking. The clouds have opened and the warm wind is getting stronger.
Hanlin's pen and brush are perfect. Luan drives a phoenix.
The pure heart of the Lord is so old. The actor tried to get through.
Eight poems of Chunxing
Flowers are scattered like snow in Hangzhou. Climb the twelfth floor every day.
Tidal waves on the river bank are associated with trees. Far from the world, people float on the moon.
The new makeup still feels cold. Who is traveling in RoyceWong?
The most beautiful spring clouds fly. The scenery in the city is full of sadness.
Even the sky and rivers are full of surging waves. It is impossible to take a boat.
When it rains heavily and low, birds can fly. The old man thinks the fishing line is very long.
The back of the fishbone is wavy and black. The flowers of willow and poplar have yellow branches and leaves.
I have always admired the ease of travel. Apricot shirt and then go to Fang Xin.
A thousand lights shone through the window. Birds are chirping their chickens.
It's raining and the trees are full. Tianhua Jinyuan embroidery clothing.
The wind turned white and swept away the yellow leaves. The grass is good, Zhu Hua has purple stems.
Through the forest, down the river. Big Wuyuan is little Wusheng.
Jiangnan jiangbei is far away. Spring is long, Sichuan meets wicker.
Chu water fell from the sky. Wu Feng pleaded with Cao Lai many times.
Welcome guests for thousands of years. Recalling the past, dancing Jiu Shao in Lin 'an.
Chen has visited a scenic spot since ancient times. West Lake wants to go to Mulan radiation line.
Yesterday, flowers bloomed like fire. It's raining more eastward today.
All the evil trees in the field are xuande. A good prospect knows his age.
Wei eats the world. Taoyuan Yi Wuling Zhong.
Qing and solar terms meet. Pay attention to children and old people.
draw
Dismantle General 60. Young people in Yi Rong's new works.
I am confident in the spring breeze and ride very fast. Hu riding sorrow must avoid Qin.
Put up with lying in a remote village for the elderly. Today I voted for Donghai Wei's guest.
It's hard to separate. Children have been praising LAM Raymond all their lives.
early blossoming
Early flowers are full of joy, and summer flowers are full of joy.
Deep trees and flowing warblers are green, and several guests recommend new Dan.
It is known that the shuttle bus is in a hurry and has a wide distance.
If you eat well during the trip, you can relax your eyes and you don't need to stay in Jianggan.
Tingtao
Liu Pu seems to have cleared up again. Tao listens to Wan Li every day.
A stone sits on a messenger wire and a bamboo pole to fish. There is nothing in the canal, sometimes it is just a cup.
It's good to release the river and sea ichthyosaurs. All the waves are open.
Come out early, and it will be dawn forever. The world is in a storm.
Pay by yourself
Ten years before the warehouse. Sooner or later, the wind will blow all the way to your heart.
The air in autumn gradually fades and the new leaves turn green. Wild smoke has invaded my mountain for a long time.
Can attract brothers to lack glasses. Has fallen for many years.
Boss, there's nothing to be sad about. The rest of my life is more valuable than gold.
Autumn is still far away.
Jiangnan jiangbei looks faint. Every time you want to visit your lover, you break it.
The trees in the garden are red and dark yellow. Bai Shanyun flies on nine walls.
The tide was high yesterday, so it was difficult to make an appointment. Yuhang is rainy in autumn.
Send it far away. The bright moon is in the sky.
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