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A charming joke

? ? On the 13 floor of the purgatory tower, the long-awaited voice came from the bell, but she said she had someone she liked. It turned out to be Liu Dizhong.

What's the point of your persistence during this time? After all, he put on the mask of loveless lover's curse. ?

? Out of the purgatory tower, he put the bell in the cupboard and didn't open it again.

But some people are doomed to escape.

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? She tugged at his sleeve and kept talking. That's the same face, naive and simple.

He pushed her hand away and turned away. But he just saved her from being attacked by a bird.

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They searched his house, and while they were talking, Qu Runiao besieged him again. He was injured. Stay where you are. They went after him. ?

She went back and said that she would stay and take care of him. He stared at her face for a while and lost his mind. She wants to take off her mask and heal him. He retreated far away, turned and entered the room, cross-legged pranayama.

? "Phoenix, why are you so sweaty? I can't take care of myself at all. What can you do without me? "

As she spoke, she went to open his clothes and tried to wipe his sweat, but he stopped; She made a face in front of him and then told a funny joke. Seeing him, she still ignored him and magically turned out a handful of flowers for him. ?

But what she said in her mouth was, "In the past, the Sixth Senior Brother was so clever every time, and it worked very well every time." ?

He smelled "Brother Six" and remembered the voice from the voice bell. "I also have someone I like, and I like Brother Six." Somewhere in my heart, I told her coldly

However, in order to chase herself, she fell down the steps and fell to the ground. He couldn't help taking a few steps back, then remembered something and stopped not far from her. ?

? "ChuXuan silence, we shouldn't have any involvement. What are these now? " He asked her psychologically, so he asked himself.

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When he looked at her and said that he would take care of himself, something moved in his heart and he became nervous. ?

The deputy palace master once said that after wearing this lover's curse mask, it will take root and sprout in your body when you are emotional, and three green feathers will grow on your arms. Every time I get hurt, the green feather on my chest will turn into red feather. If you are injured three times, you will die soon. ?

Did he just get hurt, or did the lover curse begin to take root?

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? Hearing that she has been trying to make herself happy, she is ready to let go, but why can't she help being angry with her after hearing "Six Senior Brothers"? ?

When they found out how to control Qu as a bird and beat him, she fell into his arms because she was exhausted. Looking at her in a coma, I have an indescribable feeling in my heart. Little Yin Hua accidentally pulled his sleeve, and the green feathers had begun to appear. ?

He took away Ao Yinjin, who could make a fairy rope, but she accidentally pulled it out and wrapped it in their hands, which she couldn't untie. ?

In the evening, she rested outside the door, and at the other end of the tendon was him in the room. She collapsed in her room after taking a nap, and he asked her to go into the back room to have a rest. The dialogue is as follows:

He clenched his fist and almost blurted out through his teeth: "I don't have time to listen to you and the clock."

? The green feathers on the arm are clearly visible. ?

When she was about to fall asleep, she laid a hand on her. Aoyin's tendon shortened by candlelight, so she was dragged out of bed to the outhouse. She reached out to burn it again. He pulled back and both of them stopped in front of the cabinet. Behind him is a wooden cabinet, but in front of her.

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? She accidentally put her hand on his wound, and he snorted painfully. She quickly unbuttoned his clothes and the wound on his shoulder was clearly visible. She blew up slightly in love, as if this would stop the pain. He looked at her movements, his heart was crisp and numb, and his hand could not help but clench his fist. ?

"Why do you want to do this when you have a private life with others?" He pushed her away after all.

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1) Tuzhen pill and clarification of misunderstanding

He's hurt. She intended to give him poison-avoiding pills, but she took them as Tuzhen pills. When he wakes up, he will answer any questions and tell the truth.

He said he never thought she was a problem, and he always wanted to be with her. ?

She asked him if he really didn't want to see himself and be friends with him.

? He said it was all his own duplicity and self-deception.

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At the dinner table, she said:

I once heard Linglong say, "If you like someone, you just want to see him. If you have a secret, you will want to share it with him. " ?

When Mingxiadong was punished, she always wanted Brother Liu to come early, and she kept the secrets of herself and the mirror of the Eight Wastes with him, so she thought so. Now I want to see the dishes that Brother Liu brought. The secret is no longer a secret. ?

He listened to all this and smiled happily. That night, he asked the cook in the inn to teach him how to cook, just to feed her this food and make her stop thinking about other people's food.

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2) Take off your lover's curse mask

When he wanted to restore her six senses and look for the mirror of ten thousand robberies and eight famines, he was accidentally rushed into the enchantment by the current.

? He didn't wake up, and he was still bleeding under the mask. She took off her mask and put medicine on his wound. When he woke up, she was about to unbutton the front of his clothes. He stopped at once, realized that he had lost his mask and asked her if she had taken it off. ?

After getting a positive answer, he couldn't help hugging her from behind. Because only the right people can take off their masks and they like each other. ?

Two people sit next to each other at night, perhaps when feelings spread. He wanted to kiss her, but he was so nervous that he closed his eyes before going to her. She kissed him on the cheek first, which made him shy and instantly blushed.

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At the time of rest, she absently brought his coat to him, mumbling way

It's not that he doesn't understand love. The person he loves looks like this. He stretched out his hand and gently rubbed her hand, psychological way:

You always test me like this. I am not a saint. If this continues, I'm afraid I can't hold on any longer.

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3) Confessions of Fuyu Island

The two of them were entrusted by people to send tokens to Fuyu Island. ?

But when the island owner was drugged, he saw at a glance that he was called to the boudoir by the island owner's wife and said that he had something important to discuss with her. The island owner came over, and his wife said that Sifeng had bad ideas for her. ?

But she said, "Even if Sifeng has a good impression on his wife, she will think of a more comprehensive way and will not do anything bad to win people's love."

? "Hey, it doesn't matter to me whether other women are beautiful or not." This is his answer.

When the island owner was about to be hurt by his wife, they revealed the truth, but the island owner who loved his wife did not pursue it.

? On the way back, Xuan Ji didn't understand what the island owner did. Si Feng said: "If you really like someone, you will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss."

Maybe he, like the island owner, invited Xuan Ji to drink with him. He picked a jar of newly brewed Baihua sake and wrote a golden "I like you, I don't know you" at the bottom of the jar. I wanted to watch the moon and the sea and drink with her, but someone disturbed me and changed the location to the house. ?

He didn't want others to see the secrets in the altar. He figured out what the winner would drink. He always won, and he left the last bite. He let Xuan Ji win, but the jar was taken away by the opposite person. In her hand, there is nothing. ?

He was too depressed to speak. After drinking a lot, she tried to drag him back to his room to rest, but he pulled her to stop him from leaving.

He said, "Xuan Ji, why do you always enter people's hearts so brazenly?" Now that you have taken off my mask, you must be responsible for me. " ?

She replied, "Yes, I am responsible for you. You are drunk, go back to your room and rest first. " ?

He looked at her slightly drunk, took her hand and pressed it to his heart. The violent beating made her a little scared and asked him, "Sifeng, are you sick?" Why is the heart beating so fast? " ?

She took him outside and said that she would take him to see a doctor. In mid-air, he hugged her backhand, and they slowly fell to the ground and lay on the ground. He turned over and looked at her. It is this face that keeps people awake at night. He leaned down to kiss her, and she suddenly yawned. The flowers around him are too fragrant.

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? When they walked to the house, they saw a marriage stone in the front yard, which was said to be the owner of the marriage. Two people who are destined to be together are shrouded in light at the same time. He insisted on trying with her, but they all responded. He said angrily, it's fake. It broke the stone and had to be demolished.

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When he left the palace, he wanted to listen to the arrangement of the master and go down the mountain to have a good experience. He wanted to forget that heartless man, but he met him.

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I want to alienate and ignore, but I am still worried and moved for her again and again;

Knowing that once you put on your lover's curse mask, you can't be emotional, but you can't help it again and again;

Obviously, I wanted to bless her and Yan Min, but when I heard that this was a misunderstanding, I couldn't help being happy. ?

Some people may be your robbers. If you can't avoid them, don't avoid them.

He wants to find the six senses with her, and he believes that they will be together.