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Confucius went whoring and met a stone. Stone said: it is predestined friends to meet thousands of miles away, and 200 yuan is not expensive! Confucius said: Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about fifty dollars? Shi said to him: If you want to pass Yumen Pass, you have to walk at least 130 Li! Confucius said: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Can we do it for eighty dollars? Stone is speechless! Confucius also said: The world has its own true feelings. Today I only brought 90 yuan! Shi was furious and roared: I blocked tomorrow with my youth, and losing a hundred is also treacherous! Confucius said with a smile: Lushui couples also have feelings. Can we lose another ten dollars? Shi sighed: Why do we meet? You say 90 is 90.

The geography teacher asked the students, where does this river go?

A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward.

The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky?

That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou.

The teacher is short of breath: get out!

Student: Just leave.

The teacher said helplessly, are you sick?

Student: You have everything I have!

Teacher: Try again. .....

Student: shout when you see an uneven road!

Teacher: Do you believe I hit you?

Student: Do it when you should. ...

The teacher was angry: I told you to drop out of school!

Student: Rush into Kyushu!

Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang. One day, when he died, his family shouted at his grave, "Cool, cool, cool ……" Passers-by asked, "What's the matter? Why is it cold?" His family said, "That's awesome, that's awesome ..."

Mr. Huang loves revolution. He named his son Jun in memory of the Red Army. One day, he sent his son to class. When he saw the No.8 bus coming into the station, he shouted to his son, Huang Jun, run! Here comes the 8th!

When I first entered school, the whole class introduced themselves on the platform: "My name is You Yongzhi, I come from Beijing, and I love playing chess!" Then I went down. The next one is a girl. The girl shyly stepped onto the platform and introduced herself with trepidation: "My name is Shakuyaku ... I like swimming ..."

Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on 10 floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the ninth floor ... Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang there?" The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel department." No, Wang: "Ah! ! ?" When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to see him off. ""It doesn't matter, you can go down and look for him. "

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