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Ask to tell a humorous story about five minutes of oral English.

Humorous stories:

Speaking of being a man. People get to know each other through communication and get to know each other better through getting along. If you don't say a word, who knows what you are thinking? If you want others to know you, you must stand up and say it. Excessive self-expression is naturally bad, but silence is also bad.

The Price for Silence

A former colleague got the year-end comment: excellent business and serious attitude. We need to make persistent efforts in expression in the future.

It turns out that he is all right, except that he is silent all day, plus a serious expression, which gives people the feeling of 1 being unpredictable. Since we can't figure it out, we should take more precautions. Therefore, as long as he is present, the air is particularly dignified.

If you talk too little, you will suffer a big loss. After three years in the company, watching other colleagues get promoted one after another, he stood still. The reason is actually very simple. Everyone thought it was air. The boss wouldn't remember such a person if he didn't think about what he was doing. During the meeting, dinner, work and leisure, everyone was gossiping, but he was silent in the corner. The most unique time is when the company organizes collective activities. The boss counted and found that 1 person was missing. This time he spoke: and me.

Working in a big company will make you sad because of many strange things. Poor English makes you sad, poor education makes you sad, ugly makes you sad, and too few words makes you even sadder.

It serves you right to be sad. Who told you not to take care of other people's feelings? Everyone is telling jokes, but you are the only one with a straight face. Do you think this joke is too vulgar? Do you have a problem with people who tell jokes? Are you disgusted with this atmosphere? Or do you feel superior?

Somehow, people have so many bad feelings. I'm afraid this is unexpected for people who don't talk much.

Recently, I met with the senior representative of 1. 28 years old, has achieved the position of sales director in East China. After contact, I feel that her greatest magic weapon is to talk a lot. Only ten minutes after we met, she talked about the Chinese medicine clinic she was seeing recently from the suspicious short message in her husband's hand, and enthusiastically copied the number to me, so that I could get ready and introduce it to my friends someday. "Helping others is helping yourself!" She didn't forget to analyze herself. "I am a person with low IQ but good EQ. People are always happy when they are with me. " In fact, many of her clients are her good friends now.

The old classmates who are studying MBA now focus on "expressing themselves". Their teacher not only forced them to express their views, but also encouraged them to stand up and speak, even standing on the table waving their arms. If you don't say it, you won't get credit. He never likes answering questions in class. In order to live up to the high tuition, he has to declare war on himself.

If you want to be recognized by others, you must first transform yourself. If you don't even want to make this effort, how can you expect to achieve something?

Speech, also known as speech or speech, refers to a kind of language communication activity in public places, in which vocal language is the main means and body language is the auxiliary means to clearly and completely express one's views and opinions, clarify things or express emotions, and carry out propaganda and agitation for a specific problem.

Generally speaking, there are four kinds: reading speeches, reciting speeches, outlining speeches and impromptu speeches.