Kindergarten joke story

Kindergarten joke story daquan: mother told the baby that she was very bitter when she was a child, and she was very thirsty when she walked on the road, and she didn't even have a mouthful of water. The baby is puzzled and asks: Then why don't you drink your own boobs when you have no water? More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Kindergarten joke story encyclopedia (1) 1, taking my seven-year-old son shopping, he took a fancy to a brand-name dress and insisted on buying it.

I said:? It's too expensive for us to buy. ?

The son pursed his lips. We have a lot of money on our card. How can we not afford a suit? ?

I explained:? That's for you to buy a house and marry a wife. ?

The son pouted and said, you are lying. ?

I sincerely said: son, I really didn't lie to you. ?

The son confidently retorted:? Then let me ask you, who is my wife? When did she say that she wanted a house?

My daughter is two and a half years old. I taught her to brush her teeth, starting with gargling, but I couldn't teach her anything. My daughter always swallows the water in her mouth, and when she sees a glass of water, it's gone. I want to teach it again. . .

My daughter patted her belly and said to me:? Dad, you brush, I don't brush, I'm full?

Today, I was playing games in the Internet cafe, and a child's phone rang. Speaking of which, I'm making up lessons at my teacher's house. I shouted: webmaster, bring a pack of cigarettes.

After a while, my wife called, but the child shouted: Boss, check out on 3 18! ! !

Damn it, children are not easy to mess with.

4. A female colleague has a very naughty son. Angry, she often said that it would be nice to have a girl.

One day, the little boy danced around the room in her skirt. When she saw her mother, she shouted, Mom, look, did you give birth to a girl or me? . .

When my son was four years old, he loved KFC very much. In order not to make my son infatuated with KFC, I took him to eat for a week. Now I want to throw up when I see KFC. . .

Just as I was about to applaud my wit, my son said, Dad, let's go to McDonald's. . .

Kindergarten joke story encyclopedia (2) 1, my son likes to eat cakes, and there are only two pieces left at a time. He asked me, mom, can I have two tablets?

I said: Of course!

I picked up a piece and put it in my mouth. I cut the remaining piece into two pieces with a knife and said to my son, here are your two cakes.

My son cried with a wow!

2, the mother told the baby that it was very bitter when I was a child. I picked soybeans for tofu, and I was so thirsty when I walked on the road that I didn't even have a sip of water.

The baby is puzzled and asks:? Then why don't you drink your own boobs when you have no water?

My daughter likes watching cartoons. One night, after bedtime, I was still watching. I said to my daughter: watch for another ten minutes, and then go to bed. ?

The daughter said discontentedly:? It's too short. ?

I gave in and said, then watch it for another 600 seconds. Is it long enough?

The daughter quickly replied:? Enough! Enough! ?

4. Mom: Are you reading a book?

Daughter: Yes.

Mom: You can watch it while playing. Can you have a snack?

Daughter: Yes, Mom, I want doughnuts.

Mom. . .

Kindergarten joke story encyclopedia (3) 1, the wife took her son to the supermarket to buy things, and as a result, the wife came back and left her son in the supermarket. . .

I ran quickly to the supermarket. My son was crying when I got to the supermarket. I'm coming. He came over and hugged me and said, Dad, go find mom. I lost my mother?

2. I was making the bed in the morning, and my daughter ran over and said, Mom, I want to take a picture under the pillow.

I feel a kind of joy in my heart. Ah, my daughter likes cleanliness in the first grade of primary school.

But she went on to say: because there are all the boogers I collected last night!

3. Dad: Whose bag is the table?

Me: Fuck you.

... thump ...

Dad: Whose is it?

Me: My aunt's. 555555。

4. I brought my girlfriend home for the first time and the whole family had dinner together. My girlfriend said to her five-year-old nephew, Lele, you are so smart, my aunt will test you! You make words or sentences with spinach, and you can't mention spinach and pineapple in the sentence! Good answer, aunt. Buy you a remote control plane! ?

Lele thought for a moment and said, Aunt's bobo is so big!

I spit out the rice and the air froze in an instant!

Who knows, my girlfriend said: Good boy, my aunt awarded you a remote control car. . .

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