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in me the tiger sniffs the rose

That year, the flowers were not the best, but fortunately, I met you; That year, the flowers bloomed very well, as if they were specially for you; That year, the flowers bloomed very late, but fortunately, you were there.

-Wang Zengqi's Green of the World

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"Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?" The kindergarten teacher asked softly.

"I want to be a teacher, a scientist, a painter and an actor ..." The children scrambled to answer.

"Teacher, I want to marry Wang Rose when I grow up." Zhou Xiaohu stood up and said loudly.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ... Zhou Xiaohu likes Wang Rose ..." The children were amused by Zhou Xiaohu's words.

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Zhou Xiaohu likes Wang Rose. He has liked her since kindergarten.

In kindergarten, Zhou Xiaohu's parents divorced. Zhou Xiaohu heard from grandma that his father had been abducted by a fox.

Xiaoyan doesn't know what a fox is. He only knows that it must be a bad thing. Because after dad left, mom often cried alone. At night, when his mother hugged him to sleep, salty tears dripped on his face several times.

"Your father doesn't want you, you are a child without a father. I won't lend you a toy, "said Zhuang Zhuang, pinching his waist." "

"You talk nonsense. Say it again and I'll hit you." Zhou Xiaohu's face turned red.

"You are a child without a father. My mother said that your parents are divorced. "

Xiao-hu zhou qi lunges and fights with Daqiang. The emaciated Zhou Xiaohu was no match for Da Zhuang at all, and was soon ridden by Da Zhuang.

But just as she was triumphant, a little girl suddenly said, "Wang Dazhuang, if you bully Zhou Xiaohu again, I will tell the teacher." . Let the teacher not give you food.

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Zhou Xiaohu looked up and it turned out to be Wang Rose.

After all, Wang Dazhuang is greedy. When he heard that there was no food, he slipped away at once.

"Are you all right, Zhou Xiaohu?"

"Nothing, thank you."

"You're welcome. The teacher said that children should help each other. "

Zhou Xiaohu looked at Wang Rose's stubborn little face and was moved inexplicably.

"Will that big Zhuang really have no food to eat?"

"You lied to him and told him to bully others."

"Ha ha ha ha ....." Zhou Xiaohu and Wang Rose couldn't help laughing happily together.

Looking at Wang Rose's big eyes and laughing, Zhou Xiaohu suddenly felt that Wang Rose seemed pretty.

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Wang Rose is called Wang Rose because her mother likes roses, but she thinks her daughter's name is a bit corny, and roses belong to Rosaceae, so she named her daughter Wang Rose.

Zhou Xiaohu was named Zhou Xiaohu because he was born weak, and his mother hoped that he would be as strong as a tiger in the future. His name is Zhou Xiaohu.

Wang Rose and Zhou Xiaohu are primary school classmates, and to Wang Xiaohu's delight, the teacher asked him to sit at the same table with Wang Rose. Because Wang Rose is the monitor and studies well, but Zhou Xiaohu always comes last in the class.

Being able to sit at the same table with Wang Rose has become Zhou Xiaohu's motivation to get up early for school every day. He doesn't like studying. He doesn't like school, but there is Wang Rose in the school.

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Every day, Wang Rose urges Zhou Xiaohu to listen carefully and write the homework left by the teacher in Zhou Xiaohu's pad.

And every time it is Wang Rose's turn to be on duty, Zhou Xiaohu will help her take out the garbage and clean the blackboard, because a thank you and a smile from Wang Rose are enough to make him happy all day.

Zhou Xiaohu thought: Wang Rose is the most beautiful girl in the world.

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But one day, as soon as Zhou Xiaohu stepped into the classroom, he saw several big characters written by troublemakers on the blackboard, "Zhou Xiaohu likes Wang Rose."

Zhou Xiaohu quickly wiped the blackboard clean and asked loudly, "Who wrote it?"

The words just fell. Li, the devil in the class, wants to stand up and say, "You are just a rose, otherwise why do you always help her?"

Before Zhou Xiaohu retorted, Wang Rose didn't know when she came into the classroom and said loudly to Li Xiang, "Li Xiang, have you finished your math homework?" Do you want to copy the deskmate again? Talk nonsense when you have time, and think about how to finish your homework. "Say that finish, the king got up and strode to his seat.

Li wants to sit down and start making up yesterday's homework. The classroom is quiet again.

After Zhou Xiaohu sat down, he secretly wrote a note and handed it to Wang Rose.

"Will you be angry with me? Will you ignore me? "

Wang Rose wrote on the back of the note: Of course not, we are good friends.

Zhou Xiaohu looked at the post-it notes, filled with joy: Wang Rose said that we are good friends.

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On the first day, Zhou Xiaohu was surprised to find that Wang Rose was sitting in the first row. He and Wang Rose became classmates again.

What remains unchanged is that Wang Rose still studies very well, and Zhou Xiaohu is still unwilling to learn.

Adolescent Zhou Xiaohu is much taller and thinner than before. Wang Rose, on the other hand, eats herself into a chubby girl in adolescence, and it is easy to go astray.

But Wang Rose is fat in Zhou Xiaohu's eyes, which is different from others. She is still so beautiful.

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Zhou Xiaohu in Wang Rose's heart is a good friend who tells everything. She knows that Zhou Xiaohu will support her no matter right or wrong.

In the third year of high school, everyone began to make the final sprint for the senior high school entrance examination.

Although Zhou Xiaohu knew that he couldn't go to the same high school as Wang Rose, he suddenly realized this year that he still wanted to study hard and die.

One day, when Zhou Xiaohu buried his head in the sea, a note came from the front seat. Zhou Xiaohu opened it and found that it was written to him by Wang Rose.

"Tiger, I seem to like Mu Sen. I always miss him recently, and I can't learn. Just now I looked at his back in a daze. What do you say? "

Looking at this note, Zhou Xiaohu felt a little painful, sad and even a little jealous of Mu Sen, but how can he compare with Jason? He is good-looking and handsome, and many girls in the class like him. Most importantly, Wang Rose likes him, not Zhou Xiaohu.

Zhou Xiaohu wanted to think, and gave Wang Rose a piece of paper.

"Then go to the confession after the exam. With such good grades, you two are sure to go to the same high school. The most important thing for you now is to study hard. "

With the support of Zhou Xiaohu, Wang Rose seems determined to confess after the senior high school entrance examination.

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The difficult senior high school entrance examination will come soon in the busy study every day. This time, Zhou Xiaohu can't be classmates with Wang Rose, because Wang Rose was admitted to the best middle school in the city, and although Zhou Xiaohu worked hard, he was only admitted to an ordinary high school.

On the day of graduation party, Wang Rose drank a little, but she soon looked a little smoky.

Today, Wang Rose decided to confess to her, so she drank wine for the first time to give her the courage to confess for the first time.

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After graduation, everyone is about to step into a new life. Friends who are not familiar with each other at ordinary times also take photos with each other at this time to talk about their yearning for high school.

Just then, Wang Rose came up to him and said, "Can you go out with me?" I want to talk to you.

Still a gentleman as always, he smiled and followed Wang to the outside of the hotel.

"Mu Sen ... that, I ... you ..." Wang Rose, who has always been generous at ordinary times, is a little shy.

"What's the matter, the king rose? What can I do for you? " Mu Sen said with a smile.

"I like you," Wang Rose said loudly with her eyes closed.

Mu Sen some froze, but soon returned to the past calm.

"I'm sorry, Wang Rose. I think the most important thing for us now is to get into a good university. I don't want to talk about feelings now. But thank you. " Mu Sen said these words, and then went back to the hotel to greet his classmates.

Wang Rose stood alone outside, stunned. She kept saying to herself: I was rejected by Mu Sen, because he didn't like me.

After a few minutes, Wang Rose seemed to recover, and a man squatted on the ground with his head in his arms and began to cry.

But she doesn't know that what is more sad than her at the moment is Zhou Xiaohu. From the time they walked out of the hotel to Wang Rose's confession, Zhou Xiaohu saw it in his eyes.

Zhou Xiaohu thought that the arrogant Wang Rose cried because someone didn't like her. But such a good Wang Rose, how can anyone not like her?

Because in Zhou Xiaohu's world, it seems that boys all over the world will compete with him for the king's rose.

Zhou Xiaohu thought, maybe liking someone means that you think she is so good, and others laugh at her, and you also think it is robbing.

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Zhou Xiaohu went over and squatted beside Wang Rose, handed her a tissue and said, Aren't you in high school? That's very kind of you. Maybe he will like you in the future. Don't cry, you are the rose king who is determined to protect world peace.

Listening to Zhou Xiaohu's words, Wang Rose seems to be in a stable mood. She wiped her tears with chubby little hands and sobbed and said, thank you, Zhou Xiaohu. You are really my best friend.

But at the moment, Zhou Xiaohu couldn't help saying silently in his heart: I don't want to be friends with you, I like you, Wang Rose.

But Zhou Xiaohu still didn't say it, because he was afraid that he might not be able to be with Wang Rose like this after he said it.

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Life in high school is busier than that in junior high school, but for Zhou Xiaohu, no matter how busy, it is still difficult, because there is no fat figure of Wang Rose in the classroom.

In the third year of high school, Zhou Xiaohu was far away from school, while Wang Rose chose to live on campus because she wanted to save time on her studies.

But every Sunday, Zhou Xiaohu will visit Wang Rose's school. Every time he goes to Wang Rose's school, he will use his pocket money saved for a week to buy her a bag of snacks that Wang Rose likes to eat.

He knows that Wang Rose likes chocolate pie, alpine candy and tiramisu cake.

He knows that her rose king likes to eat best.

Every time I see Zhou Xiaohu buying food for herself again, Wang Rose will pretend to be angry and warn him that she has become fat and can't eat any more.

But Zhou Xiaohu will smile and say to her: The ball is also a shape. You are cute and fat.

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Time flies, the college entrance examination is coming in a blink of an eye.

One day at Wang Rose's school, Zhou Xiaohu asked Wang Rose where she wanted to enroll in college.

Wang said without thinking: Beijing rose. Because I heard Mason is going to Beijing, I want to be in the same city with him. Maybe he'll like me in college.

After listening, Zhou Xiaohu only said: Beijing is good, where is the capital?

But he also made up his mind to go to Beijing. Wang Rose wants to be closer, and he Zhou Xiaohu just wants to be closer to Wang Rose.

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For the three of them, the college entrance examination is also their wish. Wang Rose and Jason were admitted to universities in Beijing, and Zhou Xiaohu was also admitted to a junior college in Beijing.

Only this time Zhou Xiaohu's school is farther away from Wang Rose's school. Although it is in a city, it is not as easy to get there by bike as in high school.

Zhou Xiaohu still insists on the habit of going to see Wang Rose on Sunday. His kindness to Wang Rose initially made Wang Rose's roommates mistakenly think that Zhou Xiaohu was her boyfriend.

But Wang Rose is as blunt as when she was a child: Zhou Xiaohu is my best friend and best friend.

Wang Rose in college no longer likes eating, because after seeing a girl with legs half as thick as her, she began to realize that she should lose weight, because she didn't think she would like a girl with her figure.

But Wang Rose is so chic and fat in Zhou Xiaohu's eyes, and even her double chin is so beautiful.

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Until one day, Wang Rose seriously told Zhou Xiaohu that she really wanted to lose weight.

In order to lose weight with Wang Rose, Zhou Xiaohu goes to Wang Rose's school to run with her by subway every day after class, and then goes back to her school by subway after running.

Zhou Xiaohu goes to the dormitory every day, so tired that he can fall asleep without taking off his shoes, but the most distressing thing is Wang Rose.

Because Wang Rose is sweating heavily on the playground in order to lose weight, although she is so hungry that her limbs are weak.

Many times Wang Rose cried and said to Zhou Xiaohu when she was so tired that she wanted to give up: I really want to be thin. I am so hungry, Zhou Xiaohu.

Looking at Wang Rose like that, Zhou Xiaohu is really distressed. He said, Wang Rose, you are actually beautiful when you get fat, but others won't appreciate it.

But this time no one can shake Wang's determination to rise. She said she must be very thin.

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A year later, Wang Rose was already a beautiful woman weighing over 100, but she turned out to be a comely woman.

Even though the thin rose is really beautiful, Zhou Xiaohu insists that the fat rose is more beautiful than it is now.

Wang has become much more confident since she lost weight. She said that she finally felt that she could compete with Mu Sen now.

After learning that she was single, Wang Rose began to plan her second confession after the 11th National Congress.

This time, I still encouraged her, but she really began to feel that she should leave Wang Rose's life.

He felt that after all, his rose king needed a better person to take care of her, and she didn't need him.

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Wang Rose 1 1 didn't go home because she was a part-time tutor for several students. Zhou Xiaohu didn't go home to accompany Wang Rose.

But on the first night of the National Day holiday, Zhou Xiaohu received a phone call from Wang Rose.

Wang Rose told Zhou Xiaohu with tears that she had a terrible stomachache in the dormitory, but all her roommates went home for the New Year.

Zhou Xiaohu hung up the phone in a hurry and didn't have time to change clothes and shoes. He casually put on a down jacket and hurried to Wang Rose's school.

Zhou Xiaohu begged his aunt to stay for a while, and the aunt agreed to let him go to Wang Rose's dormitory to give her medicine.

As soon as he entered Wang Rose's bedroom, he saw her curled up on the bed, and her forehead kept sweating.

Zhou Xiaohu quickly poured Wang Rose a cup of hot water and helped her take the medicine.

Wang, who had taken the medicine, got up and seemed to be better. She opened her eyes and looked at Zhou Xiaohu.

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She found Zhou Xiaohu's forehead sweating. Zhou Xiaohu's down jacket is not zipped, only wearing pajamas.

Finding Wang Rose looking at herself, Zhou Xiaohu said shyly, I came in a hurry, so I didn't change my clothes.

"You are not cold, and the down jacket is not pulled up."

"It's not cold, you see I'm sweating."

"Only you care about me the most. Actually, I called Mu Sen, but he said he couldn't come. But I heard someone tell him to come and sing quickly. He seems to be in KTV. " The king said with a choked voice.

"Maybe he really can't afford the time, you don't want to so much. It is the most important thing to raise your body first. " Zhou Xiaohu comforted Wang Rose as before.

"If you are better, I will walk first. I promised my aunt that I would stay for a little while. " Then Zhou Xiaohu got up and left.

"You wait"

"Are you still upset?"

"No, you fool, your shoes are on backwards."

Zhou Xiaohu shyly looked down at the slippers at his feet and said shyly, I was in such a hurry that I didn't look. I'm going to go now. You take good care of yourself. I'll put the medicine on the table for you. I just gave you hot water. Remember to take medicine on time.

Zhou Xiaohu left in a hurry and even almost tripped over a chair.

Wang got up and smiled. She doesn't know what happened. Looking at Zhou Xiaohu's embarrassing appearance, she really has a different feeling from before. It was a feeling that she couldn't say.

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The 11th holiday will be over soon, and tomorrow is the day when Wang Rose tells Zhou Xiaohu for the second time that she is going to tell Jason.

But Wang Rose felt that she didn't look forward to it as before, and seemed to miss Zhou Xiaohu a little.

Zhou Xiaohu, who used to call her often, seems to have never contacted her since the last delivery of medicine.

Wang Rose dialed Zhou Xiaohu's number, but Zhou Xiaohu's phone has been turned off.

This time Wang Rose was afraid, and she really began to worry that something had happened to Zhou Xiaohu.

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Wang Rose went to Zhou Xiaohu's school, but Zhou Xiaohu's roommate said he took a week off, but didn't say where to go. He just said that he was going to travel for fun.

Finally, Zhou Xiaohu's roommate said that Zhou Xiaohu left a letter to Wang Rose.

Wang Rose opened the letter and saw Zhou Xiaohu write in the most neat handwriting in his life:

Rose, when you open this letter, you should have confessed to Mu Sen, and this time you should have confessed successfully. I'm happy for you to be with the person you like.

One day I saw a poem "In my heart, the tiger is smelling the roses." There is a tiger in my heart, smelling the roses.

I was surprised when I first saw this sentence. I feel as if it is talking about us.

Because you don't know, I like you for a long time. Throughout my adolescence, it was just you. But your whole youth, I didn't become your tiger.

I should be happy that someone will take care of you for me in the future. I thought you might not need me, so I decided to leave for a few days.

But I still want to tell you that whether you like me or not, you will always be the rose I want to smell.

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After reading Zhou Xiaohu's letter, Wang Rose's eyes were red. She called Zhou Xiaohu such a fool in her mind. Why didn't she confess earlier? How could she not need him?

She couldn't help but want to call Zhou Xiaohu and tell him that she didn't confess and she liked him. But Zhou Xiaohu's mobile phone still can't get through.

Wang Rose, who returned to the dormitory, was lying in bed, thinking about Zhou Xiaohu, who had been with her all these years, and felt her tears wet the pillow.

Wang Rose sent Zhou Xiaohu a short message with only five words: I didn't confess.

She doesn't know whether Zhou Xiaohu can see it or whether he will contact her after seeing it.

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The next morning, Wang Rose, who had just left the dormitory, saw a man squatting at the door.

It turned out to be Zhou Xiaohu.

Zhou Xiaohu looked up just to see Wang Rose looking at his side, so he quickly stood up and walked towards Wang Rose.

Zhou Xiaohu just walked to the front of Wang Rose, and Wang Rose hugged him tightly and cried.

This is the first time that Wang Rose hugs Zhou Xiaohu. Xiao-hu zhou at a loss, can only stand up straight, said to the king rose:

"Do you really have no confession?"

"didn't go"

"Why, you have always liked Mu Sen, and you have lost weight for him."

"Because I found that I like you."

"What did you say?" Zhou Xiaohu asked doubtfully, and he even felt that he had heard wrong.

"Are you a fool? Did I say I don't need you? I won't confess if you like it. " The king got up angrily and said.

Until this moment, Zhou Xiaohu was sure that Wang Rose was not joking with him.

He choked up a little and said, I'm sorry, it's my fault. I love you, Wang Rose. "

Wang Rose said: Would you like to be my big tiger and love my Bai Yutang forever?

After hearing this, Zhou Xiaohu hugged Wang Rose more tightly and whispered in her ear: Although I don't know how far it will be forever, I am willing to live this life and I am willing to live the next life.