At least three, the more the better, the more urgent! ! ! ! !

Fish shop owner: No. Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard?

Fish shop owner: No Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.

Teacher: What will tadpoles become when they grow up? Xiao Xin: Pan.

Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if this is repeated? " 」

Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment."

Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, someone is injured. What should I do first? " ? 」

Xiao Xin: "I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation. 」

Xiao Xin: "Sister, why do you study so hard? Sister: "It's all because of you. "

Xiao Xin: "Me?" Sister: "yes, there must be someone in our family who has ambition!" 」

Meiya: "I have to go home as soon as the summer school is over." Why not listen? " I hate people who don't come home on time.

Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry? I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! 」

Teacher: "Boys and girls will have secondary sexual characteristics when they reach puberty, and girls' flat breasts will bulge, just like ..."

Xiao Xin: "For example, double airbags"

Xiao Xin: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet."

Teacher: "No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now? " 」

Xiao Xin: "Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!"! 」

Sister: "Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen." Xiao Xin: "I'm flattered. How did you know? 」

Sister: "Anyway, you totally push."

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, look, my sister got 100, and you only got 50." Xiao Xin: "I did as you said."

Meiya: "What did I say? Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, I lost the fight with the kitten last time, and I won this time." Meiya: "Why did you call twice in a row? 」

Xiao Xin: "Didn't you teach me to stand up where I fell?" ! 」

Meiya: "Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers." Xiao Xin: "But my classmates won't go with me."

Meiya: "Why? Xiao Kui: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brothers.

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your art works are so good that the school will send you to the city competition tomorrow." 」

Xiao Xin: "No"

Teacher: "Why? Xiao Xin: My father has done his work. He will go to work tomorrow.

Xiao Kui: "Brother, what if some delinquent teenagers blackmail us?" Xiao Xin: "Catch up with him"

Xiao Kui: "Can you beat them? Xiao Xin: I just need to beat you.

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, you said you must finish everything, and you can't give up halfway, right?" 」

Meiya: "That's right"

Xiao Xin: "This series ends today. You can't stop me from watching. "

Meiya: "It's good to be able to swim" Xiao Xin: "Meichan, you are becoming more and more like a fish"

Meiya: "You mean like a mermaid? Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.

Hongdao: "What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from? 」

Xiao Xin: "I took it in your drawer."

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, you have done your homework well recently." Xiao Xin: "It's all due to the police's anti-vice campaign."

Teacher: "What does sweeping pornography have to do with homework? 」

Xiao Xin: "My dad has no place to go at night, so he has to stare at my homework at home."

Meiya: "Mom and Dad have something to do tonight, and they will be back very late." Xiao Xin: "That will be very tiring! 」

Meiya: "Why? Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.

Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor. Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal! 」

Kitten: "Who are your parents? Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman. 」

Xiao Xin: "Meiya, there is a poor Obasan in the park. I want to help her."

Meiya: "Xiao Xin is really considerate. Give it to her 10 yuan! 」

Meiya: "Hey! Why did you buy sausages? Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages! 」

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, how did you steal your classmate's eraser?" Don't you think about your parents when you do such a thing? 」

Xiao Xin: "I did it after careful consideration. So you don't have to spend your parents' money. "

Teacher: "⌒ Guan? Crane chair? Choose a chair that can get rid of your liver? Choice?

Teacher: "is it because you can't answer the question that you are in a dilemma?" Xiao Xin: "No, the answers of the left and right students are different, which puts me in a dilemma. "

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now you can use an idiom to describe your teacher's happiness. "

Xiao Xin: "Laughing at Jiuquan"

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting point."

Xiao Xin: "I have already lost at the starting point."

Meiya: "What have you lost? Xiao Xin: "Inheritance"

Hongdao: "Look how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it? " Xiao Xin: "At least I can do the same thing and sell my body to bury my father."

Meiya: "I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games." Xiao Xin: "It's not my fault."

Meiya: "Is it my fault? Xiao Xin: Yes, who told you to walk so lightly? "

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, did you get 10 times this semester? Xiao Xin: "No, I only found it once. "

Meiya: "Then why can't you find ten honor cards without money?" Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins.

Meiya: "Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again." Xiao Xin: "I don't want to watch TV."

Meiya: "Then what are you doing? Xiao Xin: "I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is misprinted. "