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A hospital in Wuxi appealed to people to donate feces. Can't hospitals be self-sufficient?
A hospital in Wuxi appealed to people to donate feces. Netizen: Have you ever heard of blood donation, organs and corneas? Have you ever heard of donating dung? A few days ago, a hospital in Wuxi offered a whole piece of 500 yuan to appeal to the general public for donations? Convenient? For a time, netizens were shocked to see the news. Some netizens even joked that if they donate, the hospital staff will be self-sufficient, once a day, and the income of more than 15000 a month will be beautiful. Just when everyone thought it was a joke, the news was verified to be true. In other words, donating feces can really make a profit!
However, donating feces is not as simple as we seem to understand. This kind of excrement is extremely demanding. First, he is basically over 30 years old, and second, his physical indicators should be normal. Is the physical quality of young people completely normal at present? Thirdly, there should be no history of antibacterial drugs, infectious diseases, diabetes and malignant tumors within three months. This condition is no worse than sperm donation.
2. Donating feces can really cure diseases. Since the requirements are so high, it shows that this feces does have a role. In fact, after special treatment, healthy flora can be extracted from feces and implanted into patients' intestines, and the cure rate is even as high as 90%. Of course, it is not necessary for everyone to know the principle behind this. After all, it's useless to say that a bunch of technical terms, and few people can understand them.
However, I am still curious about one thing. Will patients really feel sick if they extract bacteria from other people's feces and implant them into the intestine?
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