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What did Cao Cao say in the army when the war came? Why do even enemy soldiers laugh?
After Battle of Red Cliffs Cao Cao lost to Sun Liu Alliance, he adopted the policy of keeping a low profile. In this troubled times, constantly looking for opportunities, he first set a strategic goal and evaluated his home front, which has always been a big hidden danger in Cao Cao's sphere of influence. Ma Chao, Marten and Han Sui, all three of them are lean in troubled times. They are in Xiliang area. It is unwise to attack the Central Plains in remote places.
Cao Cao's army of tigers and wolves attacked Xiliang area. Cao Cao was defeated by Ma Chao in the early stage of the war between Cao Cao and Ma Chao. If Chu Xu hadn't stopped Ma Chao with his courage, Cao Cao might have died under Ma Chao's gun. Through this campaign, Cao Cao has realized that this war can only be outwitted, not defeated. So he adopted the tactics of alienating Jia Xu, divided the two major forces, Han Sui and Ma Chao, and launched a large-scale attack after their civil strife. Facts have proved that this is indeed a very good tactic.
When Cao Cao and Han Sui held peace talks in front of the two armies, many people wanted to see the true face of this lean man in troubled times. He satisfied everyone's curiosity in a humorous way. He said that he is also an ordinary person, with two ears, one mouth and two eyes, but there is more wisdom in his brain. Everyone laughed when they heard Cao Cao's words. Cao Cao also has a funny side.
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