How to answer humorously whether there is an object?

1, how can there be no object? This is a naked slander and a great insult to my personality. Do not believe me, you see, this is not my new military chess, there is no object in it. If not, I will go to the boss, who is cheating consumers.

I am not proud of anyone. I am single and reliable.

3, one person is full and the whole family is not hungry. There is only such a state now, which is not suitable for finding an object.

4. I'm a Bohemian and I love freedom. Why should I bring a date and go looking for trouble?

People in modern society are too impetuous and there is too much dog food, so I won't join in the fun. Contribute to the return of a pure land in the world.

6, no object is my freedom, it is useless to take an object for the time being, just eat one more meal.