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My classmate Chang Hai 600-word essay sample

Chapter 1: My Classmate——Wu Guanlin

In our Class 4 (1), there is a naughty classmate named Wu Guanlin. He is short in stature, has a dark face, big eyes, and his clothes are crooked. He rarely sits quietly and often plays with something in his hand. He often gets into quarrels with classmates and even fights. People and classmates don't like him.

His academic performance is often the worst in the class. During class, he will talk to others instead of one person. He cannot sit still for five minutes. As long as the teacher does not see him, he will be in the classroom. Runs around and often fails to complete the homework assigned by the teacher. As long as the teacher criticized him, he would be a little obedient, but within a few minutes, he would be smiling playfully again, and would fight with his classmates at every turn.

However, I found that he really wanted to be an "official". I remember one time, our English teacher chose the English leader of each group. When it was our group's turn to choose, I thought: Lou Ao's English score is the best in the class, so he must be chosen. But Wu Guanlin recommended himself, and the teacher gave him the opportunity and chose him. At the end of class, the teacher assigned English homework and asked the team leader to collect it all and give it to him the next day. The next day, Wu Guanlin came to school early and urged the students one by one to hand in their homework. When he saw me, he ran over and said to me: "Yang Tong, hand in your English homework quickly, you are the only one missing." I handed over my homework book. After handing it to him, he ran upstairs and handed it to the teacher. Soon, the English teacher changed, and Wu Guanlin was not selected as the English team leader. However, before every English class, he would run upstairs to help the teacher pick up the player.

I also found him to be very stingy. He often puts away the leftover pencils and erasers from his classmates and reuses them. However, another thing changed my view.

One day, the principal told us sadly: "Unfortunately, Tang Yao is seriously ill, and the surgery cost will be more than 300,000 yuan. In order to allow her to return to us, I hope that the students can put their Donate your pocket money to help her overcome the disease." The next day, the students enthusiastically took out their pocket money and handed it to the teacher. After a while, the table was piled with five yuan and ten yuan... and I saw Wu Guanlin take out one. The one-dollar bills were folded and carefully placed on the ground and handed to the teacher. The students were so surprised and moved that they all clapped their hands involuntarily.

Now, Wu Guanlin’s grades have improved and he pays attention in class. His classmates think he is becoming more and more cute.

Chapter 2: My classmates

"Hey!" A familiar shout came from my ears. I knew without looking that it was the person I called "handsome girl" My friend——Wang Yue.

Speaking of Wang Yue, everyone in our grade is familiar with it. Her boyishness alone is enough to make people pay more attention to her. Wang Yue has long black hair. She always combs it into a long ponytail. When she walks, her hair swings like a huge black butterfly. She has fair skin, a pair of big black pearl-like eyes that flicker, and a delicate face that makes people look at her. Don't forget. It stands to reason that such a beautiful girl must have a very quiet personality, but Wang Yue is beyond the ordinary. She is a complete tomboy. She will try all the games that boys like to play, such as climbing trees. Game cards. Yo-yo. . . . . . . The scar on her hand was given by Grandpa Dashu when she climbed a tree.

Wang Yue also has a great trick to "capture and humiliate people's hearts": telling jokes. Once, she and I had a "rare" quarrel. I put aside my usual ladylike demeanor and slapped Wang Yue. Seeing that something was wrong, Yue blocked it with his hand, and I roared: "What are you doing?" Wang Yue used his hand to straighten the hair in front of his forehead, and said proudly: "The head can be cut off, the hairstyle can't be messy, the blood can flow, and the leather shoes must be wiped. Oil!" When I heard this, I was stunned for a moment, then laughed, and the storm was resolved.

Not only that, Wang Yue is also a bold girl. She is usually highly regarded by teachers. However, she will also tell a few jokes during class to make everyone happy. Once, during the Chinese class, a classmate The teacher scolded him for not writing a good composition. The teacher shouted angrily: "Can you write a composition? Are you good at it?" As soon as the teacher finished speaking, Wang Yue quickly took out a water bottle from his schoolbag and shook it at the teacher. Akira, said: "Teacher, I have a water bottle, look! Hahaha!" At first, everyone didn't understand what was going on, but after a second, there was a chorus of laughter in the classroom

Wang Yue took the opportunity to have another laugh, and heard her shouting to the classmate who was being punished amidst laughter: "I have a lot more at home, do you want one? I'll bring one for you tomorrow, hahaha, are you still a farmer?" These words Not only did the classmate burst into laughter, but it also made the frosty teacher laugh heartily.

This is my friend, no matter she is a "tomboy" or a "humor encyclopedia", she is still my best. The most intimate partner!

Chapter 3: My Classmates

In our Class 4 (1), there is a naughty classmate named Wu Guanlin. He is short in stature, has a dark face, big eyes, and his clothes are crooked. He rarely sits quietly and often plays with something in his hand. He often gets into quarrels with classmates and even gets into fights. People and classmates don't like him.

His academic performance is often the worst in the class. During class, he will talk to others instead of one person. He cannot sit still for five minutes. As long as the teacher does not see him, he will be in the classroom. Runs around and often fails to complete the homework assigned by the teacher. As long as the teacher criticized him, he would be a little obedient, but within a few minutes, he would be smiling playfully again, and would fight with his classmates at every turn.

However, I found that he really wanted to be an "official". I remember one time, our English teacher chose the English leader of each group. When it was our group's turn to choose, I thought: Lou Ao's English score is the best in the class, so he must be chosen. But Wu Guanlin recommended himself, and the teacher gave him the opportunity and chose him. At the end of class, the teacher assigned English homework and asked the team leader to collect it all and give it to him the next day. The next day, Wu Guanlin came to school early and urged the students one by one to hand in their homework. When he saw me, he ran over and said to me: "Yang Tong, hand in your English homework quickly, you are the only one missing." I handed over my homework book. After handing it to him, he ran upstairs and handed it to the teacher. Soon, the English teacher changed, and Wu Guanlin was not selected as the English team leader. However, before every English class, he would run upstairs to help the teacher pick up the player.

I also found him to be very stingy. He often puts away the leftover pencils and erasers from his classmates and reuses them. However, another thing changed my view.

One day, the principal told us sadly: "Unfortunately, Tang Yao is seriously ill, and the operation cost will be more than 300,000 yuan. In order to allow her to return to us, I hope that the students can put their Donate your pocket money to help her overcome the disease." The next day, the students enthusiastically took out their pocket money and handed it to the teacher. After a while, the table was piled with five yuan and ten yuan, and Wu Guanlin took out a stack of one yuan. The banknotes were carefully placed on the ground and handed over to the teacher. The students were so surprised and moved that they all clapped their hands involuntarily.

Now, Wu Guanlin’s grades have improved and he pays attention in class. His classmates think he is becoming more and more cute.

Chapter 4: My Classmates

I have a very good classmate, his name is Tang Jiacheng. Because he is more honest, he always lets me do some things, so he and I Very compatible.

He has a specialty, that is calligraphy. He has been learning calligraphy since the second grade, so he has good calligraphy skills. Whenever the class has a blackboard report, our head teacher, Teacher Mao, will definitely ask him to write. Our class always selects the best blackboard newspaper after morning exercises, and Tang Jiacheng deserves most of the credit. Teacher Jiang said: "Every time you ask Tang Jiacheng to write, you win the prize every time, and no other class can comment. Now I stipulate that you can't let Tang Jiacheng write every time!" Teacher Shi, who taught us calligraphy, only learned It's only two years of calligraphy, and he has been studying it for four years. His handwriting was better than that of Teacher Shi, so Teacher Shi said that he would become his teacher. How about it, you know how good he is at calligraphy!

If you stand in a crowded place, others will not be able to find you.

However, if Tang Jiacheng were standing in a crowded place, you would definitely recognize him at a glance. Why? Because, he has two big and long "wind ears". I heard my father say: "Anyone who has a good academic record must have very good grades." This may be the reason why he has good academic performance. In the sunlight, his shadow looks like an "alien". Oh, it's not similar, it should be exactly the same. Normally, with his square head and big ears, he looks like a cute "little monkey".

I also met a new friend through Tang Jiacheng, his name is Sheng Lulu. He and Sheng Lulu have known each other since the first grade, and they have been together till now. The relationship between the two people is a bit "unusual". So Sheng Lulu often came to Tang Jiacheng's seat to play, and I got to know him.

Tang Jiacheng is still a warm-hearted person. Whenever I ask him about a question I don’t know, he never refuses. He will always teach me how to solve the question carefully. He would teach me the good methods he discovered without reservation. I'm so happy to have such a good friend!

Part 5: My classmates

There are 36 classmates in my class, each with his or her own personality and abilities. They seem very harmonious in this class, just like A warm family. Now let me introduce a few.

The first is Xiao Lele, this is my nickname for her. Her drawings are great! The colors are bright and the themes are clear, and she always gets an A+ in every art exam. For me, who was born with no talent for painting, her paintings are simply the works of a generation of masters, and her level always seems so out of reach. Also, Xiao Lele’s compositions are also very good, and they are often used as model essays to be read aloud to the whole class! Although my composition is also very good, I have to admit that Xiao Lele's composition skills are a little stronger than mine.

Tell me, isn’t she the leader in the class?

Then there are ponies. Her surname is Ma, and I always call her that. She is already a member of the Children's Palace Choir's overseas group! It can be seen that she is by no means mediocre. Her natural voice condition, coupled with her love for singing, and the sweat she put in, deserved such a reward.

As for me, it’s okay. In other words, the composition is just a little better. Also, in the class, my scores in sprinting and long jump were pretty good. However, I want to learn from the strengths of others, carry forward my own strengths, and strive to be better!

Having said so much about girls, it’s time to talk about boys. To be honest, most of the boys in the class are not so well-behaved. They always like to bully us girls, which makes many girls reject them. But there is a boy who looks cute, but is more honest and even a little well-behaved. He was sitting right in front of me. If he asked me to borrow a dictionary, he would always say, "Can you please lend me a dictionary?" I would always lend it to him. Not only because of his politeness, but also because of his helpful qualities. One time, my ballpoint pen was out of water, but I had to take the exam again. When I was anxious, he lent me a ballpoint pen free of charge, which just solved my urgent need. He made me, who had always been prejudiced against boys, start to be polite to him.

Each of the students in our class is a brilliant color, which makes a class such a brilliant rainbow.

Chapter 6: My classmates

I was born in the beautiful city of Zhanjiang. I have had an unforgettable impression of this city since I was a child. When I entered primary school life When I went to school, I developed a stronger sense of classmate love in my heart.

There are 58 students in our class 1. We have been studying happily in the same class and have been promoted. After I reached the second grade, the boys in the class became very aggressive. Because our class has always been a chaotic class, the teacher officially "promoted" me to a regular monitor. Therefore, I am competitive and have a sunny mentality, so I let the boys in this class come. A show of strength!

Time passed by unconsciously. These boys still had opinions on me, but I still made a lot of friends. My deskmate and I got along very well. This is also There are a few boys who are very kind to me.

But in the fourth grade, my mother told me that I was going to transfer to Beihai to study. My mind was shocked. After returning to school, I still regarded it as Just like everyone else, the punishment was not light at all, but what moved me was that after the male classmates knew that I was going to be transferred away, they all changed and became very obedient to the management of us monitors. This made us monitors It saves a lot of effort.

On the day of the end-of-school ceremony, the teacher announced the news of my transfer and asked my classmates if they had anything to say to me. Many male classmates stood up and said: After helping them, the female classmates also gave me gifts. In the end, the teacher expressed that he was very reluctant to let me go. Only then did I realize how warm the class was...

I came to Beihai, But I still can't forget those classmates. I once thought about it: How sad it would be if a person had no friends, or if he had people but didn't cherish them now, maybe friends in a person's life are the most important. Philosophy The family once said: "Time can dilute everything." Yes, time can destroy everything in our hearts, but it can't destroy my friendship with classmates! Friendship will always be evergreen.

Ah, my precious friendship from classmates!