The composition "Lift a rock and hit others in the foot"

Shoot yourself in the foot "ha ha ha ha! ! ! "Everyone burst into laughter, and the pupils wrote: Lift a rock and drop it on your own feet. What's going on here? Start with a little monkey. In the animal campus, the little monkey is very naughty and likes to play some practical jokes. Either take off someone else's chair legs, or put toothpaste or mustard sauce on someone else's sandwich biscuits ... once, the little monkey took off the pig's chair legs and put them under with a wooden stick, and the chair would fall down when touched lightly. Boys will fall. The little monkey secretly smiled and walked away. The next morning, "ouch! Who broke my chair? " The pig fell on all fours, and the composition in the third grade of primary school was "Pupils' Composition: Lift a Rock and Drop it on Your Own Foot". Then the little monkey came and told the pig, "It was unloaded by the little rabbit. Piggy was very angry and told the teacher at once. The teacher was also very angry and severely criticized the rabbit. The little monkey couldn't help laughing. Little rabbit is unlucky. He did nothing, but he became the "scapegoat" of the little monkey. He was so wronged that his tears turned red. Another time, the little monkey tied a rope at the entrance of the building and went to school. When he came back from school, he had forgotten all about tying the rope and walked home directly. " Ouch! "The little monkey fell down and chewed the mud. The mother monkey heard the cry, looked at the little monkey lying on the ground and asked what was going on. The little monkey had no choice but to tell his mother the prank. Mother monkey said patiently, "you can't do these things anymore." If you don't do it well, you will die. " At this time, the little monkey's face was almost as red as his ass. When he arrived at school, he admitted his mistake to the pig and the rabbit, and applause rang out in the classroom. The monkey's face is red again.