When you catch a mosquito sucking your blood, what method is generally better to torture it!

The first trick: starve to death, first hit a mosquito with an electric mosquito swatter for a short time, just corona it, and electrocution is not fun. Then catch the mosquito, carefully cut off the mosquito mouth (straw) with small scissors, and be careful not to cut off the mosquito head, otherwise it will be boring if the mosquito dies. Then put mosquitoes in mosquito nets (why? ), I will explain later. After a while, the mosquito woke up. Wow; Oops ... his mouth is missing! It can fly, haha ~ ~ It can't suck your blood any more, so it has to starve to death.

The second trick: corona a mosquito with an electric mosquito swatter, and carefully cut off the two legs in front of the mosquito with scissors (the mosquito has six legs, two less than the golden seal). After my N times of research, I found that mosquitoes must have the first two legs to balance their mouths and aim at blood vessel insertion. All right, put the mosquitoes with two front legs cut off in the mosquito net. Mosquitoes will be fine when they wake up! The mouth is still there. Look again, the front legs are gone. No matter how hard it tries, it can't accurately insert the mosquito's mouth into your blood vessel. You have a mouth, but you can't suck delicious blood. Why don't you kill mosquitoes alive? !

The third trick: corona a mosquito with the method of living dead, and carefully cut off all the legs of the mosquito with scissors, leaving nothing behind. Well, mosquitoes have no legs, just like a grain of rice, so I call it "mosquito rice". "Mosquito Rice" woke up and flew away, thinking that she had escaped. Because she couldn't stop without legs, she had to lie down (mosquitoes never tried to lie down and sleep). Because I was afraid, I had to fly as hard as I could ... Finally, I was exhausted.

Ok, now you can get into the mosquito net and lie down comfortably. There are several mosquitoes flying in the mosquito net, which gave you a "major operation". At this moment, you no longer find mosquitoes annoying. On the contrary, you think that the "buzzing" sound of mosquitoes is the most beautiful music, which is simply a lullaby, or a lullaby of mommy, which will make you sleep soundly and healthily, so that you can sleep well. ...

Last move, very unique! There may not be any mosquitoes in your house in the future. Let your "repaired" mosquito fly out of your house. Mosquitoes who leave your home may say to other mosquitoes who want to fly into your home: this family is simply not normal. The mouths of compatriots who went in were cut off, their legs were gone, and what's more, they became "mosquito rice." Oh, treat me like a model. ...

Hehe, landlord, it's just a joke about mosquito abuse