Jokes about losing weight?

1. A fat man looking for a doctor is a panacea for losing weight.

The doctor said, "You should drink more tea."

I drink it almost every day.

"You should exercise more and sleep less."

"I only sleep for three hours every day and exercise most of the time." The fat man said seriously.

"So, you only eat a piece of bread every day, and I believe you will lose weight soon." The doctor is in a hurry.

The fat man said happily, "Great! However, do you eat before or after meals? "

2. The wife stood on the weighing scale and said happily to her husband, "Dear, come and see, I have lost two kilograms!"

"Honey, that's because you haven't put on makeup yet."