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Make sentences with bean paste (about 30)

1, dad's voice is "red bean paste voice", which sings like a gong and makes us laugh.

2. Living in the city, I can see all kinds of zongzi, including red bean paste, five kernels, eight treasures, eggs and bacon ... However, I still think of the lush reeds in the "three halls", the shiny green reeds and the zongzi made by my mother's handbag. The smell of Dragon Boat Festival often lingers between my lips and teeth.

3, thousands of water Qian Shan "Zongzi" is love, no Zongzi is really bad. Jujube paste, bean paste and pineapple stuffing are sweet and delicious. Egg yolk, meat floss and meat stuffing will make you happy all your life. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

4. There is no gift for Mid-Autumn Festival, but mooncakes are for you. Send you moon cakes with bean paste May your love be as sweet as honey. Send you sesame moon cakes and wish you a higher career; Send you lotus seed cake. May your life be more wonderful!

5, rice and steamed bread fight, rice is crowded with people, see the wrapped, no one is spared. Zongzi was forced to do nothing, so he tore up his clothes and shouted, Look, I'm undercover! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

6, a cup of cool green bean paste, has the effect of relieving summer heat and detoxification, an iced sweet watermelon, dehumidification and diuresis, and a refreshing blessing, which is the most effective to relieve troubles. In summer, I wish you happiness, happiness and refreshment!

7, sweet red bean paste jiaozi, a beautiful and happy life; Sweet jiaozi with minced meat, full of the best; Salty colorful zongzi, sincere blessing: Dragon Boat Festival is here, I wish you happiness, health and all the best.

8. put the pressure of going to work into the bean paste bag; Make the depression at work into the seasoning of drinks; Treat unsatisfactory work as a leisure ballad; Friend, I wish you a happy day after work!

9. When the summer is sultry, a cup of cool green bean paste, a refreshing soaking room, an iced watermelon, a cool side, a fresh short message, a carefree and happy summer!

10, rice and steamed stuffed bun were fighting, and rice was beaten as soon as it was wrapped, and no one was spared. Zongzi was in a hurry and pulled her clothes: "See clearly that I am undercover!" Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

1 1, on August 15th, I will make moon cakes for my family. Parents will eat red bean paste, which is soft and sweet and will prolong life. Red dates will be given to lovers, and five benevolence will be given to children. Rich nutrition will help me grow. I wish the whole family health and happiness, and happiness will last forever.

12. Noodles were bullied by steamed bread. Find a scroll to avenge it. Hua Juan met a bean paste bag on the road and mistakenly thought it was steamed bread, so she gave him a good beating. When you come back, ask me if I have avenged myself. Hua Juan said, yes, the shit came out.

13, the Lantern Festival is here. I wish you a healthy life like the black sesame lantern festival, as sweet as the osmanthus lantern festival, as rich as the five-kernel lantern festival, and as exquisite as the bean paste lantern festival. Eat this bowl of Yuanxiao, and you will be happy forever!

14, love is stuffing, friendship is noodles, huddled together; Friends are dumplings, friends are water, and the taste should blend; Blessing is that the bean paste cares about sesame seeds, and every grain does not leave home; Life is as round as jiaozi. Happy Lantern Festival!

15, SMS for ordering moon cakes: This SMS has been attached with the function of ordering moon cakes. You can choose a variety of flavors. Please press 1 for lotus paste flavor, 2 for bean paste flavor, 3 for fruit flavor, 4 for chocolate flavor, and directly press the thigh for ham flavor. Thank you for your cooperation!

16, Wanshui Qian Shan "Zongzi" is love, can it be without Zongzi? Dragon Boat Festival is coming. It's really impossible without zongzi. Jujube paste, bean paste and pineapple stuffing are sweet and delicious. Egg yolk, meat floss and meat stuffing will make you happy all your life.

17. On the Lantern Festival, glutinous rice balls are the staple food, so eat them while they are hot. Nuts, sesame peanuts and red bean paste are the best fillings, which contain protein minerals. Sweet happiness is close at hand!

18, rice and steamed bread were beaten, and the rice was crowded. When you saw steamed bread, you hit it, and no one was spared. Zongzi was forced into the corner. In desperation, he shouted at his clothes and saw clearly that it was plain clothes! -I wish my friends a happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

19, Wuren stood on the edge of the cliff, and someone behind him held a banner of "Wuren rolled out of the moon cake world". He looked back at the rich and beautiful ice skin, local lotus seed yolk, female bean paste, soft sister coconut, Gao Fushuai ham, and the goddess ice cream that was held in his mouth and held in his hand for fear of falling. I think: you and I are both moon cakes, but our fates are quite different. Making cakes is really good luck! Then he jumped off the cliff in tears. ...

20. Summer is coming, the temperature is high, and life can't be without emotional appeal. Have an iced coffee and mix it romantically with fine products. Pick up the exciting green bean paste and laugh comfortably. Holding sweet iced tea, spend the summer comfortably. Have a nice summer vacation.

2 1, arrived in August 15, and the moon cake was sent with a blessing: the cake stuffing was lotus seed paste, and the work was very easy! The cake stuffing is candied dates, and life is the best! Cake stuffing is bean paste, laugh every day! There are pineapples in the pie. Everything goes well! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

22, white sugar cake, brown sugar cake, glutinous rice cake, yellow rice cake, water mill cake, I wish you a high step every year! Sweet glutinous rice balls, salty glutinous rice balls, sesame glutinous rice balls, and glutinous rice balls stuffed with bean paste, I wish you a happy family! Happy Lantern Festival.

23. Booking moon cakes by SMS: This SMS is attached with the function of booking moon cakes, and you can choose a variety of flavors, such as lotus seed paste flavor, bean paste flavor, fruit flavor, chocolate flavor and ham flavor. Thank you for your cooperation!

23. Li Xinzhi is a movie.

Its purpose is to make people make better sentences faster.

24, Dragon Boat Festival SMS: Rice and steamed bread are fighting, rice is crowded with people, and when you see steamed bread, you will fight, and no one will be spared. Zongzi was forced to a dead corner. In desperation, he pulled his clothes and shouted, Look, I'm undercover!

25. Ming Dow Jr.: "Let me ask you something, Kang." What did a shark become after eating a mung bean? Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? Xiao Ming said, "Hey! Hey! The answer is "green bean paste (mung bean shark)". ]。

26. Rice is packed.

Steamed buns invited rice to watch the performance. steamed bread

steamed bun stuffed with sugar

Pork steamed bun

Multicolored

Bean paste buns appeared in turn. Rice emotion

You girls are really strong! Zongzi will play later.

Rice shines at the moment.

Zongzi is good! Zongzi takes off his coat.

Throw it under the stage.

The audience was screaming. Rice looks very happy.

Just a classic

Still my hometown! Dragon Boat Festival is coming. Eat a zongzi and watch a joke. May you be happy!

27. Summer is sultry, a small cup of cool green tea, a bowl of iced green bean paste, detoxification and dehumidification, a short message to send greetings, a happy and fresh partner in summer, happy and worry-free!

28. Lantern Festival includes Yuanxiao, with all kinds of fillings. Plus black sesame seeds, good luck is issued every year; Plus red bean paste, love is sweet and warm; Plus big red dates, the career is developing step by step. Happy Lantern Festival!

29, Dragon Boat Festival blessing message: rice and steamed buns fight, rice depends on many people, see the bag to fight, bean paste buns, steamed dumplings are not spared. Zongzi was forced to do nothing, so he tore up his clothes and shouted, Look, I'm undercover! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

30. White sugar cake, brown sugar cake, glutinous rice cake, yellow rice cake, water mill cake and powder cake. May everything be high every year! Sweet glutinous rice balls, salty glutinous rice balls, sesame glutinous rice balls, glutinous rice balls and bean paste glutinous rice balls, I wish you all a happy New Year and a happy family!