Funny jokes about male doctors and female patients

1, the psychologist said to me, "You have serious persecution paranoia."

I sneered: "Hum, I knew it. After all, someone deliberately made me suffer from this strange disease. "

2. I went to the hospital for an injection and turned out to be an intern nurse. After a long time, I took a look and passed out. After waking up, she asked me: What, are you dizzy?

I said, no, I have intensive phobia.

3. The company organized a physical examination ... during the eye examination, I looked at a beautiful girl next to me and found "intermittent strabismus" when I took the physical examination results. ...

4. My friend is lazy. One day, his wife asked him to take out the garbage and stayed in front of the computer for a long time. The doctor said that I was procrastinating, and everything would take more than half an hour, which was also specious.

His stupid daughter-in-law roared: Why is it only 3 minutes on my mother?

5. A patient went to see a doctor. Patient: Doctor, I am sick and have amnesia.

Doctor: How long have you been ill?

Patient:. . . What disease?

6. The doctor said to me, "Young man, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is very serious and you must take medicine. A course of treatment is 998 yuan. Are there any questions? "

"Yes, can you charge 1000 yuan?"

Turn around/laugh.