Jianghu jokes

In the Internet cafe, a 12-year-old child was playing in the Jianghu when he suddenly shouted, "Dad, someone hit me!" " "We present you surprised, are thinking, China anyone know dad?

Just then, a middle-aged man's voice came from the other end of the Internet cafe: "Son, where is it? I'll do it! ! "Everyone in the Internet cafe is dizzy.

A few minutes later, the middle-aged man shouted, "son, we can't beat them." They are well equipped. Run! " "Everyone is crazy about ft.

After a while, a middle-aged woman entered the Internet cafe, looked around, and then went straight to the boy and grabbed the boy's ear and scolded, "Didn't you go to the teacher's house to make up lessons?" ? "The boy covered his ears with one hand and pointed to the other side of the Internet cafe with the other, shouting," There's Dad! ""his mother looked surprised, and sure enough! Immediately asked: "Didn't you go to work overtime?"

Everyone in the internet cafe fainted n times!

His father argued: Double the experience today.

His mother was overjoyed and furious, and said, it's a good thing I asked for leave to come and see, otherwise your father and son would be two grades ahead of me at night, and you wouldn't send me a message if you had twice the experience. You will know when you go back at night! Who's that? Oh, son, don't be afraid. Mom's here. Mom will play tuba to support you. Mom doesn't believe that our mother and son can't die!

All the onlookers lamented: What can I do if I have a wife? If you have a mother, what can you ask? Admire! I really admire it!