Humorous jokes are more interesting on weekends.

Humorous jokes are more interesting on weekends.

Humorous joke: There is a lot of joy on the weekend: I heard two red scarves talking on the road. One said, "Do you know an idiom called' what to lose'? The other said confidently: worship heaven and earth. More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

There is a lot of fun on weekends (1) 1. During the training period, rest and invite the monitor to class. The monitor is from Guangdong, and the students are required to use Cantonese. Monitor:? The lyrics will be forgotten.

Instructor:? It doesn't matter, sing, we can't understand anyway. ?

No sooner had the training started than it began to rain. Sir, can you go back and collect your clothes?

Instructor:? It's all training, let's find a time to bask in the sun! ?

2. Professor teaches economics: What is the primary industry? Raise sheep and feed cattle.

What is the secondary industry? Kill cattle and sheep.

What is the tertiary industry? Eat beef and drink mutton soup.

So, what about the entertainment circle? Make a fool of yourself and brag!

3. A teacher likes to procrastinate, and the students are very dissatisfied with it. If the class is over, it will be delayed again. When we get to the canteen, we can only eat leftovers to make up for it. At first, the students knocked on the lunch box one after another, but the height of the road was one foot and the height of the magic was ten feet. The more you knock, the more you procrastinate, so that no one dares to knock when you procrastinate.

One day, when class was over, the teacher said. Hmm! Let's delay the students for a few more minutes. ? It happened that I had a bad stomach all my life, and I was anxious, so I became comfortable inadvertently and let out a long cry? No? Sound, the teacher is furious: who is in charge?

4. Chemistry class is boring. Two students fell asleep at their desks. When the chemistry teacher found out, he was furious and said to the whole class, we are in class and there is a man and a woman sleeping!

Humorous joke: Weekends are more fun (2) 1. Have classes in the morning. Student: Good teacher!

Teacher: The college entrance examination is coming. Read your book again. I look at you now.

Before the college entrance examination, the teacher taught us to say: If you don't study hard now, you will fill in the blanks in the future. Study hard now, and you will find multiple-choice questions later.

3, the teacher gave us the answer to the college entrance examination: high scores in the college entrance examination require skills, and speed norms are indispensable. When you encounter familiar problems, you should look at the changes and avoid being moved and forced. Don't panic when you encounter problems, the answer should be found from the basics. Don't ask questions and do it. In order to protect your car, it is very important to give up your life. Don't ask questions correctly, master the rhythm and get high marks. Be careful when checking and correcting, and correcting the wrong answer is the worst. There is enough time for the exam.

Before the college entrance examination, the teacher said affectionately: Fight like a man.

Humorous joke: Weekends are more fun (3) 1, Ban Wenren announced in class:? In order to prevent truancy, our class implements a fine system. In the future, I will be fined five yuan for every class I skip as a class fee. ? A classmate took out ten dollars and said to his deskmate, I'm going to run for ten dollars this afternoon. ?

The college entrance examination is coming, and the students are very busy.

In order to encourage everyone, the teacher said: students, work harder and get in. Everyone is considered a scholar. ?

When' tis once spoken, most students looked up, pointed to their glasses and answered:? Teacher, we are nearsighted! ?

3. A boy went to the school bathhouse to take a bath and saw several girls in the class at the door. He wanted to say hello, but he didn't know what to say, so he went up to him and said, Is there a lot of people in the bathhouse?

4. A classmate saw a beautiful school girl and kept staring at her home. MM said angrily. Why don't you stare at me like a fly?

This classmate joked:? It seems that nothing can be like flies, but flies stare at shit! ?

One day, the school was cleaned. A girl had just mopped the floor when a boy stepped on it. The girl said angrily, what's wrong with you? I just took it off and you sat on it.

6. Classmate A: Do you believe in horoscope fortune telling?

Classmate B: We Virgos don't just believe in horoscope fortune telling!

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