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The composition of restless grandma
My restless grandma's composition 1 Thousands of happy things happened in my childhood, such as getting my head stuck in the cracks of the sofa and taking a sand bath with my children. But the most interesting thing is my lovely grandmother. Every time I think about the days with her, she can't help laughing.
It is rumored that my grandmother is a "powerful person" in the community, and she is called "Sister He, an idle person". Grandma is a very busy person. One minute she cleans at home, and the other minute she watches the fun outside. It seems that she has to get involved in everything in the community.
Once, my grandmother fell ill and stayed in bed at my father's strong request. Mom and dad left me and grandma at home because of something, but as soon as they went out, grandma rushed out of the house and disappeared, leaving me alone. "Where did grandma go?" I have to ask my neighbor. Wow, dancing square dance in the square, alas! With such a grandmother, I have to sigh that "life is not easy, and pigs sigh."
On another occasion, grandma took a day off from work to accompany me to the park. On the way, suddenly an old woman came face to face. I don't know what she said to her, but she disappeared. I had to go home alone and live with my grandfather. At noon, grandma finally went home for dinner. I asked curiously, "Grandma, what's the matter?" ? Grandma said quietly, "Oh, nothing. When Grandma Zhang's dog was born, I went to accompany her. " I almost fainted when I heard this. Grandma disappeared after lunch break. When I asked in the square, it turned out that Li Nainai's water pipe was broken, and grandma went to join in the fun. In the evening, I naively thought that my grandmother would be fine and could go for a walk with me, but it turned out that I was naive. After dinner, grandma mysteriously disappeared again. When asked about the discount in the supermarket, the top 20 had a huge discount, and grandma is now ranked first. As expected, in a short time, grandma came back slowly and leisurely with big bottles and small cans like moving. Although the walk was ruined, she gained an interesting story from her.
This is my grandmother, a grandmother who never seems to stop, and a grandmother who never seems to get tired. It is because of her that my rich childhood life has added many new colors.
Grandma's composition 2 Grandma has many children, and she has developed the habit of fidgeting. I heard a lot about grandma from my aunt and father. For example, when she was young, everyone else went to play after work, but grandma stayed in the factory to work overtime. She gave up her leisure time just to increase her income and make her children live better.
As far as I can remember, my grandmother was an old man with silver hair. Years have carved deep and shallow wrinkles on her face, which looks much older than her in the film, but I think grandma's restless habit has not changed at all.
On a short vacation, I was with my grandmother and wanted to sleep in, but I was awakened early in the morning by her performance of "March of Pots and Pots". I walked into the kitchen in a daze and said angrily, "grandma, why do you get up so early?" Why not let people sleep! " Grandma turned to me and smiled: "Ha ha, the little slacker got up. Go get dressed and have breakfast. Look, I made you something delicious! " "Looking at grandma's hearty breakfast, the feeling of not waking up suddenly vanished. After dinner, I said to my grandmother, "Grandma, let me do the dishes. "Grandma waved:" Go, go, do your thing, tell you to get up early, that is, let you do more homework. " Then he pushed me into the room. No sooner had I opened my exercise book than there came the sound of rushing water outside, which soon turned into the sound of sweeping the floor ... I know, grandma is busy outside!
Some time ago, grandma was ill in hospital. After she was discharged from the hospital, her family repeatedly told her to have a good rest and not to work hard. The next morning, the weather became cold and gloomy, and soon it began to rain lightly. We all went to visit grandma together, but when we got home, we couldn't see grandma anywhere and the phone couldn't get through. What a hurry! When I was going out to look for it, I saw my grandmother holding a wet umbrella in her left hand and a big bag of vegetables in her right hand. Aunt said, "Hello, old mother. What are you doing outside on a rainy day? " Dad went on to say, "Yes, we don't have a mobile phone. Let's worry!" ""Oh, I forgot my mobile phone. "Grandma was a little surprised." You always took good care of me when I was in hospital. Now I'm fine, and I want to cook you a delicious meal. Who knew you came so early! Grandma stood there like a child who had made a mistake, her eyes flashing and she was at a loss. Seeing grandma's embarrassment, I hurried forward to pass the rice to my father and help grandma watch TV. I just tuned the TV to the opera channel, and when I turned around, I wondered when grandma had finished knitting another sweater. ...
I understand that grandma is very busy, because she loves our family and everyone in our family. I love my grandma too. I hope she is healthy and can never be idle.
I have a restless grandmother. Since she retired, she has always felt very idle, but our whole family thinks that grandma is a super busy person.
At five o'clock in the morning, while we were still sleeping, grandma got up and began to cook breakfast for us. When we had breakfast, grandma started her daily routine-cleaning. She cleaned carefully, so that the gaps under the bed, in the corner and in the window would not fall. She also always said that her eyes were bad and she had to wipe the table three times every time. Therefore, when guests come to our house, they always praise my house as spotless first.
Grandma's cooking is always our favorite. Like me, I love sweet and sour pork ribs. My grandmother cooks them at least twice a week. Grandma eats less and faster every time she eats. After eating, she will sit by and watch us eat quietly with a smile. After dinner, while we were watching TV, grandma was cleaning in the kitchen.
Summer is the season when everything grows rapidly, and grandma will certainly not be idle at this time. Every day, she will bring farm tools to her own fields to farm. Once, I followed my grandmother to the fields. I really don't know. I was shocked at first sight. The big eggplant is wearing a shiny purple robe, the big tomato is chubby, the big green pepper hides behind the green leaves and plays hide-and-seek with me, and the cucumbers and cowpeas on the shelf grow beyond my imagination ... Grandma's field not only has many organic vegetables, but also fruits and vegetables that I like to eat. Watermelon and cantaloupe are naturally available, and there is also a peach tree and a grape in Tiantou. Grandma who works in the field is wrapped in a headscarf, and her thin clothes are soaked with sweat. ...
Sometimes my father and uncle will help my grandmother out of the ground and say to her, "Stop doing farm work. Those fruits and vegetables can be bought and eaten by our family. " But grandma replied, "well, I'm old, and there's not much time left for me." If I do more, I will exercise. " I can't help blushing when I hear this. Yes, grandma is old, her hands are full of deep wrinkles and thick calluses, her white hair is increasing, and her back is a little wobbly. ...
In autumn, there is not much farm work, but grandma will not be idle. She began to knit sweaters for us. She wears reading glasses and sits in front of the window for hours. In my eyes, grandma is the kindest at this time, and her silhouette is the most beautiful painting in the world. This painting will be engraved in my heart forever.
My restless grandmother's composition 4 In the morning, as soon as I got up, I heard my grandmother yelling like a beast: "Hao Xuan, get up quickly, dictate English and read Chinese books ... Sister, get up quickly, you have to read Pinyin ..." Even my father in the soundproof concierge heard it. The busy morning began. ...
My grandmother is 62 years old this year. She has long hair, thick eyebrows, big eyes, a slightly upturned nose, a smile on her mouth and a big belly. Every morning, after sending my sister and me to school, we go dancing. In the afternoon, when it was time to pick me up, she hurried to school. ...
On holidays, my sister and I don't go to school and rest at home. At noon, grandma was still taking a nap, and my sister and I changed the TV channel. The TV seems to have telepathy with grandma: "put down the remote control and hurry up!" " "I obediently put down the remote control. Suddenly, grandma jumped up and dragged it from here to there with a mop, and then from there to here. My sister and I were attracted by grandma's movements, turning left and right for a while ... I was surprised and asked, "grandma, what are you doing?" This place has just been towed away. " "I can't put it off again? "Grandma began to fidget again. Humming her folk songs, her legs and feet are still jumping, mopping the floor, jumping over and over again.
After mopping the floor, grandma's legs fidgeted again: "Let's go to the shopping mall next to the train station to buy candy." When I heard the word "sugar", my sister's eyes seemed to shine. I watched my sister's rosy lips drool. It's really "saliva three thousands of feet"!
We took a senior bus along the way, and the journey from home to the railway station was very smooth. I rushed to the door of the shop quickly. I saw a lot of snacks and snacks, smelled a strong fragrance and sweetness, and grandma, who kept talking, began to taste them one by one. The sound of chewing seems better than anything else.
Grandma took her brother and sister here to have a taste and there to have a taste. Soon, we were full of harvest and went home with a lot of food.
Back home, we began to "eat the party" again.
At night, grandma's stomach can't be idle. Her round belly seems to be the mysterious pocket of Doraemon. She took out a delicious apple for me, and then turned out a delicious chocolate candy for her sister.
I feel warm and happy with my grandmother who is always busy!
My grandmother is a restless person, don't believe me, look-
At 6 o'clock in the morning, grandma got up early. After washing, she went to work in the fields. Tell me about her. She is still working so hard in her seventies. Carrying that heavy watering can, staggering in the field, watering vegetables seriously there, really worrying that she will be exhausted! After watering, she rode on her beloved tricycle and went to the market to buy food. When I came back, the pots and pans in the kitchen formed a symphony. The whole morning passed, and grandma was not idle.
At noon, grandma goes to grandma Wang's house next door to play cards. Look how sexy they are! I saw grandma hit first, and grandma Wang took over, still mumbling something, talking and laughing, not to mention how happy she was! "alas! Go in spring! " Grandma smiled and said, "How did you win again?" Grandma Wang asked incredulously. Grandma smiled and didn't answer. Sure enough, grandma is really a "winning general" at cards! At about 1 pm 15 pm, grandma came back, only to see her go into the kitchen, pick up the broom, sweep it into the yard from the inside, then pick up the rag and brush it up and down, which woke up my dog Coco. Tell her to rest, but she solemnly said, "To prevent and control the epidemic, we should start with family hygiene." Well, there's nothing I can do about her.
In the evening, grandma stripped the rice in the bowl, put on casual clothes, went to the park and began to do sports for the elderly. "One, two, three, four ..." I counted silently, and I don't know how long it took before my grandmother said, "Go." I recovered immediately and went back with my grandmother. "Coco, let's go, grandma will take you to play." Cocoa rubbed her tail and walked happily with her grandmother. "Grandma, I'll go, too." "impossible." Grandma said, "I'm walking cocoa. Am I walking you?" Go home and study! "Say that finish and left.
In the evening, grandma came back, sat by my bed, knitted a sweater and told me stories. I lay in bed and listened carefully. Gradually, I felt sleepy. Soon, I fell asleep, but I still felt that my grandmother carefully tucked me in and quietly left my room, but she still didn't put down her work.
My grandmother is really busy!
Grandma has a "problem", that is, she is always busy, either working in this home or that home. Give her a rest. She always said, "I'm not tired. I don't like being idle. I'm afraid I'll get sick if I'm idle! " "The children in the village call her' grandma who can't help it'.
Take the Mid-Autumn Festival this year as an example. That day, my mother said to my grandmother, "mom, have a rest." I'll go in and get you moon cakes. " As soon as I heard it, the water flowed down. I followed my mother into the house to get moon cakes. But when my mother and I brought moon cakes, grandma was gone. Maybe he went to work at his uncle's house again. My mother said to me, "Go and call your grandmother back!" " "I hurried to find grandma.
When I came to my uncle's house, there was no shadow of my grandmother inside and outside. Uncle looked at it and said, "Who are you looking for?" I quickly asked, "Is Grandma there?" Uncle smiled and said, "no, go to the menstrual home!" "
Under my uncle's instructions, I went to my aunt's house. As expected, my grandmother was there peeling peanuts and watching the children! I shouted at grandma: "grandma, go back to eat moon cakes!" " ""wait a minute, wait a minute! " I was so angry that my voice couldn't help raising a lot. I said, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, when!" " "Say that finish, took grandma's hand and ran out. Grandma broke free from my hand and said, "I said wait a minute, just wait a minute." Why are you so anxious? "I saw that she didn't go and went home angrily.
When I got home, my mother saw me like this and immediately understood. She said, "You don't know your grandmother's temper. Please shout again! " "I didn't want to call grandma again, but I went anyway.
This time, I went directly to the home of menstruation, only to find that menstruation was peeling peanuts, the baby was sleeping sweetly in the cradle, and there were many peanut shells on the ground. Aunt said, "You are looking for grandma!" I nodded my head. She smiled and said, "She went to your uncle's house." I'm going to my uncle's house again. Uncle seems to have known my purpose for a long time and said to me, "Your grandmother just came and saw a pile of dirty clothes on the ground, so she took them to the river to wash."
By the river, I saw an old man immersed in washing clothes. Sweat oozed from her forehead, but she didn't try to clean it.
Hey, grandma, when are you free?
Li Nainai, who is over 60 years old, lives in my alley. Although her hair is a little gray, she works like my parents. She is always in a hurry, and no one can guess what Li Nainai is busy with.
There is a row of electric cars parked at the entrance of the alley, which is the "mount" for the uncles and aunts nearby to go to work. Usually nobody cares, it is always misplaced, and sometimes the alley is blocked, which affects everyone's access. Adults living in alleys often complain about electric cars. In this way, some days have passed and complaints have increased. Sometimes, you can hear adults arguing about it. At this moment, Li Nainai, who was busy, went out. She was carrying a small bag and wearing faded blue overalls, shuttling between electric cars. Soon, the messy electric cars became orderly. However, everyone is enjoying Li Nainai's help, and no one has noticed how difficult it is for Li Nainai, who is over 60 years old!
That afternoon, the sky was still clear, and suddenly dark clouds were gathering and it rained cats and dogs. People who had no time to hide from the rain panicked and hid everywhere. Only Li Nainai, desperate to rush into the rain, saw her facing the wind and braving the rain, trying her best to cover the car with a poncho. Ah! No, the poncho that Li Nainai just built was blown away by the wind. Li Nainai hurriedly went to cover it again, but the wind seemed to be deliberately against her, and the poncho just covered was blown away by the wind. Li Nainai limped to the corner of a garbage dump and struggled to lift a few big stones, one by one according to the corners of the poncho. When all the tasks were completed, Li Nainai was soaked to the skin, and the rain was left on Li Nainai's cheek along with his white hair. Li Nainai is really exhausted!
When the heavy rain stopped and uncles and aunts from work came to pick up their cars one after another, they were shocked by what they saw. When they get on the bus and get ready to leave, they will sincerely thank Li Nainai. It is from then on that when uncles and aunts stop again, they become very conscious, and they will never stop to put them around, but the seniors will take care of their descendants and the descendants will take care of their predecessors. Haha, restless Li Nainai is "unemployed" like this!
Li Nainai often said: After 40 years of reform and opening up, our days are getting sweeter and sweeter. Therefore, we should not only know the blessings, but also cherish the blessings, so that people will be happier! This is the restless Li Nainai, who not only helps people around him, but also influences people around him. I want to give her a big compliment.
My grandmother can't stop for a moment. She goes out to play ball every day. If no one plays ball with her, she will go out alone to pick up cardboard and take it to a recycling shop to sell. My grandmother is over 60 years old this year. She is not tall, but she is beautiful. She has big eyes, straight nose and big mouth. At first sight, she knew that she must have been beautiful when she was young.
Grandma can not only get a retirement salary of more than 5,000 yuan a month, but also earn 2,000 to 3,000 yuan a month by picking up cardboard. On this day, grandma went out to pick up cardboard and met an old classmate of hers who was opening a small bookstore. This classmate laughed at her and said that my grandmother had a bad life. Grandma said nothing. The next day, she took my father and me to a park and found her classmate who opened a bookstore. Grandma called another grandmother to her side, and I rubbed her shoulders and back. The grandmother next to her was so excited that she repeatedly praised her: "Your grandson is really good!" "
After a while, grandma said, "grandson, I'm busy." How about you play ball with me for a while? " I immediately promised: "OK!" At this time, grandma turned to her old classmate and said, "I'll invite you to the stadium by car." Her old classmate said, "I invite you to take the bus and you invite me to sit." What if I can't afford it for a while? " I can't sympathize with you "
After listening, grandma took out her new mobile phone, opened the photo album inside and showed the students the photos of grandma's trip abroad. At this moment, I said to my grandma's classmate, "Grandma, we won't take a taxi for a while. Let's take dad's private car." At this time, I only heard grandma's classmates say, "Oh, old classmate, I'm sorry, I almost underestimated you."
Arriving at the stadium, grandma asked her classmates, "Shall I play with you for a while first?" She readily agreed. Unexpectedly, grandma also hit her classmates.
Later, grandma's classmates finally knew that my grandma went out to pick up cardboard not because she was poor, but because she was idle. Grandma also said: "Doing so can not only make use of waste, protect the earth's resources, but also make grandma a lot of income." Dear grandson, wouldn't you say so? " Say that finish, he gave me a MengMeng eyes, let me laugh over grandma.
It seems that my grandmother is not only busy, but also a good grandmother who can make use of time and has her own dignity, and she will not easily think that what others say is right, but judge right and wrong through her own thinking. She is a good grandmother with brains.
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