Joke Books Read by Ancient People —— Excerpt from Laughing at Guang Lin (Volume 4) III

A man led Sun to take a bath in the stream. Sun got a shrimp and either jumped forward or left. Gong said, "I don't know where to stop if I retreat." The public replied, "What is needed is a head, but what is not needed is an ass."

Dwarves travel by boat, because they are stranded, so they support themselves. I accidentally fell into the water, and the water failed. The dwarf got up and said angrily, "I'm stranded in the deep."

Two people walked together and said, "There is only one who is the best in the world. People with eyes are busy all day, especially farmers. How can we be at leisure? " Farmers eavesdropped, but they were fake officials, saying they were lost and hitting each other with hoes. Listening and eavesdropping. A blind man said, "after all, it is good to be blind." If you have eyes, you will ask for it if you hit it! "

I was nearsighted when I went out and saw a lot of cow dung in the street. I thought it was a box left by passers-by and held it in my hands. Seeing that it was rotten and wet, he sighed, "What a box, but the paint was not dry."

A countryman brought a goose to the market. He was nearsighted. He thinks that cloth sellers will even call for cloth, but country people should not. He rushed forward to bridle the goose's tail and forced him to look at it. The goose suddenly vomited shit and sprayed it on its face. Myopia said angrily, "It's worth it if you don't sell it!"

A nearsighted man went to dinner, ate a beard and persimmon, and then said to his host, "Good luck." The Lord said, "It's still early." Answer the cloud: "I'm afraid of rain, and the dark clouds are sunbathing there."

A countryman who picked up dung passed by and was nearsighted. "Bring shrimp sauce." The villagers don't know, so pick it up quickly. Myopia caught up, and he put a handful of dung in his hand on his nose and smelled it. He scolded, "It stinks. Why do you want such a price?"

If you are nearsighted and go out for the New Year, you will pick up a firecracker and mistakenly think that others have lost their wallets. I'm glad to get rich in the new year, so I hide in my sleeve and turn on the light at night. The medicine thread was accidentally caught on fire and immediately rang, which surprised Fang. A deaf-mute beside him caressed his back and said, "It's a pity that a flower mallet has just been broken for no reason."

A nearsighted friend saw a fish and suspected it was a duck egg. You held it with a flat belly. He was surprised and said, "How can a duckling come out so quickly that its eggshell has shrunk?"

As soon as bleached eyes meet a red nose, they are called red nose: "It costs a lot of money to open a dye shop, and my nose is dyed red." The red nose replied, "No, it's just a light color. How do I know that bleaching is very eye-catching and interesting? "

As the saying goes, foot numbness stops at grass and sticks to eyebrows. A person repeatedly put it on his forehead. Someone asked why, and he replied, "My ass is numb."

Or ask: "What is there in the world that is not afraid of cold?" Said, "Snuff comes out in cold weather." Ask again: "What is the coldest?" "Bullshit," he said. "I just left the hole's ass and got into my nostrils again."

A blind man, a short man and a camel are fighting for seats for wine. Everyone says, "A liar will sit on his head." A blind man said, "I am arrogant." It's my turn to sit. " The dwarf said, "I am not much better than ordinary people." It's my turn to sit. " "Don't argue," said the camel. "You are all straight (nephews), so naturally let me sit down."