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The guide words are adapted from the translation of "Traveling to Shanxi Village"! Come on! ! ! !

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Don't laugh at the muddy wine brewed by farmers in the twelfth lunar month.

There are many delicious dishes to entertain guests in the harvest year.

When there are mountains and rivers, there is no way out for doubt.

Suddenly, I saw a bright green willow tree, and another village appeared in front of me.

You play the flute, I play the drums and celebrate together. The Spring Festival is approaching.

Clothes made of cloth, the most common hat, and simple ancient style still exist.

From today, if I can wander in the moonlight, I, a white-haired old man, will also enjoy this night.

Knocking on farmer friend Chai Men with a cane.

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A few days ago, a very good friend came to my house as a guest. He said that his hometown is in Shanxi village, where the scenery is beautiful and many people go to play. He also called it a fairyland on earth. After listening to this, I am also going to feast my eyes on Shanxi Village.

In the spring of March, I chose a sunny day, rode on a donkey that I had been with for many years, and set off happily with a beautiful vision.

While riding a donkey, I enjoyed the scenery on both sides: a stream trickled, butterflies and dragonflies danced among the flowers, and birds stood on the branches singing. This is really a paradise. At this time, the slope became steeper, and the little donkey became more and more difficult to walk. I couldn't bear to watch the little donkey suffer like this, so I jumped off it and led the little donkey down. Suddenly, a stream blocked our way, so I had to lift my clothes and walk carefully in the water. The little donkey drank a few mouthfuls of water, got into the water, and playfully raised a splash with his hoof and splashed it on me. I patted his ass as punishment. We walked for a long time, but before we reached Shanxi village, the mountains still appeared in front of us, and a series of questions surfaced in my mind: Am I going wrong? Or did I pass … I'm as anxious as a cat on hot bricks now. I know I will go to Shanxi village with my friends, but it's too late now. Finally, I decided to go another way. If I haven't arrived in Shanxi village, I will go back the same way.

Walking through a mountain corner, I suddenly found a row of willows planted on both sides of the road, which blocked the sun and only a few beams of light shone in; The grass is full of wild flowers, fragrant, and bees are collecting honey! At the end of the road, there is a village looming. I was so excited that I forgot to take the donkey and rushed over. When I arrived at the entrance to the village, I saw on the door: Shanxi Village. Huh? There is a man waving to me under the big banyan tree in the village! Look carefully, it turned out to be my friend! I couldn't restrain my excitement and walked towards him in three steps. My friend took me to his house, and I immediately smelled the wax wine. My friend invited me to a table and invited me to dinner. I looked, ah! Chicken, duck and fish are all on the table, and they are all delicious. Maybe the little donkey also smelled the fragrance and went to a friend's house by himself! We settled the little donkey and talked while eating. A friend said, "Our village has had a bumper harvest this year! The quality of the cotton I planted is very good. I asked my family to make you a good cotton wadding! Be sure to take it with you when you leave! I also harvested my sorghum and made a lot of wine, but the wine was a little cloudy. You can only drink it! " "Good," I promised. "Your scenery here is really beautiful, but it made me suffer when I came! Look, my feet are worn out! " My friend laughed a few times and said boldly, "We have many miracles here. You can stay here for a few days, and I will show you one by one. " I nodded again and again and said, "Great!"

We raised our glasses frequently and drank for three rounds. I am very poetic, and I wrote A Visit to Shanxi Village: Don't laugh at the wine and wine of farmers, and leave enough chickens and dolphins in good years. There is no way to go because of the winding water flow in the mountains, and a mountain village suddenly appears in the willow-green flower bay. Xiao Gu followed the Spring Club and dressed simply and quaint. In the future, if you can go out in the moonlight, I will knock on your door at any time with my cane.