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Why does alcohol give life to Russia?

Because alcohol can paralyze people's will, and Russia is located in the cold zone in the north, and the temperature is extremely low, people can only use alcohol to supplement their body temperature in order to keep out the cold (keep out the cold), so the Russian people have long formed the habit of drinking, so that the annual sales volume of vodka in Russia is the highest in the world. People here, men, women and children all drink, and men in winter are almost drunk.

Drinking vodka is one of the greatest pleasures in Russian life. It is called "the first wife", which means that Russian men love to drink vodka until they find a wife. Even on the battlefield, vodka occupies an important position comparable to arms. There is a joke like this. There is a consensus in the Soviet Union that they can defeat the Nazis by two things: vodka and a large number of soldiers.

Alcohol can cause excitement, thus giving soldiers extraordinary endurance, and nerve paralysis can also help recruits overcome their fears. To put it bluntly, wine is scary. So for a fighting nation like Russia, vodka is the water of their lives. Those who can drink have the courage to drink vodka alone, while those who can't drink should taste vodka with "water".

Vodka is transparent and clear, has no special aroma, and the entrance is not astringent. It is more inclusive. Various fruits, syrups and drinks are added to vodka, which dilutes the high alcohol content, keeps the freshness of vodka, but adds a bit of sweet and sour taste.

There is also a saying circulating in Russia: "There can be no delicious snacks, but there can't be enough vodka; There can be no stupid jokes, but vodka can't be enough; There can be no amazing women, but vodka is not enough; Vodka, the more the better! "

There is also a paragraph on the Internet: "A few years later, people studying in Britain brought a sense of luxury, those studying in France brought a romantic atmosphere, and those studying in Germany brought a sense of craftsmanship. And what we came back from studying in Russia is quite special: we brought a suit of wine ... "