Funny jokes in the epidemic circle of friends

The funny jokes in the epidemic circle of friends are as follows:

1. The epidemic has restricted my travel, so why is there no restriction on my weight?

2. Now I am no longer someone you can meet whenever you want. If you want to date me, the country agrees, the government agrees, and the village agrees. I will always be a treasure you can’t get.

3. Three wishes for this year: keep my green code, keep this job, and keep this little life.

4. Maybe before long, my throat will get calluses.

5. We are all intersex until the nucleic acid test results come out.

6. Important notice: The new coronavirus has been around longer than any of your relationships.

7. After the nucleic acid test, I asked the doctor where to get the test results. The doctor told me that you don’t need to go. If there is any problem, we will send a car to pick you up.

8. I didn’t expect that I would still do nucleic acid when posting on Moments again.

9. I really don’t want to do nucleic acid. I’m afraid that I will spit out a bowl of instant noodles and let others know that I am not doing well.

10. This is the first time I cannot go abroad for vacation due to the epidemic. In previous years, it was because of lack of money.